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🔥 Sativa

Critical Widow

Critical Widow is what happens when breeders binge-watch too

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Critical Widow

Meet Critical Widow, the strain that couldn't decide if it w

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Critical X

Critical X is what happens when breeders ask, "What if we ma

THC 22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified

Critical x Bubba Kush

Meet the strain that asks your central nervous system to tak

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Critical x Larry OG

The love-child of "Critical Mass" and "Larry OG"—because app

THC 20%
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🔵 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (70-80%)

Critical x Sour Face

Ripper Seeds basically Frankensteined a gym-rat sativa with

THC 24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Critical X Zombie Kush

Ripper Seeds basically Frankenstein'd couch-lock royalty—Cri

THC 18-26%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Champion

Critical XL

Meet Critical XL, the strain that turns your living room int

THC 23%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Critical XL

Critical XL is Fatbush Seeds' magnum opus for anyone whose l

THC 18-23%
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⚡ Couch-Lock Turbo Mode

Critical XL Autoflowering

Meet the strain that finishes faster than your Tinder date a

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Critical XXL

Critical XXL is the strain equivalent of ordering a "medium"

THC 10-15%
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⚡ Low-Octane Hybrid

Critical XXL Auto

Meet the strain that promises ‘XXL’ everything except THC. C

THC 10%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Critical XXL Auto

This autoflower is basically Critical Mass on a Red Bull ben

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Critical Yumbolt

Meet Critical Yumbolt, the strain that proves “indica” is La

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Critical Zone

Meet Critical Zone, the Spanish inquisition of indicas that

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Fast-Flowering Hybrid

Critical+

Meet Critical+, the strain that treats flowering time like a

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Fast-Flowering Hybrid

Critical+

Meet Critical+, the strain that treats your calendar like a

THC 18%
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🔥 Sativa That Actually Shows Up on Time

Critical+

Meet Critical+, the ADHD-friendly sativa that rips through f

THC 15-20%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Critical+ 2.0 Autoflowering

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner for your

THC 18%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Critical+ Automatic

Meet the strain that treats your calendar like a suggestion:

THC 22%
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🟣 Training-Wheels Indica

Critical+ by Linda Seeds

Meet Critical+, the strain that proves you don't need 30% TH

THC 9-12%
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🍃 Fast-Finishing Sativa

Critical+ for White Widow

Meet the espresso shot of sativas—Critical+ for White Widow

THC 18%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Critical47 Express

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito: Critica

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Speed-Run Indica

Critically Early Guerrilla

The Usain Bolt of indicas—flowers so fast you’ll swear it’s

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Critically Grumpy

Critically Grumpy is the strain equivalent of that friend wh

THC 20%
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🟢 Certified Sativa

Criticams by Nativa Seeds

Meet Criticams, the sativa that thinks espresso is for cowar

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Critigal

Critigal is the cannabis equivalent of a sensible Toyota Cam

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Critikal 99

Critikal 99 is what happens when breeders get impatient and

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Critikush

Meet Critikush, the strain that couldn’t decide if it wanted

THC 18-22%
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🌞 Sativa (Even If The Website Can't Make Up Its Mind)

Critters

Critters is the strain equivalent of a golden retriever in a

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Firecracker

Critters Cookies

Critters Cookies is what happens when Greenlife Seeds lets l

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Critterz

Critterz is what happens when breeders decide the world need

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Auto-Pilot

Crockett's AutoDog

Meet the strain that literally does the work for you—AutoDog

THC 15-25%
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🍊 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Crockett's Tangie

Imagine if Sunny D had a baby with a Red Bull and that baby

THC 18%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Crocketts Confidential

This isn't your cousin's basement weed—it's a decade-long br

THC 18%
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🟣 Straight Indica

Crocketts Dawg

Meet the strain that turns your couch into a black hole and

THC 20-27%
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🔥 Sativa

Crocketts Haze

Crocketts Haze is what happens when old-school haze genetics

THC 25%
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🟢 100% Sativa

Crocketts Sour Tangie

Imagine a Red Bull that grew on a tree and smells like your

THC 18%
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🥐 Balanced Hybrid

Croissant

The only croissant that won’t ruin your keto diet—mostly bec

THC 18%
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🪨 Indica-Lean Hybrid

Cromagnon Man

Cromagnon Man is the strain that drags you back to the Stone

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

Cromagnonman

Named after our less-evolved cousins, Cromagnonman drags you

THC 15-25%
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🥂 Champagne-Dipped Hybrid

Cron Perignon

Cron Perignon is the strain that shows up in a tuxedo T-shir

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Cronuts

Cronuts is what happens when Alphakronik Genes decides your

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Indica (But Acts Bougie)

Cronuts

Imagine if a croissant and a donut had a baby, then that bab

THC 24%
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🔴 Couch-Locked Croissant

Cronuts 4

Cronuts 4 is the strain equivalent of showing up to a potluc

THC 5%
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🔵 Classic Indica

Crooked Cop

Crooked Cop is the strain that'll frisk your brain and confi

THC 18-24%
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🖤 Indica

Crookies

Crookies is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies gets a litt

THC 20-26%
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🛸 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Crop Circle

Crop Circle is what happens when breeders let ruderalis, ind

THC 18%

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