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⚫ Couch-Lock Champion

Dark Horse OG

Dark Horse Genetics' flagship indica is basically a weighted

THC 25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Dark Hulk

Dark Hulk is Patchwerk Genetics' love letter to anyone who w

THC 27%
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🖤 Couch-Lock Royalty

Dark Indicas

These inky-purple buds look like they’ll melt your face off,

THC 5%
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🖤 Balanced Hybrid

Dark Jesus

Dark Jesus is what happens when breeders spend ten years try

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Dark Krystal

Dark Krystal is what happens when breeders try to make a str

THC 20-25%
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⚫ Indica

Dark Krystal

Dark Krystal is what happens when a cannabis plant binge-wat

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Swiss-Balanced Hybrid

Dark Kush

Dark Kush is what happens when Swiss breeders decide OG Kush

THC 18%
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⚫ Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Dark Kush

Meet Dark Kush, the strain that looks like it got dressed fo

THC 18-26%
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⚫ Couch-Lock on Cruise Control

Dark Kush Automatic

Meet the strain that finishes faster than your last situatio

THC 18-22%
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🖤 Couch-Locking Indica

Dark Kushs

Imagine if the Night's Watch from Game of Thrones bred weed

THC 18%
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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

Dark Lemonade Auto

Dark Lemonade Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave

THC 15-18%
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⚫ Indica (a.k.a. Couch Insurance)

Dark Lollipop

Dark Lollipop is the strain your dentist would prescribe if

THC 18%
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🍭 Autoflowering Hybrid

Dark Lollipop Auto

This autoflower is basically Willy Wonka’s edible if he’d al

THC 18%
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🌌 Couch-Lock Cosmonaut (Indica)

Dark Matter

Dark Matter is what happens when astrophysicists get bored a

THC 15%
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🌌 Couch-Lock Overachiever

Dark Matter

Dark Matter is the strain you smoke when you want to become

THC 15%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (60/40)

Dark Matter

Dark Matter is what happens when Mr. H Genetics binge-watche

THC 15%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Dark Matter

Dark Matter is the strain for people who want to feel slight

THC 15%
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🌌 Couch-Locking Indica

Dark Matter

Dark Matter is what happens when astrophysicists get bored a

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Dark Matter Cane

Motherland Genetics accidentally created the cannabis equiva

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Sativa

Dark Matter F2

Space called—it wants its brain cells back. Dark Matter F2 i

THC 18%
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🌑 Couch-Lock Cruiser

Dark Moon

Dark Moon is the strain you reach for when you want your eve

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Hybrid (Indica/Sativa)

Dark Musa #41

Dark Musa #41 is Imperial Seal's answer to "what if we made

THC 18-26%
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⚫ Pure Couch Glue

Dark Night

Dark Night is the strain equivalent of canceling all your pl

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Goth Hybrid

Dark OG

Dark OG is what happens when OG Kush goes full emo and dyes

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Dark Orchid

Dark Orchid is what happens when breeders ask "what if a flo

THC 18%
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🖤 Couch-Lock Commander

Dark Overlord

Dark Overlord by MadCat's Backyard Stash is the Darth Vader

THC 20%
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🌑 Phantom-Leanin' Hybrid

Dark Phantom

Dark Phantom sounds like a rejected Batman villain, but it’s

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Dark Pharma

Dark Pharma is what happens when mad scientists decide chill

THC 18%
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🔥 60/40 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Dark Phoenix

The strain that taught us getting too high can feel like a c

THC 18%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Dark Plasma

Dark Plasma is the strain that turns your living room into a

THC 18%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Couch Magnet

Dark Purple Auto

Dark Purple Auto is what happens when breeders get bored of

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Dark Putang by Smokingrower

Dark Putang sounds like a rejected Star Wars villain, but it

THC 18%
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🌈 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Dark Rainbow

Meet Dark Rainbow—Archive Seed Bank’s love letter to anyone

THC 24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Dark Rainbow

Dark Rainbow is the strain equivalent of a Hot Topic employe

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Dark Rainbow

Dark Rainbow is the strain equivalent of eating candy in a g

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Dark Rainbow

Dark Rainbow is what happens when a stoner rainbow collides

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Candy-Gas Hybrid

Dark Rainbow 2.0

Dark Rainbow 2.0 is what happens when Zkittlez and GMO have

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Dark Rainbow Modern Flower

Dark Rainbow is what happens when Zkittlez goes through its

THC 21-28%
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🌈 Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Dark Rainbows 2.0

Dark Rainbows 2.0 is Archive Seed Bank's love letter to anyo

THC 18%
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⚖️ CBD-Dominant Auto Hybrid

Dark Rose Auto CBD

Meet Dark Rose Auto CBD: the strain that gets you so *not* h

THC 8%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Mediterranean Mystery

Dark Rose by Mallorca Breeders

Dark Rose is what happens when Spanish breeders decide your

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Dark Saber

Dark Saber is Rare Dankness Seeds’ love letter to anyone who

THC 18-22%
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⚫️ 70% Sativa-Dominant (Plot Twist: Labeled Indica for Drama)

Dark Shadow Haze

Dark Shadow Haze is the strain that shows up to the party we

THC 18-23%
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😈 Autoflower Hybrid

Dark Side Cookies Auto

Dark Side Cookies Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a sugar

THC 10-12%
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🌚 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Dark Side of the Moon

Exclusive Seeds’ love letter to Floyd fans who also enjoy fo

THC 15-20%
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🌑 Boutique Aesthetic Indica

Dark Side Of The Moon

Named after the Pink Floyd album you pretended to “get” in c

THC 18-26%
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⚫ Mostly-Indica Hybrid

Dark Sky Paradise

Dark Sky Paradise is the strain equivalent of canceling plan

THC 20%
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🌑 Couch-Lock Overachiever

Dark Star

Dark Star is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket w

THC 18-22%

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