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Dank Banana
Imagine getting drop-kicked by a Chiquita mascot who moonlig
THC 20-25%Dank Banana Stank
Imagine a banana truck crashed into a skunk's bachelor pad –
THC 18%Dank Commander
Dank Commander marches in like an overachieving cadet: crisp
THC 18-22%Dank Dessert
Dank Dessert is the strain equivalent of eating an entire sh
THC 28%Dank Dough
Imagine raw cookie dough that got possessed by a skunk and t
THC 22%Dank Dough
Dank Dough is what happens when a Cinnabon and a gas station
THC 22-28%Dank Gelato by Dank Genetics
Dank Gelato is the strain equivalent of eating an entire pin
THC 18-22%Dank Gorg
Dank Gorg is what happens when breeders play god with your b
THC 23%Dank Gushers
Imagine Fruit Gushers that majored in Kushology. Dank Gusher
THC 15-20%Dank Juice
Imagine Tropicana got drunk on diesel and tried to cuddle yo
THC 24%Dank Kunt
Dank Kunt is the strain that made your grandma clutch her pe
THC 18-22%Dank Mountain
Dank Mountain is the strain for anyone who’s ever thought, “
THC 20-21%Dank N Later
Named like a procrastinator's to-do list, Dank N Later deliv
THC 18%Dank Rainbow
Dank Rainbow is what happens when Zkittlez and OG Kush have
THC 20-26%Dank Sherbert
Imagine eating rainbow sherbet while your body turns into a
THC 16-17%Dank Sinatra
Ol’ Blue Eyes of bud, Dank Sinatra will have you singing “Fl
THC 20%Dank Sinatra F4
County Line Genetics basically Frankenstein-ed Frank Sinatra
THC 20%Dank Vader
Dank Vader is the cannabis equivalent of getting force-choke
THC 18%Dank Zappa
Bodhi Seeds basically bottled the smell of 1973 and called i
THC 18-26%Dankalato
Dankalato is what happens when breeders ask, "How do we weap
THC 21-25%Dankarooz 9
Meet Dankarooz 9, the overachieving ninth kid in a 500-seed
THC 25%Dankarooz by Coool Beans
Dankarooz is the strain that proves breeders have officially
THC 18%Dankberry
Dankberry is what happens when breeders decide relaxation is
THC 25-30%Dankberry Auto
Imagine a blueberry Pop-Tart that studied abroad in Amsterda
THC 22%Dankenstein by The Fire Department
Meet Dankenstein—the Frankenstein's monster of indicas, cook
THC 15-25%Dankey Kang
Named after the internet’s favorite typo, Dankey Kong is the
THC 15-25%DankGod
DankGod is the strain that answers the age-old question: "Wh
THC 18-25%Danks
Meet Danks, the strain that smells so loud your neighbors wi
THC 20-28%Dankstar
Dankstar is the strain 303 Seeds whipped up when they wanted
THC 18%Danksters Paradise
Matchmaker Genetics basically built a velvet-lined panic roo
THC 22%Danky Kang
The strain your plug named after a Nintendo character becaus
THC 15-25%Danky Kong
Danky Kong is the Donkey Kong of weed—looks like it fell out
THC 18%Danny Boys Poison
Danny Boys Poison sounds like something you'd find in a cart
THC 22%Danny Deweedo
The strain that proves you can name weed after Danny DeVito
THC 5%Danny Gare
Named after a hockey legend because it checks you into the b
THC 18%Dannyboy
Dannyboy is SubCool’s attempt to create the cannabis equival
THC 18%Dansk Diesel
Meet Dansk Diesel, the strain that smells like someone spill
THC 18%Dansk Sativa
Meet Dansk Sativa, the strain that makes IKEA furniture inst
THC 18-24%Dante and Dumbledore
Named after two guys who definitely never hot-boxed the Hogw
THC 15-25%Dante OG
Dante OG is what happens when OG #18 and Kosher Kush have a
THC 18-26%Dante's Cobra
Dante's Cobra is what happens when mad scientists at Turpene
THC 18-22%Dante's Geisha
Dante's Geisha is Senpai Genetics' attempt to make weed soun
THC 18-21%Dante's Inferno
Named after the guy who literally wrote the book on eternal
THC 20%Dante's Inferno
Named after the epic poem about eternal damnation, this 23%
THC 23%Dante's Inferno
Named after the literary classic because smoking it feels li
THC 20%Dante's Inferno
This jet-black, cookie-dusted nug looks like it was rolled i
THC 20%Dante's Inferno #8
Imagine if Willy Wonka got possessed by a demon and started
THC 25%Dante's Inferno S1
This self-pollinated sugar demon from Heisenbeans Genetics i
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