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🛸 50/50 Hybrid

Alien Banner OG

Alien Banner OG is what happens when E.T. hot-boxes Bruce Ba

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Alien Banner OG

This extraterrestrial OG hybrid lands at 18-23% THC and imme

THC 18-23%

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👽 Indica Pheno-Roulette

Alien Beans

Alien Beans is basically Alien OG’s rebellious cousin who di

THC 20-27%

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👽🫐 Hybrid Roulette

Alien Berry

Alien Berry is the strain equivalent of a box of chocolates:

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cruiser

Alien Bio Fuel

Alien Bio Fuel is what happens when a boutique breeder locks

THC 15-25%

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👽 Pure Indica

Alien Bio Fuel

Alien Bio Fuel is what happens when extraterrestrials hot-bo

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Alien Blackout

Alien Blackout is the strain that turns your living room int

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Deep-Space Couch Glue

Alien Blackout

Developed by Moscaseeds as an ‘interstellar panic blanket,’

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Alien Blues

Alien Blues is La Plata Labs' attempt to get E.T. couch-lock

THC 18-26%

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👽 Pure Indica

Alien Blues

La Plata Labs spent five years and 200 phenotypes to create

THC 21-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock OG in Disguise

Alien Bonfire

Imagine E.T. hot-boxing a pine-scented bonfire and then imme

THC 22-28%

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👽 70% Indica Couch Magnet

Alien Breath

Named like it stole your lungs and probed your terpene toler

THC 15-25%

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👽 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Alien Breath

Alien Breath is the strain that proves extraterrestrials hav

THC 15-25%

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👽 Deep-Space Couch Lock

Alien Breath

Alien Breath is what happens when mad scientists at In House

THC 20%

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🟣 CBD-Dominant Indica

Alien Breath CBD

The strain for adults who still want to adult. At 8% THC, it

THC 8%

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🛸 Indica-Adjacent Budget Saucer

Alien Breath Savvy

Imagine E.T. hot-boxing a gas station donut shop—sweet, stic

THC 15-25%

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🛸 Pure Indica

Alien Bubba

Alien Bubba is what happens when Bubba Kush gets abducted, p

THC 20%

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👽 Pure Indica

Alien Bubba

The Cali Connection basically took Bubba Kush, fed it after

THC 19-26%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Alien Bubba

Alien Bubba is the strain that shows up uninvited, parks its

THC 20%

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🔮 All-Indica Night-Night

Alien Bubba Berry

Meet Alien Bubba Berry, the strain that turns your living ro

THC 20%

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👽 Pure Indica, Earth Not Included

Alien Bubba Berry

Imagine E.T. got ripped, ate all your berries, then decided

THC 20-28%

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👽 Indica Dominant

Alien Bubba Bx3

La Plata Labs took Bubba Kush, added a little green man gene

THC 18-26%

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👽 Couch-Locking Indica

Alien Bubba BX3

La Plata Labs basically took Bubba, cranked the X-Files soun

THC 18-25%

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🛸 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Alien Bubba Crack

Meet Alien Bubba Crack—the strain that sounds like a conspir

THC 20-24%

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👽🔊 Couch-Lock Classic

Alien Bubba Crack

Alien Bubba Crack is the strain that convinced a generation

THC 20-28%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Alien Bubba Pez

Colorado’s answer to the question "What if E.T. got couch-lo

THC 15-25%

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👽🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

Alien Bubba Pez

Spawned in La Plata’s mad-scientist lab, Alien Bubba Pez is

THC 25-30%

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🟣 Deep-Space Couch Glue

Alien Bubbleberry

Alien Bubbleberry is what happens when E.T. raids a 7-Eleven

THC 18%

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👽 Deep-Space Indica

Alien Bubbleberry

Alien Bubbleberry is what happens when E.T. hotboxes your gr

THC 20-25%

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👽🍬 Indica

Alien Bubblegum

Imagine E.T. raided a 90s corner-store candy aisle, then hot

THC 15-25%

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👽 Indica

Alien Bubblegum

Imagine E.T. raided your 1998 backpack, found a pack of Hubb

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Alien Burger

Alien Burger is what happens when a stoner chef accidentally

THC 22-28%

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🚀 Autoflowering Hybrid

Alien Cake

Imagine if a Little Debbie snack crash-landed on Pine-Sol pl

THC 20%

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🌌 Hybrid That Hovers Over Your Couch

Alien Cake

Alien Cake crash-lands at 18% THC like a polite extraterrest

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express Auto

Alien Candy Kush Fast

If E.T. had the munchies, this is what he'd grow in his clos

THC 15-17%

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⚡ Autoflowering Couch-Lock Express

Alien Candy Kush Fast

The strain for growers who think waiting 8 weeks is basicall

THC 22-25%

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🧀🛸 Hybrid (AKA 'What if E.T. ate your charcuterie board')

Alien Cheese

Alien Cheese is what happens when UK Cheese and Afghan space

THC 20-21%

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🧀👽 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Cheese

Alien Cheese is the strain that answers the age-old question

THC 14%

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🟣 Cosmic Couch-Lock Express

Alien Cheese Bus

This isn’t your dorm-room brick weed—Alien Cheese Bus boards

THC 20-26%

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🟣 Deep-Space Indica

Alien Cheese Bus

Imagine E.T. hot-boxed a wheel of aged cheddar and then beam

THC 21-26%

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👽 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Alien Chemmander

Alien Chemmander is what happens when Chemdog's fuel-soaked

THC 15-25%

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👽 80% Couch-Lock Commando

Alien Chemmander

This extraterrestrial general was bred by Cabin Fever to com

THC 18-24%

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🛸 Sativa

Alien Chocolate

Imagine if Hershey's got beamed up by a UFO and returned wit

THC 15-25%

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🛸 Sativa

Alien Chocolate

Domus Seeds beamed down Alien Chocolate, a sativa that smell

THC 18-25%

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🚀 Auto-Fueled Hybrid

Alien Chocolate Express

Imagine E.T. hot-boxing a Swiss chocolatier’s van. That’s Al

THC 17-23%

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🌌 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Alien Chocolate Express

Imagine if E.T. crash-landed into a Godiva factory and decid

THC 18%

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🛸 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Chuter

Alien Chuter is the strain equivalent of a first-class UFO:

THC 15-25%

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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Chuter

Alien Chuter is the strain that crash-landed your couch and

THC 18-25%