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El Camino
El Camino is the automotive-grade indica that drives you str
THC 18%El Cantare
El Cantare is the strain your dealer swears is "next level"
THC 24%El Cantare
El Cantare is Psycho Seeds' attempt at cannabis détente—equa
THC 18%El Chapo
Named after everyone's favorite cartel kingpin, El Chapo is
THC 18-25%El Chapo
Named after the guy who literally tunneled out of prison twi
THC 20-22%El Chapo
This OG beast doesn’t tunnel under the border—it tunnels str
THC 24%El Chapo by Sour Genetics
Named after Mexico's most-wanted, this sativa is the only th
THC 15-25%El Chapo OG
Named after a cartel boss because it’ll hijack your evening
THC 20-28%El Chapos Cheese
Imagine UK Cheese and El Chapo OG had a baby in a Tijuana ch
THC 18-24%El Chapos Cheese
Imagine a wheel of brie rolled through a skunk’s gym bag and
THC 18%El Chemi Kiwi
Imagine Chemdog and a tropical Starburst had a baby, then ta
THC 18-24%El Chivo
Meet El Chivo, the strain that smells like your weird uncle’
THC 18-23%El Chivo 20
El Chivo 20 is the twentieth pheno that survived the breeder
THC 30%El Chivo 5
El Chivo 5 is the strain that looks like a heavyweight but f
THC 5%El Cid
El Cid is that friend who shows up to game night with both a
THC 18%El Cucaracha
Named after a bug that survives nuclear war, this indica is
THC 18-24%El Cucuy
El Cucuy is the strain your abuela warned you about—an indic
THC 15-25%El Diablo
Meet El Diablo—the strain that convinced a generation of sto
THC 18%El Diablo
Meet El Diablo—the strain that'll possess your productivity
THC 15-25%El Dorado
El Dorado by Pompous Seeds sounds like it should send you on
THC 18%El Dorado
El Dorado is basically if a motivational speaker and a tropi
THC 26%El Dorado
Meet El Dorado, the strain that makes you feel like you just
THC 15-25%El Fuego
El Fuego isn't just a strain name—it's a warning label. This
THC 18%El Fuego
El Fuego translates to "The Fire," which is fitting because
THC 15-25%El Gaucho Fast Flowering
Meet El Gaucho, the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinne
THC 18%El Guante
El Guante (a.k.a. The Glove) is the strain that hugs your br
THC 22-30%El Jefe
El Jefe doesn’t ask to speak to your manager; it fires you,
THC 20-25%El Jefe
El Jefe doesn’t ask if you’re ready to relax—it decrees it.
THC 18-24%El Jefe
Meet El Jefe—the strain that shows up to your brain wearing
THC 15-25%El Jefe Thai
El Jefe Thai is what happens when a Thai landrace and a Red
THC 18%El Monstre
El Monstre is Sannie's Seeds' love letter to anyone who thin
THC 22%El Na
El Na is what happens when Israeli scientists weaponize indi
THC 18-22%El Niño
El Niño is what happens when Green House Seeds takes Critica
THC 18%El Patron
Meet El Patron—the strain that shows up like a cartel boss,
THC 18-24%El Patron
Meet El Patron—the strain that demands respect like a cartel
THC 19-21%El Patron
El Patron is the strain that slides into your DMs like '¿Qui
THC 18-23%El Payaso
El Payaso is the strain that asks, “Why so serious?” before
THC 18%El Ponche
Compound Genetics calls this their "balanced masterpiece"; w
THC 25%El Presidente
El Presidente is the strain that shows up to the dispensary
THC 18-26%El Primo Mexicano x H.O.D.
Imagine your abuelo’s vintage Michoacán sativa got a glow-up
THC 15-25%El Primo Smoking Mirror
El Primo Smoking Mirror is SnowHigh Seeds’ love letter to an
THC 18%El Queso
Royal Dutch Genetics basically asked, "What if breakfast was
THC 15%El Sol
El Sol is what happens when breeders try to bottle sunshine
THC 20-28%El Squeako
Meet El Squeako—the strain that sounds like a rusty shopping
THC 18%El Toro
Meet El Toro, the strain that charges straight at your free
THC 15-25%El Valle Haze
Compound Genetics took the original 1960s Haze—basically can
THC 18%El Veijo Del Norte
Meet El Veijo Del Norte—the strain that’s basically the cann
THC 18%El Xupet Negre
El Xupet Negre sounds like a Bond villain because it basical
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