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🤡 50/50 Split Hybrid

Clown Cookiez

The only strain that makes you question if you're high or ju

THC 18-20%
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🤡 OG-Dominant Hybrid

Clown Face OG

Clown Face OG is the strain that gets you so baked you’ll ho

THC 19-26%
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🔵 OG-Grade Couchlock

Clown OG

The circus comes to your living room—but the only juggling y

THC 15-25%
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🤹‍♂️ Balanced Hybrid Circus Act

Clown Royal

Second Generation Genetics spent 500+ hours breeding this so

THC 18-24%
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🤡 Indica Royal Pain

Clown Royal

Clown Royal is the strain that shows up to the dispensary in

THC 20-22%
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🔴 Straight Indica (No Pranks)

Clown Shoes OG

Clown Shoes OG is Dark Horse Genetics' way of saying 'here,

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Circus Freak

Clowns Cookies

Clowns Cookies is Scapegoat Genetics' twisted love letter to

THC 20%
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🤡 Balanced Hybrid

Clowns Kush

Clowns Kush is what happens when Scapegoat Genetics decides

THC 20%
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🍨 Dessert Hybrid

Club 41

Club 41 is the strain that screams "I paid extra for the nam

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Cluster

Cluster is the strain you reach for when your to-do list nee

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cluster Bomb

Cluster Bomb is Archive Seed Bank’s yield monster that explo

THC 20-25%
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🔵 Indica-Dominant

Cluster Bomb

Cluster Bomb is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18%
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💣 Hybrid (Skunk x Cinderella 99)

Cluster Bomb

Meet Cluster Bomb—the strain that sounds like it should come

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Cluster Cookies

Cluster Cookies is the strain equivalent of a mullet: busine

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Cluster Funk

Cluster Funk is what happens when Bodhi Seeds locks a classi

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Cluster Funk

Cluster Funk is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who s

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Clusterfuck

Clusterfuck is the strain your dealer named after Monday mor

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

CMAC by Mr Grow Guy

CMAC is what happens when a breeder with the subtlety of a W

THC 22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cmac55

Cmac55 is what happens when a breeder treats weed like NASA

THC 18%
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⚖️ 60/40 Balanced Hybrid

CMBz by Glory

Imagine if a Christmas tree and a spice rack had a very stic

THC 20%
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🟣 Mysterious Indica-ish Whatever

CMK

CMK is the cannabis equivalent of a Craigslist ad with no ph

THC 18-26%
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⚫ Pure Couchlock Indica

Cnlpgonzo Whogv2 X Dc

The strain name looks like a CAPTCHA puzzle, but the high is

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

CO Super Skunk

This is the strain your dad warned you about, assuming your

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

Coachella Kush

Imagine all the chill of Coachella weekend minus the $15 wat

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Coal Creek Kush OG

This Scapegoat Genetics creation is the cannabis equivalent

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica

Coal Creek Kush x Star Dawg

Greenpoint Seeds took two legendary powerhouses and somehow

THC 6%
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🟢 Sativa (But Acts Like It’s Got a Fake ID)

Coal Miner's Daughter

Meet Coal Miner’s Daughter, the 18% THC "sativa" that’s basi

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Coast Fork OG

Coast Fork OG is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 20%
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🟣 Full-Indica Couch Magnet

Coastal Cheeba

Coastal Cheeba is Wicked Cheeba’s love letter to anyone who

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Coastal Chaos Hybrid

Coastal Haze

Meet the beach bum of bud—Coastal Haze handles salty air bet

THC 25%
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🔵 Pure Sativa

Coastal Ride

Coastal Ride is Crazy Diamonds Seed Company's attempt at bot

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cob Chem

Cob Chem is what happens when breeders try to make everyone

THC 20%
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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Cobalt Cookies

Meet Cobalt Cookies, the strain that spent 7 years in cannab

THC 18-22%
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🍦 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Cobalt Cream

Cobalt Cream is what happens when a pastry chef gets bored a

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Cobalt Creamy Haze

This electric-blue beauty from Annibale Genetics is basicall

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Cobalt Haze

Meet Cobalt Haze—the strain that finally told classic Hazes

THC 17-23%
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🔵 Sativa-Leaning Autoflower (But the couch calls anyway)

Cobalt Kiwi

Mephisto Genetics’ Cobalt Kiwi is the cannabis equivalent of

THC 18-24%
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🍑 Dessert Hybrid

Cobbler

Cobbler is what happens when a pastry chef accidentally beco

THC 18-22%
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🟡 CBD-Dominant Hybrid (Low-THC, High-Chill)

Cobbler

Cobbler is the strain that smells like grandma’s kitchen at

THC 12-18%
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🟢 Non-Intoxicating Indica

Cobbler Hemp Indoor Flower CBD

Imagine your grandma’s peach cobbler got a horticulture degr

THC 12-18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cobra

Cobra coils around your spine and whispers, “You’re not goin

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cobra

Cobra slithers in promising "balanced hybrid" energy but rea

THC 18-24%
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🐍 Boutique Pheno Hybrid

Cobra 9

Meet Cobra 9, the strain that sounds like a Mortal Kombat DL

THC 15-25%
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🐍 Sativa Autoflower

Cobra by Flash Seeds

Cobra is the strain that strikes like a snake at 3 AM—only i

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cobra Chi

Meet Cobra Chi: the yoga instructor of weed that pretends to

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Boutique Citrus Hybrid

Cobra Chi

Cobra Chi is the strain that answers the question: “What if

THC 22-25%
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⚫ Straight-Up Indica

Cobra Hai

Named by someone who definitely watched too much 80s karate

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Cobra Kush

Named after nature’s original couch-lock predator, Cobra Kus

THC 20-26%

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