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Strain Reviews

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⚖️ Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Colonial Kush

Colonial Kush is the strain that sounds like it should be se

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cannon

Color Blast

Imagine if a fruit salad got roofied by a bakery and then to

THC 20%

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🪐 60/40 Cosmic Hybrid

Color Of Space

Imagine Neil deGrasse Tyson got baked and designed a strain

THC 15-20%

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🌌 Purps & Fuel Hybrid

Color Of Space

Imagine Lovecraft wrote a strain review: this purple nightma

THC 20-26%

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🌌 Cosmic Hybrid

Color Out Of Space

Named after the Lovecraft story where cosmic horror melts re

THC 24%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Colorada

Meet Colorada, the strain that turns your brain into a cross

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Colorado Bubba

Colorado Bubba is the strain equivalent of getting ghost-hug

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Colorado Bubba Kush

Aficionado Seed Bank’s love letter to lazy Sundays. One hit

THC 20%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Candy

Colorado Bubblegum

Remember that pink bubblegum you shoved up your nose in kind

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Heavy Indica

Colorado Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of Limburger got high in Denver and decid

THC 20-25%

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⚡ Indica

Colorado Chem

Colorado Chem is what happens when Chemdawg takes a ski vaca

THC 20-26%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Colorado Chemdawg

Meet Colorado Chemdawg: the strain that turns your living ro

THC 20%

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🍊 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (75-80% couch-lock)

Colorado Clementines

Meet the strain that makes your living room smell like a Flo

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica

Colorado Cookies

The edible that isn’t an edible: Colorado Cookies bakes toge

THC 16%

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🟣 Indica

Colorado Creamsicle

Imagine sucking on a creamsicle while a gentle indica bear-h

THC 18%

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⛽ Pure Sativa

Colorado Diesel

Meet Colorado Diesel—Aficionado Seed Bank’s overachieving lo

THC 18-22%

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⛽ Pure Indica

Colorado Diesel

Colorado Diesel is what happens when Rare Dankness spends 30

THC 18%

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🟢 Vintage Mountain Couch-Lock

Colorado Green Bud

Meet Colorado Green Bud, the strain that’s been getting Rock

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Colorado Kush

Meet Colorado Kush—the strain that says "I grew up in the Ro

THC 15-20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Colorado Meds by Nerds Genetics

This is what happens when Colorado's medical legacy gets a P

THC 25%

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🌅 Balanced Hybrid

Colorado Sunrise

Colorado Sunrise is the strain equivalent of that friend who

THC 18%

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🌞 Mountain-Baked Indica

Colorado Sunshine

This isn’t your beach-town Sunshine—this is the strain that

THC 15-25%

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🚂 Pure Sativa Locomotive

Colorado Trainwreck

All aboard the hot-mess express! Colorado Trainwreck is what

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Colorz by Perfect Tree

Imagine if a Crayola box got tipsy at a rave and decided to

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Colossal Cookies

Imagine if Mrs. Fields got paranoid and started breeding Afg

THC 17%

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🔴 Sativa

Colossal Purps

Meet Colossal Purps, the sativa that thinks it's a beanstalk

THC 18-24%

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🚀 Tropical Sativa Monster

Colossus

Colossus is what happens when breeders let a tropical sativa

THC 15-25%

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🧬 Ruderalis-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Colowryder

Colowryder is what happens when breeders ask "what if we mad

THC 15-22%

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🥭 Hybrid With Identity Issues

Columbian Chem Fruit

A passport-less vacation that starts in a Colombian jungle a

THC 18-24%

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☀️ Vintage Sativa

Columbian Gold

Columbian Gold is the strain your parents swear they smoked

THC 15%

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☀️ Pure Sativa

Columbian Haze

Columbian Haze is what happens when Colombian landraces and

THC 18%

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☀️ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Columbian Haze

The cannabis equivalent of a triple espresso wearing a sombr

THC 15-25%

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🌿 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Columbian Necktie

Named like a cartel war crime but hits like a motivational s

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Columbian Race Fuel

Red Scare Seed Company basically hot-wired a Colombian landr

THC 18-23%

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🟢 Old-School Sativa

Columbian Red

Meet the strain that convinced boomers they were smoking "th

THC 17%

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☀️ Pure Sativa

Columbian Skies by Dr. Greenthumb

Dr. Greenthumb’s love letter to 1970s backpack weed—except t

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Sativa

Columbian Sour

Columbian Sour is what happens when Colombian landrace sativ

THC 25-27%

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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Columbine

Columbine is the strain that legally can’t be named after a

THC 18-23%

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⬛ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Coma Cookies

Coma Cookies is Enlightened Genetics’ polite way of saying "

THC 20%

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🔶 Jungle Boys' Identity-Crisis Hybrid

Coma x Gator Breath

Jungle Boys took two strains that sound like death metal ban

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Triple Threat

Comando Vermelho

Meet Comando Vermelho: the strain that kicks down your door

THC 25%

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🪦 Couch-Lock Champion

Comatose

Offensive Selections basically invented a legal roofie that

THC 18-22%

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⚫ Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

Comatose

Comatose is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket lace

THC 20-27%

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⚫ Pure Indica

Combat Cookies

Combat Cookies is what happens when two dudes with guns deci

THC 20%

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🟣 80% Indica Sedation Machine

Combava

Meet Combava: the strain that turns your couch into a VIP sp

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Comet

Comet

Comet is the Pacific Northwest’s answer to "how do we make s

THC 18-22%

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🚀 Hybrid

Comet Cookies

Imagine if Girl Scout Cookies got abducted by aliens and cam

THC 21-26%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Classics

Comfort Zone

Annunaki Genetics basically bottled the feeling of cancellin

THC 18%