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🔴 Red-Headed Stepchild Hybrid

Crimson Toro

Crimson Toro is what happens when a boutique grower gets bor

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Crimzon Candy

Crimzon Candy is Noble Genetics' attempt at making weed look

THC 10-15%
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🤹‍♂️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Ménage à Trois

Crinkle Cookies

Crinkle Cookies looks like it got ironed by a waffle maker a

THC 18%
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⚡ Auto-Flower Hybrid

Crinkle Crunch

Crinkle Crunch is Mephisto Genetics' love letter to impatien

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Crip Walk

Crip Walk is the strain that walks the line between couch-lo

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Cripit

Cripit is the strain that asks "why stand when horizontal ex

THC 18%
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🔵 Pure Indica

Crippie

Crippie is what happens when Land and Heir Genetics spend 50

THC 23%
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🔵 Old-School Couch Gluer

Crippie D

Crippie D is what happens when a hipster breeder hears "Flor

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica Couch-Lock Champion

Cripple Creek Cookies

Twisty Seeds basically weaponized grandma’s cookie jar—25% T

THC 25%
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🦏 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Crippled Rhino

This rhino doesn’t charge—it naps. Bred by Stoney Girl Garde

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock in Pastel

Cripps Pink

Cripps Pink is what happens when a breeder asks, “What if co

THC 18%
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🔵 Old-School Couch Lock

Crippy

Crippy is what your older cousin from Tampa swears was “the

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Vintage Florida Nostalgia Hybrid

Crippy

Crippy is the cannabis equivalent of finding your dad’s mixt

THC 5-8%
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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Crippy By Shoreline Genetics

Crippy is the strain that looks like it graduated top of its

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica with Identity Issues

Crippy Killer

Crippy Killer is what happens when Archive Seed Bank tries t

THC 18%
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🟣 Old-School Florida Ass-Kicker

Crippy Killer

Meet Crippy Killer—the strain that made Florida stoners rena

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ Balanced OG Hybrid

Crippy OG

Crippy OG is what happens when Florida street slang grows up

THC 20%
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🔴 Old-School Florida Narcolepsy

Crippy Trulieve

Florida’s most famous bedtime story. Grown in 90s garages, n

THC 24%
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🔮 Pure Couchlock Indica

Criptonite

Criptonite is the strain that turns your spine into Silly Pu

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 55/45 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Crisco

Crisco is the strain that proves Scapegoat Genetics has a si

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Crispy Sugar

Crispy Sugar is what happens when Cookie Fam Genetics decide

THC 20%
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🟢 Award-Winning Sativa

Crispz by Umami Seed Co

Crispz is the strain you bring to brunch when you want your

THC 18%
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🔮 Mystery Indica

Cristal

Cristal is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows up

THC 15-20%
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🟣 French Couch-Lock Indica

Cristal Bloom

Cristal Bloom is what happens when French artisans decide "r

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Crystal Ball

Cristal Kush

Meet Cristal Kush—the strain that looks like Tinker Bell sne

THC 20%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cristal Limit

KC Brains Holland’s crystal-coated love child that basically

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 65% Indica, 35% Sativa Hybrid

Cristal Paradise

Cristal Paradise is what happens when Dutch breeders decide

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Critcal XXL

Critcal XXL is Garden of Green's answer to "how much weed ca

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Critical

Meet Critical—the strain that asks "you gonna finish that se

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Critical

Meet Critical—the strain that asks "what if a weighted blank

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Critical

Meet Critical, the strain that’s been called “the Honda Civi

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. 'Nap Time Lite')

Critical

Meet Critical, the strain that proves you don't need face-me

THC 9-12%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Champion

Critical

Meet Critical: the strain that makes Netflix ask if you're s

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Critical

Meet Critical—the strain that treats your living room like a

THC 18-22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Critical

Meet Critical—the strain that asks "why stand when you can h

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Critical

Meet Critical, the strain that treats your central nervous s

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Critical

Critical is the cannabis equivalent of a reliable Honda Civi

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Critical

Meet Critical—the strain that treats your grow tent like a f

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Critical + 2.0

Meet Critical + 2.0, the strain that asks "Why stand when yo

THC 15-20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Critical ++ by Gea Seeds

Meet Critical ++, the strain that took classic Critical and

THC 18-25%
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🟢 Sativa (a.k.a. your 3-hour TED Talk starter)

Critical 2

BSF Seeds’ Critical 2 is the espresso shot of weed: 18% THC,

THC 18%
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⚡ Franken-hybrid Auto

Critical 2 XXL Auto

BSF Seeds basically stuffed a photoperiod beast into a dwarf

THC 20-24%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Critical 2.0 Auto

Meet the strain that put Copenhagen Seed Company on the map

THC 18%
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⚖️ Autoflower Hybrid (a.k.a. Couch-Lite)

Critical 2.0 XL Auto

Meet the strain that finishes faster than your last situatio

THC 15%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Speed Demon

Critical 20

Meet Critical 20, the strain that treats flowering time like

THC 20%
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⚖️ Low-Rider Hybrid

Critical 20 Auto

420 Genetics’ Critical 20 Auto is the cannabis equivalent of

THC 10%
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🔶 Sativa Auto (with identity issues)

Critical 20 Auto

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito—Critical

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Critical 30

Critical 30 is what happens when breeders decide the origina

THC 23%

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