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🍭 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Cotton Candy Gelato

Imagine a carnival booth and a gelato shop got drunk togethe

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Sugar-Coated Couch Lock

Cotton Candy Grapes

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and bred weed instead of ca

THC 18-24%
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🍇 50/50 Hybrid

Cotton Candy Grapes

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid at the farmers market and c

THC 18-22%
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🍇 Hybrid

Cotton Candy Grapes

Imagine if Willy Wonka got into weed and said "let's make it

THC 15%
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🔮 Indica

Cotton Candy Kush

Imagine funnel cake and regret had a baby—that’s Cotton Cand

THC 18-22%
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🎪 Balanced Hybrid

Cotton Candy Kush Early Version

This strain is what happens when Willy Wonka discovers canna

THC 18%
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🎡 Balanced Hybrid

Cotton Candy Machine

Brain Freeze Seeds turned a county fair into a nug and nobod

THC 20%
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🔮 Sugar-Coated Couch Magnet

Cotton Candy Runtz

Imagine Willy Wonka and a Zkittlez truck had a beautiful acc

THC 22-30%
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🟣 Dessert-Indica

Cotton Candy Runtz

Imagine Willy Wonka and a Zkittlez lab tech got drunk, made

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Indica

Cotton Censored

Imagine if a county fair cotton candy machine had a one-nigh

THC 21%
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🔵 Certified Gravity Enhancer

Couch Locka By Beans By Wuzi

Couch Locka is Beans By Wuzi’s love letter to doing absolute

THC 20-22%
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🔴 Indica (a.k.a. Furniture Glue)

Couch Party by Skunktek

Skunktek’s Couch Party is the strain that RSVPs “yes” to you

THC 20-28%
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🥔 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Couch Potato

Meet Couch Potato, the strain that literally renames you 'Se

THC 18%
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🟣 Professional Couch Glue

Couch Project by Bald Man Lala Seeds

Meet the strain that makes your couch feel like it has its o

THC 20%
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🟣 Certified Couch Glue

Couch Slouch by Thunderfudge

Meet Couch Slouch, the strain that makes getting up to pee f

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Couchlock

Named after the exact opposite of cardio, Couchlock is BC Se

THC 25%
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🛋️ Certified Couchlock Indica

Couchsurfer

Meet Couchsurfer, the indica that treats your living room li

THC 16-18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cougar Milk

Imagine if a cougar licked a bowl of Fruity Pebbles, then bu

THC 18-23%
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🐆 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Cougar Piss

Yes, it’s really called Cougar Piss—because “Subtle Citrus T

THC 18-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cougar Piss

Yes, it’s actually called Cougar Piss—because nothing says "

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Cougar Piss

Named after everyone's favorite feline restroom aroma, Couga

THC 21-23%
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⚫ Indica

Cough

Cough sounds like it’ll send you into a bronchial fit, but t

THC 15%
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🧬 60/40 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Cough Bx1

Cough Bx1 is the strain that doubles as a respiratory workou

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cough Drops by Crockett Family Farms

Crockett Family Farms basically bottled the '90s cough-drop

THC 18-24%
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🫁 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Cough OG

The love-child of Strawberry Cough and OG Kush that literall

THC 18-24%
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🚀 Sativa

Coughnruntz

Meet Coughnruntz—the strain that sounds like your lungs file

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Count Chocula

Count Chocula is what happens when a craft grower binge-watc

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Cereal)

Count Chunkula

Imagine Count Chocula got blackout drunk on resin, grew golf

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Count Dankula

A strain so meticulously bred it took two years and 50+ cros

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Count Stankula

Meet Count Stankula—the strain that smells like Dracula’s gy

THC 20%
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🔵 Indica

Countdown

Countdown is what happens when Gage Green Genetics decides y

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Pure Indica (No Receipts)

Counterfeit Kush

Named by people who apparently think "authentic" is overrate

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Counting Sheep

Counting Sheep is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blan

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Countree Grammer

Skunk House Genetics named this one Countree Grammer because

THC 18%
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🔵 Indica

Country Cookies

Country Cookies is what happens when a Southern bake sale co

THC 15-25%
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🟤 Pure Indica

Country Roads

Country Roads is Black Bear Cannabis’s love letter to couch-

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Countrytime Kush by Thunderfudge

Countrytime Kush is what happens when a Kentucky barn party

THC 25%
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🟣 Ultra-Mellow Indica

County Disko

County Disko is the boutique indica that shows up fashionabl

THC 5%
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🟢 Hybrid (60/40 Indica-Sativa Split)

County Line Hash Plant

Meet the strain that got bred harder than a royal corgi. Cou

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 60/40 Hybrid

Coup De Grace

Coup De Grace is the strain that shows up fashionably late t

THC 18-22%
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🔴 Low-THC Indica

Coup Detat

Coup Detat sounds like it should storm your brain with heavy

THC 10-11%
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🟣 Full-Blown Indica

Courage The Cowardly Dog

Named after the trembling pink dog who somehow saved the day

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Courtesy

The Swiss-made indica that apologizes for knocking you out c

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Courtesy X Dorothy

Named like a passive-aggressive thank-you note, Courtesy X D

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Courvoisier

Courvoisier is Red Bee Seeds' attempt at making the cannabis

THC 18%
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⚡ 50/50 Hybrid

Covelo Sour Diesel

Meet the strain that smells like a gas station that sells co

THC 18%
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🔍 Top-Secret Sativa

Covert

Covert is Acumen Genetics' attempt at a stealth sativa—becau

THC 18%
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😷 Couch-Lock Indica

Covid Kush

The only strain named after a pandemic that actually makes y

THC 18%

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