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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Triple Threat

Creme De La Soul

Imagine your brain doing yoga while your body sinks into the

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Creme De Menthe

Imagine Thin Ments had a baby with your couch and that baby

THC 20%
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🟣 Ultra-Mellow Indica

Creme Dulce

Creme Dulce sounds like it should slap, but at 5% THC this s

THC 5%
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⚖️ Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Creme Fraiche

Imagine if a French pastry chef got paranoid and cross-bred

THC 20-25%
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🍨 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Creme Glacee

Imagine if a French pastry chef ran out of sugar and acciden

THC 5%
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🍰 Autoflower Hybrid

Creme O'z

Mephisto Genetics took Cookies culture, stuffed it into an a

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Creme OG

Creme OG is the strain equivalent of putting whipped cream o

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Switzerland in Nug Form')

Creme Soda

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxing a 1987 Chevette—Creme Soda is

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Crenshaw Candy

Crenshaw Candy is what happens when Bardi Green Voohoo Genet

THC 18-22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Crenshaw Kush

Straight outta South Bay Genetics’ secret grow-bunker comes

THC 22%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Creole

Creole is Da Bean Co's love letter to anyone whose weekend p

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Creole Kush

Creole Kush is the strain that shows up to your smoke sesh w

THC 20%
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🟣 Pastry-Powered Indica

Crepe De La Crepe

Imagine if a French bakery and a cannabis plant had a one-ni

THC 20-28%
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🔮 Indica

Crepes

Imagine if your local IHOP got possessed by a chill demon an

THC 18-24%
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🥞 Balanced Dessert Hybrid

Crepes

Imagine if IHOP and Cookies had a baby, then that baby got y

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Indica

Crepes Weed

Imagine if a French bakery and a dispensary had a one-night

THC 20-23%
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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Crescendo

Named after the musical term for "gradually getting louder,"

THC 15-25%
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🎼 Hybrid That Actually Builds to Something

Crescendo

Imagine your high is a Spotify playlist that starts with lo-

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Crescendo

Crescendo is the strain equivalent of that friend who starts

THC 24-30%
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🔵 Indica

Crescendo

Meet Crescendo—an indica that was apparently bred by someone

THC 10-15%
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⚫ Indica (a.k.a. Couchlock Cake)

Crescendo Cake

Imagine your wedding cake got hijacked by a chem lab and the

THC 15-25%
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🔵 CBD-Heavy Chill Pill

Crescendo CBD

Crescendo CBD is the strain equivalent of decaf espresso—loo

THC 5-6%
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🔥 Desert-Baked Indica

Crescendo Phoenix

Crescendo Phoenix is what happens when Chemdog, I-95, and Ma

THC 25%
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⚡️ High-Octane Hybrid

Crescendo Temple

Meet Crescendo Temple—the strain so sticky it could double a

THC 24-30%
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⚫ Corporate Couch-Lock

Cresco Cookies

The strain that convinced your plug to get a 401(k). Cresco

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ Corporate-Engineered Hybrid

Cresco Legacy

Imagine if McKinsey consultants bred weed—uniform, documente

THC 15-25%
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🔺 Florida Couch Glue

Cresco Triangle

Named after Florida’s three-city cannabis Bermuda Triangle,

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Crestside Cutthroat

Fygtree's Crestside Cutthroat is the Swiss Army knife of wee

THC 18%
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🔆 Mediterranean Sativa

Crete

Crete is what happens when cannabis nerds spend 50+ breeding

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Auto Hybrid

Crime Caramel Auto

An auto that flowers faster than your landlord knocks when t

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Sativa with Ruderalis Swagger

Crimea

Meet Crimea, The Landrace Team's botanical middle finger to

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Comrade

Crimea Blue

Crimea Blue is Barney’s Farm’s diplomatic gift to anyone who

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Criminal Banana

Criminal Banana is the strain equivalent of shoplifting trop

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Criminal Jack

Meet Criminal Jack, the sativa that breaks into your brain,

THC 20%
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🟣 Certified Felony Indica

Criminal+

Criminal+ by Ripper Seeds is the Bonnie to your couch's Clyd

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid Criminal Mastermind

Criminalz

Criminalz is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who show

THC 20-23%
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🔴 Low-THC Hybrid

Crimson by Stoney Girl Gardens

Meet Crimson, the strain that spent 500 crosses trying to be

THC 10-12%
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⚡ Sativa

Crimson Cherries

Crimson Cherries is Trichome Orchards' answer to the questio

THC 18%
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🍪 Balanced Hybrid

Crimson Cookies

Crimson Cookies is what happens when a pastry chef and a mad

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Crimson Cream Soda

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxed a tire shop, then bottled it.

THC 18%
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🔴 Indica (a.k.a. Horizontal Happy Hour)

Crimson Crush

Crimson Crush is the strain that looks like a Valentine’s bo

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Pure Sativa Showoff

Crimson Dynamo

If Red Bull and a Moscow winter had a baby, it would be Crim

THC 19%
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🔴 Balanced Hybrid

Crimson Fire

Crimson Fire is what happens when a boutique breeder decides

THC 15-25%
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🔥❄️ Mystery Meat Hybrid

Crimson Fire Ice

Dead By Dawn Genetics basically told us "trust me, bro" on t

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Royalty

Crimson Lights

Crimson Lights is what happens when breeders decide Netflix

THC 18%
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🔴 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

Crimson Quack

Red Scare Seed Company clearly let the marketing intern name

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Crimson Skunk

Crimson Skunk is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid (60/40 split, like your ex's custody agreement)

Crimson Tide Cookies

Imagine if Alabama's football team and a bakery had a love c

THC 20%

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