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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Elite Jungle Cake

Smart Plug Cultivars baked up a strain that thinks it's both

THC 18%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Elite Lemon Larry BX

Higher Plane Genetics took 70+ test tubes of weed, picked th

THC 18%
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🍋 Hybrid That Thinks It's Better Than You

Elite Lemon Larry IBL

Meet the strain that puts the 'elitist' in 'elitist Lemon La

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Elite Treat

Elite Treat is what happens when breeders get fancy and deci

THC 16-24%
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🟣 CBD-Heavy Couch Whisperer

Elixir Vitae CBD

Meet the strain that’s basically chamomile tea in weed form.

THC 9%
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🦌 Couch-Lock Elk

Elk Wallow

Elk Wallow is the strain equivalent of getting steam-rolled

THC 18%
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👽 Triple-Threat Hybrid

Ellen Ripley

Named after cinema’s baddest final girl, Ellen Ripley is the

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock in a Jar

Elmer's Blue Z

Meet Elmer's Blue Z—the strain that turns functional adults

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Elmer's Glue

Welcome to the sticky-icky Olympics. Elmer's Glue is the str

THC 18-26%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Indica

Elmer's Glue

Elmer's Glue is what happens when Gorilla Glue #4 and The Wh

THC 22%
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⚖️ Frost-Caked Hybrid

Elmer's Glue

Elmer's Glue is what happens when you let GG4 and The White

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Elmer's Glue

Named after the stuff you accidentally huffed in kindergarte

THC 23-30%
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⚖️ Couch-Locking Hybrid

Elmer's Glue

Named after the childhood adhesive you definitely ate, Elmer

THC 22-28%
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⚪ White-Out Hybrid

Elmer's Glue

Meet the strain that smells like a gas station and feels lik

THC 20-27%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Elmer's Glue Pot

Meet the strain that doubles as both a sedative and an arts-

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Elmers Glue

Elmers Glue by Relentless Genetics is the strain equivalent

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica Couch-Lock Specialist

Elmerz Runtz

Elmerz Runtz is what happens when breeders decide "functiona

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Elmo's Army

The only army that wants you to stay on the couch while simu

THC 18-24%
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🚀 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Elon Musk

Named after the guy who sells flamethrowers and builds elect

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Elon Musky

Imagine if Elon Musk's armpit had a baby with a Kush plant—c

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Elon's X

The only strain named after a billionaire that'll actually m

THC 15-20%
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🚀 Sativa

ElonX3.14

Bhang!Dog’s ElonX3.14 is the strain equivalent of launching

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 55/45 Balanced Hybrid

Elonx420

Named after the guy who probably hotboxed a spaceship, Elonx

THC 18-26%
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🌽 Balanced Hybrid

Elote

Elote is what happens when breeders binge-watch street-food

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Elroy Kush

Elroy Kush is what happens when South Bay Genetics decides h

THC 23-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Elurra

Elurra is what happens when nerds lock themselves in a grow

THC 18%
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🎸 Pure Sativa Showman

Elvis

The King has left the grow room. Elvis by Seedism Seeds is a

THC 18-24%
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🎤 Sativa-Leaner

Elvis

Elvis isn’t just a tribute act—it’s the rock-and-roll sativa

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Elysian Fields

Imagine if a perfectly manicured golf course got high and st

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Straight Sativa

Elysian Fields by Hash Hands

Elysian Fields is Hash Hands’ love letter to anyone who’s ev

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Em Dog

Em Dog is Humboldt Seed Organisation's way of saying 'you wa

THC 22%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Em N Ems

Imagine if M&M's grew on weed plants – that's Em N Ems. This

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Emberz

Emberz is what happens when a pastry chef and a drag racer c

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Couch-Locking Indica

Emerald Apricot

Imagine if an apricot danish got roofied by a fuel truck—tha

THC 22-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Emerald City Cookies

Picture the Cookie Monster doing yoga in Seattle—calm, cente

THC 20%
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🌲 Evergreen Couch-Lock

Emerald City Cookies

Seattle’s proudest export since grunge and passive-aggressio

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Emerald City Kush

Full Moon Genetics basically bottled a weighted blanket and

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock in Designer Packaging)

Emerald Cookies

Emerald Cookies is your 28-32% THC ticket to forgetting wher

THC 28-32%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Emerald Fire OG

Emerald Fire OG is what happens when Humboldt's finest decid

THC 18%
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🔥 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Chimera

Emerald Fire OG Auto

Humboldt Seed Company basically crammed a grow tent, a couch

THC 18-24%
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🔥 Hybrid Firecracker

Emerald Fuego

Emerald Fuego is the strain equivalent of a Silicon Valley s

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaner with Trust Issues

Emerald Haze

Meet Emerald Haze, the strain that convinced a generation of

THC 17-24%
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🟢 95% Sativa Speedball

Emerald Jack

Emerald Jack is what happens when Humboldt County nerds deci

THC 24%
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🟢 Indica in Disguise

Emerald Jack

Emerald Jack is Geistgrow’s sneaky indica that forgot it was

THC 18%
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🍏 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Emerald Jack

Meet Emerald Jack, the lovechild of Jack Herer and Emerald O

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Rocket Fuel

Emerald Jack x SCBDx

Meet the strain that convinced 70% of breeders it's basicall

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Emerald OG

Emerald OG is what happens when California breeders decide t

THC 18%
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🟢 Nor-Cal Couch Magnet

Emerald OG

Emerald OG is what happens when OG Kush goes glamping in the

THC 20%

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