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Strain Reviews

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🤷‍♂️ 50/50 Hybrid

El Zapo by Sour Genetics

El Zapo is the strain equivalent of a bodybuilder who teache

THC 5%

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🦖 Balanced Hybrid

Elbosaurus

Elbosaurus is what happens when 808 Genetics asks, "What if

THC 20-23%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Elderberry

Elderberry is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket th

THC 18%

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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Elderberry Kush

Elderberry Kush is Love Genetics' answer to "what if NyQuil

THC 20%

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🌞 Pure Sativa

Eldorado

Eldorado is the strain that makes you think you found the my

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Eldorado OG

Eldorado OG is the strain that asks "What if a treasure map

THC 20-26%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Elea Son

Meet Elea Son, the strain that finally answered the age-old

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ 55/45 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Eleanor

Named after a First Lady who could probably out-debate your

THC 18-22%

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⚡ 50/50 Hybrid

Electric A5

Electric A5 is the weed equivalent of a sensible sedan—relia

THC 18-22%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Electric Apple

Electric Apple is what happens when a Hawaiian sativa spring

THC 20-30%

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🔌🍌 Couch-Lock Banana Bread

Electric Banana

SoCal Seed Collective basically turned a fruit smoothie into

THC 18-22%

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⚡🍌 Sativa

Electric Banana On Fire

Imagine your morning coffee got freaky with a banana smoothi

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Coma

Electric Blue

Electric Blue is Archive Seed Bank's love letter to anyone w

THC 18-22%

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🔵 Hybrid

Electric Blue

Electric Blue is basically Blue Dream's drama-major cousin w

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Indica

Electric Blue Lemonade

Imagine if Sonic the Hedgehog distilled his favorite summer

THC 18-22%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Autoflower

Electric Citrus

Mephisto Genetics basically took a photoperiod sativa, fed i

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant

Electric Cowboy

Electric Cowboy is the sativa that shows up in a ten-gallon

THC 15-25%

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⚡🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Electric Diesel

Electric Diesel is the strain for anyone who’s ever thought,

THC 18-24%

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🦆 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Electric Duck Buddaz

Electric Duck Buddaz is what happens when Hawaiian breeders

THC 18%

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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Electric Feel

Imagine if a citrus orchard got struck by lightning and deci

THC 15-25%

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🔋 Hybrid That Skips Leg Day

Electric Fro Yo

Meet Electric Fro Yo, Mo Stanky Danks’ answer to the questio

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Electric Gorilla Butter

Fresh Coast’s Electric Gorilla Butter is what happens when P

THC 18%

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⚡ Sativa

Electric Gorilla D

Meet Electric Gorilla D, the sativa that swings through your

THC 18-24%

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⚡🍇 Grape-Flavored Lightning Bolt

Electric Grape

Electric Grape is what happens when Grandaddy Purple and a s

THC 15-25%

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🍇 Couch-Locking Indica

Electric Grape Punch

SnowHigh Seeds took "grape-flavored anything" and weaponized

THC 24%

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⚡🍇 Hybrid (Clone-Only Cool Kid)

Electric Grapevine

Electric Grapevine is the cannabis equivalent of a secret sp

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Hybrid (Sativa-Lean)

Electric Green Apple

Electric Green Apple is what happens when a Jolly Rancher an

THC 18-25%

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⚡️ Classic Indica

Electric Hashplant

Electric Hashplant is what happens when Bodhi Seeds decides

THC 18%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Electric Haze

The strain that convinced an entire province coffee was obso

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Confection

Electric Icing

Forest City Seed's hush-hush lovechild of Gelato and Zkittle

THC 18-22%

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⚡ Indica (But Sativa Family Reunion)

Electric Kandi

Electric Kandi is what happens when sativa parents raise an

THC 18%

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⚡ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Electric Koolaid

Imagine your grandma’s fruit punch got roofied by a mad scie

THC 22%

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⚡ 50/50 Hybrid

Electric Larry Land

Electric Larry Land is what happens when breeders binge-watc

THC 18%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Lightning

Electric Lemon G

Imagine licking a 9-volt battery that someone zested a lemon

THC 18%

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🔵 100% Indica

Electric Lemonade

Electric Lemonade is what happens when Tahoe OG and Blue Dre

THC 18%

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🍋 Sativa

Electric Lime

Electric Lime is basically Sprite’s unhinged cousin that got

THC 18-26%

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🏝️ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Electric Maui

Electric Maui is what happens when Hawaiian landraces get a

THC 18%

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⚡ Brunch-Inspired Hybrid

Electric Mimosa

Electric Mimosa is Bloom Seed Co’s answer to the question no

THC 18%

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⚡ Sativa Dessert Disaster

Electric Parfait

Imagine the love child of a lemon tart and a Red Bull. Elect

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Hybrid with Cookie Crumbs

Electric Peanut Butter Cookie

Imagine your Nana’s peanut butter cookies got struck by ligh

THC 15-25%

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⚡️ Indica That Forgot to Take a Nap

Electric Peanut Butter Cookies

Imagine grandma’s peanut butter cookies got struck by lightn

THC 18-24%

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⚡ 50/50 Hybrid

Electric Punch

Electric Punch is what happens when In House Genetics decide

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Electric Punch

Electric Punch is the strain equivalent of grape Kool-Aid sp

THC 19-26%

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⚡️ Balanced Hybrid

Electric Punch Breath

Imagine getting licked by a papaya that just ate a bag of So

THC 18-25%

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⚡ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Frankenstein

Electric Qoolaid

Night Owl Seeds’ Electric Qoolaid is the cannabis equivalent

THC 15%

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⚡ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Electric Rubber Ducky

Imagine your childhood bath toy got a PhD in chemical engine

THC 18-24%

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⚡️ Pure Sativa

Electric Snow

Electric Snow is the strain equivalent of licking a 9-volt b

THC 22%

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⚡️🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Electric Snowman

ThugPug Genetics basically gave Frosty the Snowman a Red Bul

THC 20%