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🍪🍰 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Cookie Cake

Cookie Cake is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies and Wedd

THC 20-27%

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🤹‍♂️ Balanced Hybrid

Cookie Caleidoscope

Cookie Caleidoscope is what happens when a pastry chef and a

THC 18-20%

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🟤 THC-Heavy Hybrid

Cookie Cargo V2

Meet Cookie Cargo V2—Jaws Gear's answer to the question "Wha

THC 30%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. Training Wheels)

Cookie CBG

Meet Cookie CBG: the strain that gets you 5% as high and 100

THC 5%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cookie Cement

Universally Seeded took your favorite childhood cookie and l

THC 20%

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⚖️ 52/48 Hybrid Split (AKA 'The Switzerland of Weed')

Cookie Confundo

AlpinStash's Cookie Confundo is the strain equivalent of a y

THC 18%

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🍪 Hybrid That Won't Let You Drive

Cookie Crash

Cookie Crash is what happens when Karma Genetics asks, "What

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Dominatrix

Cookie Crasher

Cookie Crasher is what happens when Wedding Cake and Animal

THC 15-25%

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🤪 Breakfast-Inspired Balanced Hybrid

Cookie Crisp Surreal

Like eating a bowl of sugary cereal while your third eye ope

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Indica (with a sugar rush)

Cookie Crumble

The strain that answers the age-old question: "What if cooki

THC 28-30%

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🍪 Couch-Lock Indica

Cookie Crumbs

Cookie Crumbs is the strain that tricks you into thinking yo

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Cookie Crumbs

Cookie Crumbs is what happens when a baker accidentally drop

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Croissant

Cookie Crumbs

Cookie Crumbs is what happens when a pastry chef gets high,

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Indica

Cookie Crunch

Cookie Crunch is what happens when breeders try to make a st

THC 20%

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🍪 CBD-Heavy Sativa

Cookie Crunch CBD

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies after it discovered yoga and swit

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cookie Cube

Cookie Cube is the strain equivalent of eating an entire sle

THC 20-24%

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🟢 Sativa

Cookie Cutter

AlpinStash's 2019 debutante that smells like Toll House got

THC 18%

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🐦 Sativa-Dominant Space Cadet

Cookie Cutter Goonie Birds

Cookie Cutter Goonie Birds is what happens when Howe Farms l

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cookie Cutter Larry

Meet the strain that looks like it graduated from Bud Harvar

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock on Autopilot

Cookie Dog Autoflower

Cookie Dog Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted bla

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Bomb

Cookie Dos

Imagine if a bakery and a kush farm had a one-night stand an

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Couch-Locking Cookie Monster

Cookie Dos Amaze

Cookie Dos Amaze is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies and

THC 22-28%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cookie Dough

Cookie Dough is what happens when breeders get baked and thi

THC 18%

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🟣 Dessert-Indica

Cookie Dough

Imagine licking raw cookie batter off a spatula, then immedi

THC 20-27%

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🍦 Couch-Lock Sundae

Cookie Dough Ice Cream

Imagine sneaking spoonfuls of raw cookie dough straight from

THC 20-27%

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🍦 Dessert-Forward Sativa

Cookie Dough Sundae

Imagine raiding your pantry for cookie dough and accidentall

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid That Swears It's Balanced

Cookie Dream

Cookie Dream is what happens when breeders spend two years a

THC 18-22%

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⚫ Pure Indica

Cookie Face Shine

Cookie Face Shine is what happens when Thin Mint Girl Scout

THC 20%

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🍪🤒 Balanced Hybrid

Cookie Fever

Cookie Fever is what happens when breeders decide Girl Scout

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Locking Indica

Cookie Frost

Cookie Frost is what happens when Cookies genetics decide to

THC 20-28%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Commando

Cookie Fruity

Cookie Fruity is what happens when your Girl Scout Cookies g

THC 20%

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🔒 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cookie Glue

Imagine if a diesel truck crashed into a Girl Scout cookie s

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. The Couch Super-Glue)

Cookie Glue

Cookie Glue is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies and GG4

THC 20-26%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Glue

Cookie Hashplant

Cookie Hashplant is what happens when Cookies and Hash Plant

THC 22%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Cookie Haze

Imagine if a sugar-crazed elf baked lemon bars in a head sho

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Auto-Hybrid Dough Rocket

Cookie Here

Meet Cookie Here, Happy Bird’s pocket-sized bakery that hits

THC 24%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Cookie Howser, MD

Meet the strain that graduated from medical school but still

THC 12-18%

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🟢 Sativa

Cookie Jar

Cookie Jar is what happens when breeders decide the best par

THC 20%

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🍪 Indica Couch-Crasher

Cookie Jar

Imagine diving head-first into grandma’s cookie tin, only to

THC 15-25%

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🔪 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cookie Killer

Cookie Killer is the strain that shows up uninvited, eats al

THC 15-25%

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🍪 Dessert-Hybrid Menace

Cookie Killer

Cookie Killer is what happens when a boutique breeder weapon

THC 20-26%

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🍪 Autoflowering Hybrid Menace

Cookie Killer Automatic

Meet the strain that puts the 'ass' in 'autoflower'—Cookie K

THC 23%

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🍪 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Cookie Lady

Cookie Lady is the strain that tricks you into thinking you'

THC 18-25%

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🍪 Hybrid Roulette

Cookie Mix

Imagine if grandma’s cookie jar got frisky with a dispensary

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Pure Couchlock Indica

Cookie Monster

Cookie Monster is the strain that answers the age-old questi

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Indica

Cookie Monster

Named after a Muppet whose entire personality is diabetes, t

THC 20-25%

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🔵 Couch-Locked Indica

Cookie Monster

Like getting tackled by a blue Muppet who just hot-boxed a b

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Cookie Monster x Mango Haze

Imagine Cookie Monster raided a beachside smoothie bar and l

THC 20-28%