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⚡️ Citrus-Spark Hybrid

Electric Soda

Electric Soda is what happens when a soda fountain and a can

THC 18%

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🔋 Sativa Candy Rocket

Electric Watermelon

Imagine a watermelon Jolly Rancher that went to grad school

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Sativa

Electrify by Lovin' in Her Eyes

Meet Electrify, the sativa that turns your brain into a Tesl

THC 18%

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⚡ Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Electro Lime

Electro Lime is the strain equivalent of chugging a citrus e

THC 10-16%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Lightning Bolt

Electroshocker

Electroshocker is what happens when Black Tuna decides your

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Certified Couch Mammoth

Elefante

Elefante is the strain Cult Classics unleashed when they ask

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (75/25)

Elegy for Jojo

Named like a sad indie song but hits like a TED Talk hosted

THC 20%

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⚡ Sativa-dominant Hemp

Elektra

Meet Elektra—the strain that gets you un-high and proud of i

THC 0.3%

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🟢 Hemp Hero

Elektra CBD

Elektra is the strain for people who want to look like a sto

THC 0.3%

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🟣 Indica-ish Hybrid

Element

Meet Element, the strain that can’t decide if it’s a classy

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

Element 115

Named after the mythical alien fuel from UFO lore, Element 1

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Element 115

Named after a synthetic element that may or may not power al

THC 20-27%

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🟣 Certified Couch-Magnet

Element 9

Meet Element 9: the strain that turns your to-do list into a

THC 18%

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🔮 Certified Couch Magnet

Elementz

Elementz is Anesia Seeds’ love letter to every indica snob w

THC 20-26%

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🐘 Pure Indica

Elephant

Elephant is the strain that forgot to bring its family tree

THC 18%

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🐘 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Elephant

Meet Elephant—the strain that’s basically a caffeine IV with

THC 18%

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🐘 Balanced Hybrid

Elephant Bones

Named after the only thing heavier than your ex's emotional

THC 18-25%

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🐘 Pure Indica Mammoth

Elephant Bud x ATF

Meet the strain that makes your sofa feel like a memory-foam

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Indica-Lean Hybrid (a.k.a. Mystery Meat OG)

Elephant Ear

Elephant Ear is the strain that proves Mother Nature has a s

THC 22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

Elephant Ears

Imagine if a circus elephant sat on your brain, then handed

THC 15-20%

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🥯 Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Elephant Ears

Elephant Ears is what happens when a county-fair pastry and

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Elephant Purple

Elephant Purple is the cannabis equivalent of your artsy fri

THC 16-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Elephant Skunk Dawg

Elephant Skunk Dawg is what happens when a circus elephant a

THC 22%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Elephant Stomper

Elephant Stomper is the strain equivalent of getting hugged

THC 18%

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🐘 Hybrid (a.k.a. Grape-Petrol Face Punch)

Elephant Stomper

A grape-forward freight train that smashes anxiety and sobri

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Elephant Stomper x Stardawg

Imagine a pachyderm in moon boots doing the Electric Slide a

THC 22%

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🐘 Hybrid

Elephant Trunk

Cookie Fam’s Elephant Trunk is the strain version of a circu

THC 18%

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🐘 Sativa

Elephant Trunk

Elephant Trunk is the strain that proves size matters—at lea

THC 20-24%

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⚖️ Fancy-Pants Hybrid

Elestial Quartz by Black Leaf

Elestial Quartz is Black Leaf’s attempt at making cannabis l

THC 25%

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⚫ Indica (a.k.a. Couch Syrup)

Elevate Black Maple

Meet Elevate Black Maple—the strain that turns your lungs in

THC 28%

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🧀 MAC-Cheese Hybrid

Elevate Mac And Cheese

Imagine if your childhood mac & cheese grew up, started lift

THC 18-27%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Elevated OG by Archive Seed Bank

Elevated OG is the strain that asks, “You busy for the next

THC 19-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Elevee

Elevee is what happens when lab-coat nerds try to make weed

THC 18%

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🦍 Balanced Hybrid

Eleven Gorillas

Eleven Gorillas is the strain that proves evolution got high

THC 22-28%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Eleven Roses

Eleven Roses is the botanical equivalent of a weighted blank

THC 24-25%

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🌹 Indica-Heavy Hybrid

Eleven Roses

Named after the breeder’s 11th anniversary—because nothing s

THC 19-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Eleven Roses Automatic

This autoflowering diva finishes faster than your last situa

THC 24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Eleven Roses Bx1

Eleven Roses Bx1 is what happens when a breeder binge-watche

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Eleven Roses Early Version

Eleven Roses Early Version is basically the cannabis equival

THC 24%

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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Eleven Stonen

Eleven Stonen is Therapy Seeds’ love letter to anyone who’s

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica Time-Bomb

Eleventh Hour

The Brothers Grimm’s bedtime story for grown-ups: a last-min

THC 18%

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⚡ Balanced Holiday Hybrid

Elf Snack

Elf Snack is Bodhi Seeds' attempt to bottle Christmas mornin

THC 18-22%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Elfinstone

Elfinstone is what happens when a mad scientist decides coff

THC 18-22%

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✨ Balanced Hybrid

Elfstone

Elfstone is what happens when Massive Seeds locks themselves

THC 20%

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☀️ Pure Sativa

Eli

Eli is R-KIEM's love letter to 'functional' weed—the kind th

THC 18-21%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Eli Kush

Eli Kush is what happens when Maine’s 207 Seeds decide your

THC 18%

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🟢 Über-Sativa

Elite 47

Elite 47 is the strain equivalent of a TED Talk delivered by

THC 20-25%

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🏎️ Speed-Run Hybrid

Elite 47 Auto

Imagine AK-47 after it discovered espresso and a gym members

THC 15-20%