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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Dante's Kush

Dante's Kush is the strain that makes you ponder if hell is

THC 24%
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🔥 Indica (a.k.a. Couch's Revenge)

Dante's Revenge

Dante's Revenge is the strain that makes your sofa feel like

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Boutique Hybrid

Dante's Revenge

Dante's Revenge is the strain equivalent of a black-turtlene

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Dante's Triple Kush

Named after the guy who literally toured Hell, Dante's Tripl

THC 22-27%
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🔥 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Lightning)

Dante's Wrath

Meet Dante's Wrath—the boutique, lineage-mystery indica that

THC 30%
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🌀 Boutique Hybrid Curveball

Dantes Breakdown

Lost Labs Genetics’ limited-run love child that can’t decide

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Dantes Chew

Dante wrote about nine circles of hell; Turpene Time wrote a

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Dantes D

Meet Dantes D, the Switzerland of weed—so diplomatically bal

THC 25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Dantes Dino

Meet Dantes Dino—Turpene Time's attempt to genetically resur

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Daoh Si Daohpe

Named after the sound you make when you realize you've been

THC 20%
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🌿 Sativa-Heritage Hybrid

Darjeeling New Guinea

Meet the strain that’s basically a Himalayan backpacker who

THC 15-25%
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⚡️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Dark & Stormy

Dark & Stormy is what happens when breeders play God with 30

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Dark Amethyst OG

Dark Amethyst OG is what happens when breeders decide regula

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Dark Angel

Crop King Seeds' Dark Angel is the strain equivalent of that

THC 15-16%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Dark Arts by Herring Chokers

Dark Arts is the strain equivalent of that friend who aced p

THC 24%
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🟣 Indica (but trying to be a hybrid)

Dark Banana

Dark Banana is what happens when a banana runt candy and a p

THC 18%
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🟣 Hybrid That Can’t Pick a Side

Dark Blizzard Purple

Meet the strain that dresses like a goth prom queen and hits

THC 18-24%
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🎪 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Dark Carnival

Dark Carnival is what happens when Enlightened Genetics lets

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Cherry Bomb

Dark Cherry

Dark Cherry is the strain you reach for when you want your b

THC 20-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Cocoa

Dark Chocolate

Imagine Willy Wonka’s factory had a baby with a weighted bla

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Locked Cocoa

Dark Chocolate

Imagine turning a 70% cacao bar into a person and giving it

THC 18-24%
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🍫 Hybrid

Dark Chocolate

Imagine Willy Wonka dropped a Thai stick into a vat of 85% c

THC 18-26%
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☕ Indica (a.k.a. Couchlock in a Cup)

Dark Coffee

Holy Smoke Seeds basically took your after-dinner espresso a

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Dark Cookie

Dr. Underground's Dark Cookie is the cannabis equivalent of

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Dark Cookies

Dark Cookies is what happens when the Cookies family goes go

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Dark Creatures

Dark Creatures is what happens when cannabis breeders binge

THC 18%
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🌞 Sativa

Dark Cross

Dark Cross is Gooey Breeder Seeds’ love letter to anyone who

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Choreographer

Dark Dance

Dark Dance is the strain that makes you forget TikTok choreo

THC 18-23%
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⚫ Indica

Dark Delight

Meet Dark Delight, the 2012 Dutch Passion flex that’s basica

THC 15-22%
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🌑 Mysterious Balanced Hybrid

Dark Desire

Dark Desire is the cannabis equivalent of a Tinder date who

THC 18%
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🟣 Purple People-Eater Auto

Dark Devil

Dark Devil is the strain equivalent of a goth kid who secret

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Auto-flowering Gothic Hybrid

Dark Devil Auto

Imagine if Satan started a craft-beer label and made weed in

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commanding Indica

Dark Domina by Bulk Seed Bank

Dark Domina is the strain equivalent of a black metal concer

THC 15-20%
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⚡ Sativa That Forgot It's Sativa

Dark Dosi

Imagine if Dosidos took a gap year, discovered philosophy, a

THC 30%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Royalty

Dark Dosi

Meet the strain that raided Prince's wardrobe and never gave

THC 28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Dark Dreams

Dark Dreams is the botanical equivalent of a weighted blanke

THC 25%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Dark Energy

Dark Energy is what happens when Pot Valley Seeds weaponized

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. Schrödinger's Couch)

Dark Ether

Dark Ether is what happens when a boutique breeder says "let

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Dark Forrest

Dark Forrest is what happens when a Christmas tree and a fru

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Dark Gamma Kush

Dark Gamma Kush is what happens when Dark Horse Genetics ask

THC 22%
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🔮 50/50 Hybrid (Ghost Train Haze × Pellezino)

Dark Ghost Train

Dark Ghost Train is what happens when Ghost Train Haze and P

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Purple-Hazed Hybrid

Dark Ghost Train

Think Ghost Train Haze got drunk at a grape candy factory an

THC 25%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Dark Heart

Dark Heart is the strain that asks 'why stand when you can m

THC 18%
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⚡ Hybrid Workhorse

Dark Heart Titan Express

Meet the corporate ladder-climber of cannabis: Titan Express

THC 18-26%
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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

Dark Helmet

A 19% THC hybrid from Ocean Grown Seeds that sounds like it

THC 19%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Dark Helmet

Dark Helmet is the indica that force-chokes your motivation

THC 19%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Dark Helmet

Dark Helmet is the strain that turns your living room into a

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Dark Horse

Dark Horse is the cannabis equivalent of showing up to a pot

THC 20%

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