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🟢 Sativa

Crap The Shitter

Crap The Shitter is the strain that proves you can name your

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Crash

Meet Crash—the strain that earns its name by body-slamming y

THC 20-30%
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🟢 Mostly-Sativa Hybrid

Crash Crimes

Grand Cru Genetics’ Crash Crimes is the artisanal espresso o

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Express)

Crash Helmet

Crash Helmet is Alien Genetics’ polite way of saying "night-

THC 18%
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🛬 Pure Indica (Gravity Included)

Crash Landing

Crash Landing is what happens when South Bay Genetics asks,

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch Magnet

Crash OG

Crash OG by MadCat’s Backyard Stash is the strain equivalent

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Crashberry

Crashberry is the strain equivalent of eating a whole pint o

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Crashed Out Cookies

Named like a sleep paralysis demon but smells like a bakery,

THC 15%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Crasher Breath

Green Rose Seeds basically weaponized hibernation. One whiff

THC 20%
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🍇 Full Couch Potato

Crashin Out Grapes

Crashin Out Grapes is the edible equivalent of a weighted bl

THC 15-25%
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⚗️ Boutique 5%-THC Hybrid (yes, you read that right)

Crater Lake

Imagine paying craft-cocktail prices for near-beer that smel

THC 5%
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⚖️ 52/48 Hybrid

Crater Lake V4

Dynasty Seeds’ Crater Lake V4 is the cannabis equivalent of

THC 22%
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⚫ Night-Night Indica

Craving

Craving is what happens when Spanish breeders decide your mi

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Crawnic 1000

Crawnic 1000 is what happens when a mad scientist gets bored

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Crawnic Aliens

Crawnic Aliens is what happens when a mad scientist throws c

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Crawnic Invasion

This strain is basically what happens when mad scientists de

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Crawnic Power

Crawnic Power is what happens when breeders stop arguing ind

THC 18%
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🍪 Balanced Hybrid

Crayzie Cookies

Crayzie Cookies is what happens when your grandma's secret c

THC 18-24%
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🟢 All-Gas-No-Brakes Sativa

Craze

Craze is what happens when breeders get tired of dessert str

THC 22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Crazy Bitch

The strain your therapist warned you about. Crazy Bitch is C

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Indica

Crazy Bubble

Crazy Bubble is Kannabia Seeds’ love letter to every person

THC 22-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock on Autopilot

Crazy Bud Auto

Crazy Bud Auto is what happens when breeders ask, 'What if a

THC 18-22%
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🧀 50/50 Hybrid

Crazy Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of brie got drunk on jet fuel and tried t

THC 18-22%
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⚗️ Hybrid

Crazy Chem

Crazy Chem is what happens when a mad scientist gets bored a

THC 20%
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🔵 Straight-Up Indica

Crazy Cookies

Crazy Cookies is basically what happens when Zambeza decides

THC 20%
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🐄 70/30 Hybrid

Crazy Cow

Meet Crazy Cow, the strain that smells like a freshly shampo

THC 18-22%
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⚡️ Boutique Hybrid

Crazy Dayz

Crazy Dayz is what happens when craft growers get bored of d

THC 24-30%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Crazy Daze

Crazy Daze is what happens when breeders ask "how high can w

THC 24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Crazy Glue

Crazy Glue is what happens when breeders play mad scientist

THC 18-24%
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🟣 60/40 Indica-Heavy Hybrid

Crazy Good

Crazy Good is the strain that dares to ask: "What if your we

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Old-School Couch Magnet

Crazy Hazey

Like finding your dad’s 1994 mixtape that somehow slaps hard

THC 21-22%
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🔥 Sativa Dominant

Crazy Hazey

Meet Crazy Hazey—the strain that convinced your hippie uncle

THC 18-26%
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🔥 Sativa Dominant

Crazy Hazy

Meet Crazy Hazy, the sativa that’s basically espresso in pla

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Crazy Horse

Crazy Horse is what happens when breeders decide 'balanced'

THC 18%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Indica

Crazy Lazy

Crazy Lazy is the strain equivalent of canceling plans you a

THC 15%
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🟣 Pure Indica Chaos

Crazy Miss Hyde

Named after the chick who turns into a monster after 6 p.m.,

THC 18%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Crazy Miss Hyde Auto

Named after a literary split personality, this autoflower de

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 52/48 Hybrid Split

Crazy Murdock

Think your ex had mood swings? Meet Crazy Murdock, the strai

THC 22%
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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Crazy Oregon Ducks

Meet Crazy Oregon Ducks—the strain that somehow convinced bo

THC 20%
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⚫ Full-On Indica (Now With 20% Less Waiting)

Crazy Roses Fast Version

Crazy Roses Fast Version is the cannabis equivalent of a spe

THC 18%
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🚂 Hybrid Locomotive

Crazy Train

Crazy Train is Atlas Seed's attempt at creating a strain so

THC 18%
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🚂 All-Aboard Sativa

Crazy Train

Crazy Train is SnowHigh’s attempt to weaponize espresso plan

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Crazy Train

All aboard the locomotive your brain didn’t know it booked.

THC 15-25%
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🚂 Balanced Hybrid

Crazy Train

Crazy Train is what happens when four legendary strains hop

THC 16-22%
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🍰 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Cream

If Willy Wonka ran a dispensary, this would be the house spe

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Lite

Cream & Cheese CBD 1:1

Imagine the love child of a wheel of brie and a weighted bla

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cream 47

Cream 47 is the cannabis equivalent of a vanilla milkshake t

THC 15-18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cream 47

Cream 47 is what happens when Sweet Seeds asks, "What if wee

THC 18%

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