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Strain Reviews

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🧬 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Mash-Up

Aletria

Aletria is what happens when breeders play Pokémon with cann

THC 18%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Alexander Kush

Meet Alexander the Grape—er, Kush. This Cabin Fever creation

THC 19-23%

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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Alexander Kush

Meet Alexander Kush—the strain that conquered your couch and

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Alexander The Grape

Alexander The Grape is the strain that marches into your lun

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Purple People Eater

Alexander The Grape

Meet Alexander The Grape—the strain that conquered your plan

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Sativa

Alexander The Greatest

Meet the strain that thinks it's the Napoleon of weed but is

THC 15-25%

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⚔️ Sativa Conqueror

Alexander The Greatest

Named after history’s most caffeinated emperor, this sativa

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Boutique Balanced Hybrid

Alf

Alf is the cannabis equivalent of that indie band your hipst

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Alf

Alf is the strain that watched 80s TV reruns and thought, 'I

THC 18-22%

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🤖 Auto-Hybrid

ALF #5

ALF #5 is Mandalorian Genetics’ attempt at making weed that

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Monster

Alfajores El Krem

This Purple City Genetics banger is basically a dulce-de-lec

THC 28%

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⚫ Pure Indica Nap-Time Nuke

Alfajores El Krem

This 20% THC couch-lock champion from Purple City Genetics i

THC 20%

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🟣 People-Eater Indica

Alfred Packer

Named after Colorado’s most infamous dinner guest, Alfred Pa

THC 24-28%

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🔪 80% Indica Cannibal

Alfred Packer

Named after Colorado's most notorious dinner host, Alfred Pa

THC 18-23%

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🍦 Hybrid Mystery Dessert

Algonquin

Algonquin is what happens when Sundae Driver has an anonymou

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality

Algonquin

Algonquin is that friend who brings trail mix to a rave—equa

THC 23%

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🔮 Old-School Indica

Alice

Alice is the strain that politely asks your brain to take a

THC 15-25%

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🔮 100% Indica

Alice

Alice is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket that

THC 18%

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🌞 European Chill Sativa

Alice by Delicatessen

Spain’s Delicatessen basically bottled a hammock and called

THC 16-22%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Alice Nicole

Meet Alice Nicole—the strain that makes your inner monologue

THC 20%

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🟢 Mostly Sativa

Alice Nicole by Aztech Genetics

Alice Nicole is the espresso shot of sativas—Aztech Genetics

THC 17-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Alien Abduction

Named like a conspiracy podcast but bred by polite Brits, Al

THC 22%

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👽 Couch-Lock Invader

Alien Abduction

This indica will abduct your ass straight to the couch and p

THC 15-25%

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👽 Couch-Locking Indica

Alien Abduction

Flavour Chasers' Alien Abduction is the only kidnapping you'

THC 20-24%

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🚀 Hybrid (OG-Forward)

Alien Afterburner OG

Alien Afterburner OG is what happens when a boutique breeder

THC 15-25%

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🚀 55% Indica / 45% Sativa Hybrid

Alien Afterburner OG

This strain is what happens when OG Kush joins SpaceX and re

THC 20%

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🛸 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Airlines

Alien Airlines is what happens when a mad scientist decides

THC 18-24%

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🚀 Hybrid (Window or Aisle?)

Alien Airlines by Flip Side

Alien Airlines is the strain equivalent of sneaking into fir

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Schrödinger's Couch')

Alien Antifreeze

Alien Antifreeze is Mycotek’s answer to the question, "What

THC 20-26%

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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Antifreeze

Alien Antifreeze is what happens when Mycotek decides your b

THC 20%

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👽 Indica

Alien Apparition

Alien Apparition is basically a spectral blob of resin that

THC 15-25%

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👽 Couch-Locking Space Blob

Alien Apparition

Alien Apparition is the strain that looks like it crash-land

THC 18%

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🍏 Hybrid (a.k.a. Dessert Cart OG)

Alien Apple Butter

Imagine if a space-faring pastry chef crash-landed in an orc

THC 18-25%

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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Apple Butter

Alien Apple Butter is what happens when E.T. discovers your

THC 18-23%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Croissant

Alien Apple Fritter

Imagine a Cinnabon got probed in the woods—boom, Alien Apple

THC 25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Croissant

Alien Apple Fritter

Imagine if E.T. hot-boxed a Dutch bakery—that's Alien Apple

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Alien Apple Kush

Imagine E.T. crash-landing in an orchard and hot-boxing your

THC 15-25%

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👽 Indica

Alien Apple Warp

Alien Apple Warp is what happens when E.T. hotboxes an orcha

THC 15-25%

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👽 Indica-Dominant

Alien Apple Warp

Alien Apple Warp is what happens when E.T. raids Steve Jobs’

THC 20-28%

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🌗 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Apricot

Alien Apricot is what happens when E.T. raids your fruit bas

THC 20%

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🛸 50/50 Hybrid

Alien Apricot

This 50/50 hybrid is what happens when E.T. raids a fruit st

THC 18%

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👽 Pure Indica

Alien Asshat

Born in Washington's wild medical days when strain names wer

THC 15-25%

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🛸 CBD-Heavy Indica

Alien Asshat CBD

Meet the strain that gets you "high" on life insurance comme

THC 10-12%

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🟣 Space-Nerd Indica

Alien Athene

Alien Athene is what happens when a California breeder asks,

THC 18-26%

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👽 Pure Indica

Alien Athene

Meet Alien Athene, the indica that abducts your motivation a

THC 18-24%

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🍌👽 Hybrid

Alien Banana Candy

Imagine if a banana Laffy Taffy got abducted by aliens, came

THC 19-28%

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🟢 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Alien Banner Dawg

Alien Banner Dawg is the strain your dealer swears is “strai

THC 18-24%

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👽⚡🐶 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Banner Dawg By The Breed

Imagine E.T. hot-boxing the Mystery Machine with Snoop Dogg

THC 15-25%