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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

El Camino

El Camino is the automotive-grade indica that drives you str

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

El Cantare

El Cantare is the strain your dealer swears is "next level"

THC 24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

El Cantare

El Cantare is Psycho Seeds' attempt at cannabis détente—equa

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

El Chapo

Named after everyone's favorite cartel kingpin, El Chapo is

THC 18-25%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Escape Artist

El Chapo

Named after the guy who literally tunneled out of prison twi

THC 20-22%
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⚫ Knockout Indica

El Chapo

This OG beast doesn’t tunnel under the border—it tunnels str

THC 24%
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🟢 Sativa Dominant

El Chapo by Sour Genetics

Named after Mexico's most-wanted, this sativa is the only th

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Heavy Indica

El Chapo OG

Named after a cartel boss because it’ll hijack your evening

THC 20-28%
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🧀 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

El Chapos Cheese

Imagine UK Cheese and El Chapo OG had a baby in a Tijuana ch

THC 18-24%
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🧀 Balanced Hybrid

El Chapos Cheese

Imagine a wheel of brie rolled through a skunk’s gym bag and

THC 18%
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🤖 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

El Chemi Kiwi

Imagine Chemdog and a tropical Starburst had a baby, then ta

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Hybrid That Can’t Decide

El Chivo

Meet El Chivo, the strain that smells like your weird uncle’

THC 18-23%
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🐐 Couch-Lock Champion

El Chivo 20

El Chivo 20 is the twentieth pheno that survived the breeder

THC 30%
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😴 Low-THC Couch-Lock

El Chivo 5

El Chivo 5 is the strain that looks like a heavyweight but f

THC 5%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

El Cid

El Cid is that friend who shows up to game night with both a

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

El Cucaracha

Named after a bug that survives nuclear war, this indica is

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Nightmare Fuel Indica

El Cucuy

El Cucuy is the strain your abuela warned you about—an indic

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Pure Satanic Sativa

El Diablo

Meet El Diablo—the strain that convinced a generation of sto

THC 18%
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😈 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

El Diablo

Meet El Diablo—the strain that'll possess your productivity

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

El Dorado

El Dorado by Pompous Seeds sounds like it should send you on

THC 18%
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☀️ Sativa-Leanin' Gold Digger

El Dorado

El Dorado is basically if a motivational speaker and a tropi

THC 26%
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🟢 Mexican Sativa Time Machine

El Dorado

Meet El Dorado, the strain that makes you feel like you just

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Coma Indica

El Fuego

El Fuego isn't just a strain name—it's a warning label. This

THC 18%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Indica

El Fuego

El Fuego translates to "The Fire," which is fitting because

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Pure Indica Speed Demon

El Gaucho Fast Flowering

Meet El Gaucho, the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinne

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

El Guante

El Guante (a.k.a. The Glove) is the strain that hugs your br

THC 22-30%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

El Jefe

El Jefe doesn’t ask to speak to your manager; it fires you,

THC 20-25%
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🔴 Full-Boss Indica

El Jefe

El Jefe doesn’t ask if you’re ready to relax—it decrees it.

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Indica

El Jefe

Meet El Jefe—the strain that shows up to your brain wearing

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

El Jefe Thai

El Jefe Thai is what happens when a Thai landrace and a Red

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Locked Indica

El Monstre

El Monstre is Sannie's Seeds' love letter to anyone who thin

THC 22%
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🔵 Certified Kosher Indica

El Na

El Na is what happens when Israeli scientists weaponize indi

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

El Niño

El Niño is what happens when Green House Seeds takes Critica

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

El Patron

Meet El Patron—the strain that shows up like a cartel boss,

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Even-Steven Hybrid

El Patron

Meet El Patron—the strain that demands respect like a cartel

THC 19-21%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

El Patron

El Patron is the strain that slides into your DMs like '¿Qui

THC 18-23%
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🔴 Indica

El Payaso

El Payaso is the strain that asks, “Why so serious?” before

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

El Ponche

Compound Genetics calls this their "balanced masterpiece"; w

THC 25%
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🔵 OG-leaning Indica

El Presidente

El Presidente is the strain that shows up to the dispensary

THC 18-26%
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🟢 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

El Primo Mexicano x H.O.D.

Imagine your abuelo’s vintage Michoacán sativa got a glow-up

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

El Primo Smoking Mirror

El Primo Smoking Mirror is SnowHigh Seeds’ love letter to an

THC 18%
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🧀 Sativa

El Queso

Royal Dutch Genetics basically asked, "What if breakfast was

THC 15%
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☀️ Sativa (a.k.a. Legal Espresso)

El Sol

El Sol is what happens when breeders try to bottle sunshine

THC 20-28%
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🤹‍♂️ Balanced Hybrid

El Squeako

Meet El Squeako—the strain that sounds like a rusty shopping

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (The Couch-Bull)

El Toro

Meet El Toro, the strain that charges straight at your free

THC 15-25%
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🌈 Hybrid

El Valle Haze

Compound Genetics took the original 1960s Haze—basically can

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

El Veijo Del Norte

Meet El Veijo Del Norte—the strain that’s basically the cann

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commando

El Xupet Negre

El Xupet Negre sounds like a Bond villain because it basical

THC 20%

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