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Strain Reviews

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🔥 50/50 Hybrid

Alabama Wildfire

Alabama Wildfire is the strain that proves Southern breeding

THC 22%

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⚪ Couch-Lock Couture Indica

Alabaster Jonez

Alabaster Jonez is what happens when a boutique California b

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Alabaster Jonez

Alabaster Jonez hits like your grandpa's La-Z-Boy—comfortabl

THC 15-25%

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🦂 Pure Indica Nightcap

Alacran

Alacran is the strain that turns your couch into a La-Z-Boy

THC 20-28%

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🦂 Pure Indica

Alacrán

Alacrán translates to 'scorpion,' which is perfect because t

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Pure Indica

Aladdin Kush

Bred by Khalifa Genetics, this indica isn't here to take you

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Pure Indica

Aladdin Kush

The strain that makes your couch feel like a flying carpet—e

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Sativa-Dominant Skunk in Disguise

Aladdin's Skunk

Aladdin's Skunk is what happens when a Moroccan spice mercha

THC 18-24%

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🧞‍♂️ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (70/30)

Aladdin's Skunk

The strain that makes you feel like you just found a whole n

THC 18-22%

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☀️ Sativa-Dominant Daytime Rocket

AlaDin

AlaDin is basically Adderall in plant form, bred by Dr. Unde

THC 18-24%

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🔥 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

AlaDin

Meet AlaDin—the strain that turns your couch into a launch p

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Alakazam

Alakazam is Seedmakers' attempt at turning a Pokémon into po

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Alakazam

Alakazam is what happens when breeders finally nail the 50/5

THC 20-24%

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🍺 Balanced Hybrid

Alamo Beer

Alamo Beer is what happens when a no-till hippie decides wee

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Alamo Beer

Remember the Alamo? This strain doesn't—it gets you too rela

THC 18%

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🔵 Pure Sativa

Alaska

Meet Alaska: the sativa that makes you want to build an iglo

THC 28%

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⚡ Pure Sativa (with a medical badge)

Alaska By Tikum Olam

Meet Alaska, the strain that proves Israeli weed scientists

THC 15-27%

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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Alaska Ice

Alaska Ice is what happens when a European breeder asks, "Wh

THC 18-30%

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⚖️ Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Whatever Gets You Through Winter')

Alaska Legend

Alaska Legend is Exotic Genetix's love letter to every outdo

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Alaska Legend

Meet Alaska Legend—the strain that makes you understand why

THC 30%

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🔵 Indica

Alaska Thunderfuck

Born in the Matanuska-Susitna Valley where the sun barely cl

THC 16-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Alaska Thunderfuck

Imagine getting body-slammed by a friendly polar bear who th

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Locking Indica

Alaska's Flavor

Imagine if a pine tree got drunk on glacier water and decide

THC 18-22%

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🔵 Straight-Up Indica

Alaska's Flavor

Think camping in the Alaskan wilderness, but instead of bear

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Alaskan Blackberry

A boutique berry bomb bred in the actual Alaskan wilderness—

THC 21%

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🫐 Balanced Hybrid

Alaskan Blackberry

Alaskan Blackberry is what happens when Matanuska Thunder Se

THC 18%

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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Alaskan Diesel Auto

Imagine Sour Diesel got drunk on glacier water and had a tor

THC 16-20%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Alaskan Diesel Auto

A speed-run cannabis strain that goes from seed to stash in

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Pure Michigan Sativa

Alaskan Funk

Alaskan Funk is 517 Legend’s love letter to anyone who’s eve

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Alaskan Funk

Alaskan Funk is what happens when 517 Legend Seed Co. lets a

THC 18%

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❄️ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Alaskan Ice

Alaskan Ice is the strain equivalent of ordering "Rocky Moun

THC 16-23%

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🔵 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Alaskan Ice

Alaskan Ice is what happens when breeders trap a polar vorte

THC 15-20%

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❄️ CBD-Heavy Sativa

Alaskan Ice CBD

Alaskan Ice CBD is what happens when the original race-car s

THC 10-30%

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🟣 Indica

Alaskan Purp

Alaskan Purp is the cannabis equivalent of watching Northern

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica

Alaskan Purple

Alaskan Purple is the indica that looks like Barney the Dino

THC 24%

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🟣 Straight-Up Indica

Alaskan Purple

Imagine if the Northern Lights got couch-locked and started

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Ruderalis-Induced Couch-Friendly Hybrid

Alaskan Purple Auto

This autoflower is basically the cannabis equivalent of a mi

THC 15%

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⚖️ Ruderalis Roulette Hybrid

Alaskan Purple Auto

Meet the strain that makes your light timer obsolete and you

THC 20-40%

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❄️ Cold-Climate Couch Crasher

Alaskan Super Skunk

Imagine Super Skunk put on a parka and learned time manageme

THC 15-25%

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🦨 Triple-Hybrid Nightmare Fuel

Alaskan Super Skunk

Imagine if a skunk took a bath in Pine-Sol then got lost in

THC 24%

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🔶 Pure Sativa

Alaskan TF x Skunk

Imagine a caffeinated wolverine wearing a pine-scented colog

THC 20%

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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Alaskan TF x Skunk 1

Imagine your grandpa’s skunk from '78 got lost in Alaska, sh

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Commando

Alaskan Thunder

Meet Alaskan Thunder—the strain that turns your living room

THC 18-25%

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🔵 Cold-Climate Hybrid

Alaskan Thunder F***

ATF is what happens when a Matanuska Valley landrace survive

THC 20-30%

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⚡ Vintage Hybrid

Alaskan Thunder Fuck

Born in the Matanuska Valley when bell-bottoms were still ac

THC 15-25%

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❄️ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Alaskan Thunder Fuck

ATF is basically a Red Bull wearing Carhartts—born in Alaska

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Lightning Bolt

Alaskan Thunder Fuck

A strain so loud it comes with earplugs and a disclaimer. Th

THC 15%

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🔵 CBD-Heavy Sativa

Alaskan Thunder Fuck CBD

The legendary Alaskan Thunder Fuck went to therapy, took up

THC 6-12%