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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Dark Star Auto

Dark Star Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blan

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Dark Star x AK-49

Vision Seeds took two notoriously sleepy legends and made a

THC 15-20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commanding Officer

Dark Starz

Dark Starz is what happens when an old-school spacey indica

THC 18-26%
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🌑 70/30 Indica-Dominant

Dark Sunset

Dark Sunset is James Loud Genetics’ way of saying, “What if

THC 20-28%
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⚫ Indica (a.k.a. Couch Lock Simulator)

Dark Sunset

Dark Sunset is what happens when Loud Seeds asks, 'How fast

THC 18%
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⚫ Indica

Dark Triangle

Farmhouse Genetics basically took a haunted forest, froze it

THC 18-20%
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🦆 Pure Indica

Dark Warrior Duck

Dark Warrior Duck is the cannabis equivalent of a grumpy mal

THC 20%
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⚫ Hybrid Underworld Edition

Dark Web

Dark Web is the strain equivalent of that sketchy USB drive

THC 18-20%
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⚫ Goth Indica

Dark Weeds

Meet Dark Weeds, the strain that dresses in all black and st

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Hybrid (Black Widow's Goth Cousin)

Dark Widow

Meet Dark Widow—the strain that spent 10 years in R&D so you

THC 16-22%
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⚫ Pure Indica Sorcery

Dark Wizard

Dark Wizard is the strain that turns your living room into t

THC 22%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Darkchitral

FlowerPower’s Darkchitral is the cannabis equivalent of a we

THC 18%
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🌑 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Darkness Falls

Darkness Falls is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanke

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Darkness Runtz

Darkness Runtz is what happens when breeders mix Zkittlez, B

THC 19-29%
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🔮 Old-School Fuel-Funk Indica

Darkshine Gonzo 6 X Lotus

Darkshine is what happens when Gonzo #6’s skunky fuel crashe

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Indica-Dominant Knockout

Darkside

Raw Genetics' Darkside is the strain equivalent of a weighte

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Hybrid (Vader Approved)

Darkside

Darkside is the strain equivalent of listening to The Cure i

THC 18-20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Darkside OG

Darkside OG is the strain that makes Sith Lords jealous—dens

THC 20%
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⚫ Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Express)

Darkside OG

Darkside OG is the strain that turns your lightsaber into a

THC 18%
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⚫ Full Darkside Indica

Darkside OG

The Sith Lord of OG Kush phenotypes—Darkside OG shows up at

THC 18-26%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Command

Darkstar

Darkstar is what happens when breeders ask, "What if a meteo

THC 15-25%
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🌑 Pure Indica

Darkstar

Darkstar is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket di

THC 17-23%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Darkvader

Darkvader is the strain that makes you one with the couch an

THC 21%
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🦆 Sativa-Dominant

Darkwing Duck

Named after Disney’s most paranoid waterfowl, this 20-25% TH

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Darkwing Duck

Named after everyone's favorite crime-fighting mallard, this

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Darkwood

Darkwood is what happens when a lumberjack discovers hydropo

THC 18%
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🔴 Indica (But Acts Like It Had Therapy)

Darryl Strawberry

Named after the Mets legend who could smash dingers and stil

THC 15-25%
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🌞 Sativa

Dart 34 Haze

Dart 34 Haze is White Buffalo Seed Collective’s attempt to w

THC 18%
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🖤 Indica (with daddy issues)

Darth Haze

Named after everyone's favorite asthmatic space villain, Dar

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Pure Indica (The Empire's Couch-Lock)

Darth Vader OG

This isn't your father's indica—unless your dad is literally

THC 25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Darwin #1

Meet Darwin #1—the strain that supposedly proves natural sel

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Darwins Fruit

Beefcake Genetics basically played God with terpenes and bir

THC 20-24%
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🔵 Sativa

Dat Ass

Dat Ass is the sativa that hits so hard you’ll forget how to

THC 22%
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⚖️ 60/40 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Dat Big Nasty

Meet the strain that sounds like your ex's nickname but smok

THC 22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Indica

Dat Big Nasty

Dat Big Nasty is the strain that shows up to Thanksgiving di

THC 19-21%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Dat Boi

Dat Boi is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who says "

THC 18%
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🟣 Candy-Coated Indica

Dat Flava

Dat Flava is basically what happens when a Zkittlez and a Ge

THC 18-22%
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🟣 60/40 Hybrid

Dat Purple Shit

The strain that sounds like your dealer lost a bet but smoke

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock in Disguise

Dator

Meet Dator, the indica that cosplayed as a sativa for so lon

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Datura

Datura is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who’s someh

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Datura

Datura is Pacha's Select love letter to people who can't dec

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa That Pretends to be Chill

Dauntless

Named after your cousin who went to Burning Man once and now

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Dauphin Island Kush

Imagine a Gulf Coast vacation in nug form—Dauphin Island Kus

THC 22%
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🟢 Pure Sativa (aka 'Cancel-My-Meetings' Energy)

Dave's Blue Nigerian

Imagine your brain putting on track shoes and sprinting thro

THC 20-20%
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🔵 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Dave's Blueberry XJ

Dave’s Blueberry XJ is what happens when a nostalgic fruit s

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Sweet-Tooth Hybrid

Dave's Bubblelicious XJ

Imagine your childhood bubblegum machine took a gap year in

THC 18-24%
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🍇⚡ Hybrid

Dave's Grape XJ

Dave's Grape XJ is what happens when a grape candy and a cit

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Dave's Nigerian Princess

Meet the strain that sounds like a rom-com but vapes like a

THC 22-26%

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