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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Critical Cream Cookies

This Space Genetix creation is what happens when a pastry ch

THC 15%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant CBD Hybrid

Critical Cure

Meet Critical Cure, the strain that hugs your body like a we

THC 15-25%
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🍇 Pure Indica

Critical Daddy Purple

Meet the strain that puts the "critical" in "critically can'

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Critical Del Norte

Meet the strain that turns Type-A personalities into melted

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Diesel-Scented Speed Hybrid

Critical Diesel Auto

This auto-flower is basically cannabis espresso: it kicks in

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Critical DP

Meet Critical DP, the strain that asks "why stand when you c

THC 18%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Chimera

Critical Dream

Zambeza’s Critical Dream is what happens when breeders play

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Lite

Critical Dynamite

The strain equivalent of a decaf espresso: all the ceremony,

THC 10-12%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Critical Early Version

Like a weighted blanket that smokes you back. Critical Early

THC 18-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Critical Exclusive

Meet the strain that named itself "Exclusive" like it's tryi

THC 20%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Critical Express

Critical Express is what happens when breeders get impatient

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa Dominant

Critical Extrem

Seeds66's Critical Extrem is the espresso shot of cannabis—2

THC 22-26%
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⚡ Sativa Auto-Flower

Critical Extrem Auto

Meet the espresso shot of autoflowers—Critical Extrem Auto p

THC 18%
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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

Critical Fast Bud Auto

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—technically we

THC 10%
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⚡ Speed-Dating Hybrid

Critical Fast Version by US SkunkX

Critical Fast Version is the cannabis equivalent of a microw

THC 15%
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🥠 50/50 Hybrid

Critical Fire Cookies

Space GenetiX took cookies, set them on literal fire, and so

THC 15%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (aka 'The Switzerland of Weed')

Critical Ganja

Critical Ganja is what happens when breeders get cocky and d

THC 25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Critical Glue

Space Genetix took two already legendary strains—Critical an

THC 20-24%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Critical Glue 4 Auto

Meet the strain that grew up wanting to be GG4 but settled f

THC 9-10%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch-Lock Champion

Critical Gorilla

Meet Critical Gorilla, the strain that took two legendary pa

THC 25-30%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Critical Hash OG

Critical Hash OG is what happens when breeders decide "mild"

THC 20%+
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Critical Haze

Meet Critical Haze: the strain that couldn't decide if it wa

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Critical Haze

Critical Haze is what happens when Critical Mass and Amnesia

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Critical Haze

Meet Critical Haze, the strain that proves sativa dominance

THC 18%
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🌀 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Critical Haze

A Frankenstein of Critical Mass and a classic Haze, Critical

THC 20-23%
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🍋 Sativa (a.k.a. 'I Can't Feel My Couch')

Critical Herer

Meet Critical Herer: the strain that turns introverts into T

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa Dominant

Critical Herer

Meet Critical Herer—the strain that took Jack Herer's legacy

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Fast-Food Hybrid

Critical Herer Auto

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—ready in 70 da

THC 10-15%
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🎲 Low-Stakes Hybrid

Critical Hit

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a participation trophy: Crit

THC 10-15%
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⚡ Low-THC Sativa

Critical Hit by V-BUDS by Krumme Gurken

Meet Critical Hit, the strain that promised a "critical" pun

THC 10-15%
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🐷 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Critical Hog

Meet Critical Hog, the strain that treats your body like a s

THC 20-23%
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🐷 Couch-Lock Indica

Critical Hog

Imagine if a prize-winning pig and a freight train made a ba

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Critical Horrendus

Imagine if Sour Diesel and Granddaddy Purple had a baby duri

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Critical Impact

Critical Impact is what happens when Vision Seeds asks, "How

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Critical Jack

Meet Critical Jack—the strain that’s genetically 50/50 but e

THC 15%
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⚡ 30% THC Hybrid Monster

Critical Jack

Meet Critical Jack, the strain that took every cannabis clic

THC 30%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Critical Jack

Meet Critical Jack—the strain that’s basically the cannabis

THC 15%
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🟣 Indica (but marketing thinks it's sativa)

Critical Jack

Meet Critical Jack, the cannabis equivalent of that friend w

THC 15%
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☀️ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Critical Jack

Imagine if Red Bull and a Christmas tree had a baby, then th

THC 14-18%
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⚡ Low-Rider Hybrid

Critical Jack Auto

This pint-sized powerhouse from Silent Seeds is what happens

THC 10%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Critical Jack Autoflowering

This strain finishes faster than your last situationship—70

THC 24%
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🟢 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Critical Jack Automatic

Meet the strain that’s basically the Toyota Corolla of weed—

THC 10%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Commander

Critical Jack Condor

Meet Critical Jack Condor—R-KIEM’s attempt to breed a strain

THC 18%
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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

Critical Jack Fast

Imagine Critical and Jack Herer had a baby that was born two

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Critical Jack Herer

Meet the lovechild of Jack Herer and whatever "Critical" mea

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Indica

Critical Jack Herer Auto

This autoflower is basically Jack Herer after it discovered

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Critical Kali Mist

Meet the strain that convinced a generation of stoners they

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa (a.k.a. ‘Productivity’s Overrated’)

Critical Kali Mist

The love-child of couch-lock champion Critical Mass and cere

THC 5%

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