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🤎 Sativa-Dominant Dessert

Cocolato

Imagine your favorite triple-chocolate brownie learned to do

THC 22-26%

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🍉 Hybrid That Can't Pick a Lane

Cocomero Gelatti

Imagine if a watermelon Jolly Rancher and a Gelato nug had a

THC 20-25%

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🥥 Hybrid (a.k.a. Genetic Soup)

Coconut

Imagine a piña colada and a cookie tray got stuck in a dryer

THC 19-27%

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🍰 Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Coconut Cake

Imagine your grandma’s coconut cream pie got cross-faded wit

THC 20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Coconut Chalice

Coconut Chalice is what happens when a tropical vacation and

THC 18%

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🥥 Deep-Fried Indica

Coconut Cloud

Imagine a tropical vacation where the cabana boy roofies you

THC 18%

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🏝️ Tropical Hybrid

Coconut Cream

Coconut Cream is what happens when breeders decide weed does

THC 16-22%

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🔥 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

Coconut Cream

Imagine a coconut macaroon that grew up on the wrong side of

THC 20%

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🍨 Dessert Hybrid

Coconut Cream

Imagine smoking a Mounds bar that went to finishing school.

THC 15-25%

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🥧 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Coconut Cream Pie

Imagine if a Samoa Girl Scout cookie and a coconut macaroon

THC 15-25%

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🥥 Sativa-Forward Hybrid

Coconut Dream

Coconut Dream is the strain for anyone who’s ever wanted to

THC 15-25%

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🍮 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Coconut Flan

This strain is basically what happens when a coconut cream p

THC 22-24%

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🍨 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Coconut Gelato

Imagine your favorite gelato got drunk on vacation and came

THC 15-25%

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🥥 Dessert-Flavored Couch Magnet

Coconut Horchata

Imagine if abuela’s horchata got tipsy and started flirting

THC 15-25%

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🥥 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-locked Piña Colada)

Coconut Milk

Imagine drinking a piña colada through a bong—Coconut Milk t

THC 20-24%

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🔥 Couch-Lock Coconut 🥥

Coconut Milk by The Fire Department

Imagine drinking a piña colada then immediately forgetting w

THC 20%

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🔥 Pure Indica (The Fire Department's Tropical Flame Thrower)

Coconut OG by The Fire Department

Imagine if a coconut tree got drunk on OG genetics and start

THC 18-22%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cocoon

Cocoon is the strain equivalent of that weighted blanket you

THC 18-22%

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🌴 Sativa

Cocopopo

Cocopopo sounds like your drunk uncle trying to say “coconut

THC 18-23%

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🔵 50/50 Split Hybrid

Code Blue

If Blue Dream and Blue Hash had a baby after a Tinder date g

THC 20%

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🔴 Balanced Hybrid

Code Red

Code Red is what happens when Exotic Genetix decides your ne

THC 18%

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🔴 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Code Red

Code Red is the strain that sounds like a Mountain Dew flavo

THC 18-26%

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🔴 Hybrid Roulette Wheel

Code Red

Code Red is the strain equivalent of a Craigslist missed con

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Purple Couch Potato

Codeine

Named after the stuff your auntie pours in Sprite when her b

THC 19-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Codeine Kush by Fatbush Seeds

Named after everyone's favorite cough syrup, Codeine Kush is

THC 22-28%

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⚫ St. Louis Secret Sauce

Codes 314

Codes 314 is the strain that screams "I’m from St. Louis, ba

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Mystery-Meat Indica

Codes 816

Codes 816 is the strain equivalent of a Craigslist missed co

THC 15-25%

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⚫️ Limited-Edition LA Couch-Lock

Codes Hollywood

Think OG Kush got a publicist, moved to WeHo, and now only a

THC 15-25%

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🪩 Mystery Hybrid

Codess

Codess is the cannabis equivalent of a blind date who shows

THC 5%

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☕ Sativa-Heavy Hybrid

Coffe Rocket

Think your morning espresso needed a promotion. Coffe Rocket

THC 15-25%

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☕ Balanced Hybrid

Coffee Break

Coffee Break is what happens when your weed dealer and your

THC 15-25%

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☕️ Hybrid (55/45 indica lean)

Coffee Breath

Coffee Breath is what happens when your barista starts breed

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Coffee Bush

Coffee Bush is what happens when breeders spend 150 tries to

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Coffee Cake

Coffee Cake is the strain equivalent of canceling all your p

THC 18%

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☕ Hybrid

Coffee Cream

Imagine your morning latte got frisky with a cookies-and-cre

THC 15-25%

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☕ Hybrid (a.k.a. 'The Barista's Day Off')

Coffee Creamer

Imagine your morning coffee got freaky with a kush plant and

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Coffee Creamer

Imagine if Starbucks and a gas station had a baby, and that

THC 15-25%

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☕🐉 Couch-Lock Latte

Coffee Creamer x 50 Dragons by UKHTA

Imagine chugging a triple-shot espresso and immediately face

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Hybrid (Espresso Meets Lemon Pledge)

Coffee Creamer x Lemon Tree

Imagine dunking a lemon bar into your morning latte, then di

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dream

Coffee Creamer x Lemons by UKHTA

Imagine your morning latte and a lemon tart eloped to Amster

THC 18-22%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Coffee Bean

Coffee Crisps

Imagine your morning espresso got freaky with a gas station

THC 18%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Power-Up

Coffee Gold

Coffee Gold is what happens when African breeders decide Red

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Coffee Milk

Coffee Milk is what happens when your latte gets high and de

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Coffee Rollz

Coffee Rollz is what happens when your morning latte and you

THC 18%

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⚰️ Pure Indica

Coffin Candy

Clone Only's Coffin Candy is the strain equivalent of a weig

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica (But Acts Like a Sugar-Addicted Toddler)

Coffin Candy

Coffin Candy is the strain you smoke when you want to die...

THC 19-22%

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⚰️ Indica

Coffin Flop

Coffin Flop is the strain equivalent of getting drop-kicked

THC 21-28%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cog Ni Dos By Mr Grow Guy

This strain is what happens when Mr Grow Guy decides your pr

THC 18-24%