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Strain Reviews

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🔵 Pure Sativa

Alaskan Unicorn

Imagine a glacier wearing a tutu—Alaskan Unicorn is that una

THC 19%

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🟣 Clone-Only Couch Commander

Albany Sour

Albany Sour is the cannabis equivalent of a bodega cat—exclu

THC 22%

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🔵 Old-School Couch-Lock Indica

Albany Sour

Albany Sour is what happens when upstate New York breeders d

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Albany Sour Diesel X NL1

AK Bean Brains took classic Sour Diesel, gave it a Northern

THC 20%

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⚡ Citrus-Floral Hybrid

Albarino

Albarino is the strain that shows up to brunch in a linen sh

THC 26%

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🤷‍♂️ Mysterious Boutique Hybrid

Albatross

Albatross is the cannabis equivalent of a classified governm

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Albatross

Albatross is that friend who shows up fashionably late with

THC 23%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Alberni Borealis

Alberni Borealis is what happens when a Vancouver Island hip

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Alberni Borealis

The strain that spent five years in R&D so you could spend f

THC 22%

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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Albert

Meet Albert, the strain that honors the man who convinced yo

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Albert by Taylormade Selections

Meet Albert, the mysterious hybrid that smells like your gra

THC 18-26%

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⚫ Old-School Indica

Albert Walker

Albert Walker is the cannabis equivalent of a vinyl record:

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock OG

Albert Walker

Albert Walker is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blank

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Candy

Albert Walker X Bubblegum

This CSI Humboldt Frankenstein stitches together a 90s myste

THC 18-26%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Candy

Albert Walker X Bubblegum

Imagine Willy Wonka got into the weed game and immediately r

THC 18-23%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Albino Fire Skunk OG

Digital Genetics took OG fire, old-school skunk funk, and du

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Albino Koala

Albino Koala is the Insta-model of weed: looks like it rolle

THC 20-25%

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🐨 Hybrid (But Like, the Chill Cousin)

Albino Koala CBD

Albino Koala CBD is the strain equivalent of decaf coffee: l

THC 8%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Albino Leprechaun

Albino Leprechaun is the strain that sounds like a rejected

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (aka 'Pot of Goldilocks')

Albino Leprechaun

Imagine if Casper the Friendly Ghost grew weed in a citrus o

THC 18-22%

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⚪ Frost-Monster Indica

Albino Rhino

Albino Rhino is the indica that looks like it lost a fight w

THC 20-27%

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⚪ Couch-Lockasaurus Rex

Albino Rhino

Albino Rhino is the strain that asks "Why stand when you can

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Loud-Mouthed Hybrid

Albino Shouting Gorilla

Imagine a snowman that learned to bench press and won't stop

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Near-Balanced Hybrid

Albino Shouting Gorilla

Albino Shouting Gorilla looks like it was rolled in powdered

THC 20%

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🟣 Frosty Couch-Lock Indica

Albino Skunk

Albino Skunk is what happens when classic Skunk genetics get

THC 15-25%

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🔘 Ghostly Indica

Albino Skunk

The Casper of cannabis strains: Albino Skunk looks like it d

THC 18-22%

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🔵 Indica (With Identity Issues)

Albino Star Monkey

Albino Star Monkey is what happens when a boutique breeder n

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Albino Star Monkey

Albino Star Monkey is the strain that looks like it got lost

THC 19-22%

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⚖️ Boutique Balanced Hybrid

Albino Wookie

Imagine if a Wookiee got dipped in powdered sugar and decide

THC 18-20%

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⚪ Balanced Hybrid

Albino Wookie

Albino Wookie sounds like a rejected Star Wars character, bu

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Sativa-Dominant OG

Alcatraz OG

Named after the most famous timeout corner in America, Alcat

THC 18-24%

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🍊 Maximum-Security Sativa

Alcatraz OG

Alcatraz OG is the strain that turns your couch into a priso

THC 20-26%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Alchaka

Alchaka is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket and a

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Alchaka

Alchaka is the strain that says "You had plans? Cute." Bred

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Alchemy

SubCool basically played god with Cheech Wizard and Appalach

THC 18-26%

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🧪 Balanced Hybrid (aka 'Chemistry Set in a Baggie')

Alchemy by SubCool's The Dank

SubCool’s parting gift to humanity is a purple-diesel Franke

THC 19-22%

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🐊 Hybrid (Swamp-Soaked Fun)

Alcoholic Alligator

Alcoholic Alligator sounds like the name of a rejected Juras

THC 15-25%

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🚀 Auto Hybrid

Alderaan Cookies Automatic

Alderaan Cookies Automatic is the strain that blew up your D

THC 15%

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🤖 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Alderaan Cookies Automatic

An auto-flower that actually hits like a Star Wars super-las

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Humboldt Howler

Alderpoint Sour

Imagine Sour Diesel took a gap year in Humboldt, learned org

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Alderpoint Sour Diesel

Northern California’s inland burnout cousin of classic Sour

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Alderpoint Sour Diesel F3

Imagine if a 90s East Coast cabbie hotboxed his cab with lem

THC 18-26%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Diesel

Alderpoint Sour Diesel F3

Meet the strain that took 15 generations of inbreeding so yo

THC 18%

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🍺 Hybrid (Green Ale x Turkish LR x SilverFields)

Ale Anatolia

Imagine if a Turkish spice merchant and a craft-brew hipster

THC 18-24%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Alegria

Meet Alegria, Kiwiseeds’ compact joy-brick that turns your l

THC 16-22%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

Alegria

Alegria sounds like a mariachi band but hits like a weighted

THC 18%

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🔆 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Alenuihh

Alenuihh is basically a vacation to Hawaii in nug form—minus

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

Aletria

Meet Aletria, the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito

THC 15-25%