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Crap The Shitter
Crap The Shitter is the strain that proves you can name your
THC 18-22%Crash
Meet Crash—the strain that earns its name by body-slamming y
THC 20-30%Crash Crimes
Grand Cru Genetics’ Crash Crimes is the artisanal espresso o
THC 18-24%Crash Helmet
Crash Helmet is Alien Genetics’ polite way of saying "night-
THC 18%Crash Landing
Crash Landing is what happens when South Bay Genetics asks,
THC 20%Crash OG
Crash OG by MadCat’s Backyard Stash is the strain equivalent
THC 22-28%Crashberry
Crashberry is the strain equivalent of eating a whole pint o
THC 18-24%Crashed Out Cookies
Named like a sleep paralysis demon but smells like a bakery,
THC 15%Crasher Breath
Green Rose Seeds basically weaponized hibernation. One whiff
THC 20%Crashin Out Grapes
Crashin Out Grapes is the edible equivalent of a weighted bl
THC 15-25%Crater Lake
Imagine paying craft-cocktail prices for near-beer that smel
THC 5%Crater Lake V4
Dynasty Seeds’ Crater Lake V4 is the cannabis equivalent of
THC 22%Craving
Craving is what happens when Spanish breeders decide your mi
THC 15-25%Crawnic 1000
Crawnic 1000 is what happens when a mad scientist gets bored
THC 18%Crawnic Aliens
Crawnic Aliens is what happens when a mad scientist throws c
THC 20%Crawnic Invasion
This strain is basically what happens when mad scientists de
THC 18%Crawnic Power
Crawnic Power is what happens when breeders stop arguing ind
THC 18%Crayzie Cookies
Crayzie Cookies is what happens when your grandma's secret c
THC 18-24%Craze
Craze is what happens when breeders get tired of dessert str
THC 22%Crazy Bitch
The strain your therapist warned you about. Crazy Bitch is C
THC 18%Crazy Bubble
Crazy Bubble is Kannabia Seeds’ love letter to every person
THC 22-25%Crazy Bud Auto
Crazy Bud Auto is what happens when breeders ask, 'What if a
THC 18-22%Crazy Cheese
Imagine if a wheel of brie got drunk on jet fuel and tried t
THC 18-22%Crazy Chem
Crazy Chem is what happens when a mad scientist gets bored a
THC 20%Crazy Cookies
Crazy Cookies is basically what happens when Zambeza decides
THC 20%Crazy Cow
Meet Crazy Cow, the strain that smells like a freshly shampo
THC 18-22%Crazy Dayz
Crazy Dayz is what happens when craft growers get bored of d
THC 24-30%Crazy Daze
Crazy Daze is what happens when breeders ask "how high can w
THC 24%Crazy Glue
Crazy Glue is what happens when breeders play mad scientist
THC 18-24%Crazy Good
Crazy Good is the strain that dares to ask: "What if your we
THC 18-22%Crazy Hazey
Like finding your dad’s 1994 mixtape that somehow slaps hard
THC 21-22%Crazy Hazey
Meet Crazy Hazey—the strain that convinced your hippie uncle
THC 18-26%Crazy Hazy
Meet Crazy Hazy, the sativa that’s basically espresso in pla
THC 15-25%Crazy Horse
Crazy Horse is what happens when breeders decide 'balanced'
THC 18%Crazy Lazy
Crazy Lazy is the strain equivalent of canceling plans you a
THC 15%Crazy Miss Hyde
Named after the chick who turns into a monster after 6 p.m.,
THC 18%Crazy Miss Hyde Auto
Named after a literary split personality, this autoflower de
THC 18-22%Crazy Murdock
Think your ex had mood swings? Meet Crazy Murdock, the strai
THC 22%Crazy Oregon Ducks
Meet Crazy Oregon Ducks—the strain that somehow convinced bo
THC 20%Crazy Roses Fast Version
Crazy Roses Fast Version is the cannabis equivalent of a spe
THC 18%Crazy Train
Crazy Train is Atlas Seed's attempt at creating a strain so
THC 18%Crazy Train
Crazy Train is SnowHigh’s attempt to weaponize espresso plan
THC 20-26%Crazy Train
All aboard the locomotive your brain didn’t know it booked.
THC 15-25%Crazy Train
Crazy Train is what happens when four legendary strains hop
THC 16-22%Cream
If Willy Wonka ran a dispensary, this would be the house spe
THC 15-25%Cream & Cheese CBD 1:1
Imagine the love child of a wheel of brie and a weighted bla
THC 15-20%Cream 47
Cream 47 is the cannabis equivalent of a vanilla milkshake t
THC 15-18%Cream 47
Cream 47 is what happens when Sweet Seeds asks, "What if wee
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