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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Critical Mints

Imagine if a Girl Scout cookie and a yoga instructor had a b

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa

Critical Neville Haze

Meet Critical Neville Haze—the sativa that thinks it's a red

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Heavy Hybrid

Critical Neville Haze 2.0

Critical Neville Haze 2.0 is Delicious Seeds’ attempt to wea

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Auto Hybrid

Critical Neville Haze Auto

Meet the espresso shot of autoflowers: Critical Neville Haze

THC 20%
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⚫ Fast-Finish Ruderalis Mutant

Critical Neville Haze Early Version

An impatient indica that flowers faster than your ex blocked

THC 18%
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⚖️ Indica-Lean Hybrid

Critical OG

Meet the strain that finally taught OG Kush how to pump iron

THC 18-24%
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⚗️ Ruderalis-Sativa Hybrid

Critical Ogre

Joint Doctor's Critical Ogre is the strain for growers who w

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Citrus

Critical Orange Lights

Imagine if Sunny D grew up in Spain, discovered weed, and de

THC 18%
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🍊 Citrus-Loaded Hybrid

Critical Orange Punch

Meet the strain that smells like a Florida orange grove had

THC 20%
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🍊 Citrus-Powered Hybrid

Critical Orange Punch

Meet the strain that treats your grow tent like a profit cen

THC 18-23%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Critical Plus

Meet Critical Plus—the indica that turns your living room in

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commander

Critical Plus

Critical Plus is what happens when Spanish breeders decide t

THC 22%
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🔴 Indica

Critical Plus

Critical Plus is the strain that looks like a pine tree fuck

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa-Lean Hybrid (a.k.a. “Euro Cash-Cow”)

Critical Plus

Meet Critical Plus, the Spanish export that parties like a s

THC 18-24%
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🍃 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Critical Plus Auto

The strain that proves 15% THC is plenty when you’re too bak

THC 15%
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⚫ Auto-flower Couch Magnet

Critical Plus Auto

Meet Critical Plus Auto—the Toyota Corolla of weed. Reliable

THC 15%
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🟣 Pure Couchlock Indica

Critical Poison

Critical Poison is the strain that asks, "You sure you wante

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Critical Poison Fast Version

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—done in 8-9 we

THC 10-15%
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🟣 Indica

Critical Pride

Meet Critical Pride—Zambeza’s attempt to make an indica that

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Critical Purple

Critical Purple is what happens when breeders ask "How do we

THC 22%
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🟣 Full-Blown Couch Burrito

Critical Purple

Critical Purple is the cannabis equivalent of turning your p

THC 18%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Couch Magnet

Critical Purple Auto

Seeds66 basically asked, "What if we made a strain that flow

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Critical Purple Kush

Critical Purple Kush is the strain equivalent of eating Than

THC 20-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Critical Purple Kush

Meet the strain that looks like it was dipped in Prince's wa

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica

Critical Purple Kush

The strain that asks, "Why stand when horizontal is free?" C

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Critical Purple Kush By Dawg Star

Meet the strain that dresses like a Prince concert and punch

THC 22%
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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Critical Purple OG

This PNW Cultivar creation is what happens when OG Kush goes

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Royalty

Critical Queen

Meet the sovereign of sedentary: Critical Queen, an indica s

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Critical Raskera

B.I.G. Seeds basically weaponized relaxation and stuffed it

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant CBD Hybrid

Critical Relief CBD

Meet Critical Relief CBD, the strain that gives you all the

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

Critical Romulan

Classic Seeds’ Critical Romulan is the strain you smoke when

THC 18%
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🔮 Full-Body Blanket Mode

Critical Runtz

Sensi Seeds took the Runtz family tree and grafted on a bran

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Indica Dominant

Critical Runtz

Imagine Willy Wonka and a commercial grower got drunk togeth

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Mutant

Critical Ryder

Critical Ryder is what happens when breeders lock three cann

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Critical Sensi Star

This Delicious Seeds creation is basically Critical Mass aft

THC 15-30%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Critical Sensi Star

The cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket that tastes li

THC 18-23%
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🟤 Couch-Lock Express

Critical Sensi Star Early Version

Meet the strain that’s basically a weighted blanket in plant

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 60/40 Hybrid (Indica-Skunk Love Child)

Critical Skunk

Critical Skunk is what happens when Mr. Nice Seedbank asks,

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ Tropical Yield Monster Hybrid

Critical Soma

Imagine if a piña colada got a PhD in bud production. Critic

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

Critical Sour

Meet Critical Sour, the strain that took "relaxing" and turn

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Critical Sour Diesel

Imagine if your brain hit a Red Bull while your couch gave y

THC 20%
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⚖️ CBD-Balanced Hybrid

Critical Sour Diesel CBD

The strain for people who love Sour Diesel's personality but

THC 10%
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🌈 Hybrid

Critical Sticky Mango

Unicorn Boys Genetics cranked out this mango-scented resin f

THC 16%
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🍓 Balanced Hybrid

Critical Strawberry

Imagine Willy Wonka got into cannabis breeding and decided s

THC 20%
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🍌🔴 Couch-Lock Smoothie

Critical Strawberry Banana

Imagine a strawberry-banana milkshake that grew up in the Em

THC 26%
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🟢 100% Sativa

Critical Super Silver Haze

Imagine if Red Bull could grow hair and smell like a pine-sc

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (60/40)

Critical VIP

Critical VIP is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who s

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Critical Widow

Critical Widow is what happens when breeders try to make a s

THC 18-22%

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