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👽🍪 Hybrid

Alien Cookie

Alien Cookie is the O.G. sugar-daddy of the MAC dynasty—17%

THC 17%

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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Cookies

The strain that accidentally created MAC when a breeder left

THC 15-25%

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👽 Indica (The Close-Encounters Couch-Lock)

Alien Cookies

Alien Cookies is the strain that convinced E.T. to phone Dom

THC 15-25%

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👽🍪 Indica

Alien Cookies

Alien Cookies is the strain that convinced extraterrestrials

THC 18-26%

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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Cookies

Imagine E.T. showing up at your door with a plate of warm co

THC 20%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Command Center

Alien Cookies by Motherland Genetics

Alien Cookies is what happens when extraterrestrials discove

THC 18%

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🔵 Hybrid (with a criminal record)

Alien Cookies X Kush Mints

This strain is what happens when two THC titans have a one-n

THC 28-34%

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🪐 Hybrid (aka “Take Me to Your Dealer”)

Alien Cookies X Kush Mints

Imagine E.T. raided your pantry, hogged your couch, and left

THC 20-28%

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👽 Indica with a caffeine chaser

Alien Crack

Alien Crack is what happens when a couch-potato alien crashe

THC 15-25%

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👽 Indica-Dominant Couch-Lock Specialist

Alien Crack

This Dankmatter Genetics creation is basically what happens

THC 18-24%

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🛸 Hybrid with Impostor Syndrome

Alien Cream

Alien Cream is the cannabis equivalent of a speakeasy passwo

THC 15-25%

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👽 Hybrid

Alien Cream

Alien Cream is what happens when mad scientists at Weird & L

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa

Alien Creamsicle

Imagine if E.T. crash-landed in an ice-cream truck, then hot

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Alien Creamsicle

This frosty purple-green nug looks like it crash-landed from

THC 25-30%

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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Alien D

Alien D is what happens when Pacific Northwest growers get t

THC 18-24%

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👽 50/50 Hybrid

Alien D

Alien D is what happens when Pacific NW Roots lets a UFO hot

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Alien Dawg

Alien Dawg is what happens when Chemdawg gets abducted by Af

THC 15-25%

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👽 Indica (CBD-Heavy)

Alien Dawg CBD

Meet Alien Dawg CBD—the only extraterrestrial that won’t abd

THC 1-6%

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👽 Pure Indica

Alien Dawgs

Alien Dawgs is what happens when Chemdawg and an Afghani lan

THC 26%

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👽 Indica

Alien Dawgs

Garden of Dreams basically sci-fi-bred a house cat into a xe

THC 20-24%

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👽 Indica

Alien Diamond

Alien Diamond is the Maine-bred couchlocker that looks like

THC 18-25%

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👽 Couch-Lock Command Center

Alien Diamond

Bred by 207 Seeds to make you feel like you're orbiting Satu

THC 24%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Confection

Alien Dirt Cake

Imagine a cosmic bakery where ET just spilled diesel on your

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Cosmic Couch-Lock

Alien Dirt Cake

Alien Dirt Cake is the strain that proves extraterrestrials

THC 18-24%

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🛸 Indica

Alien Dog

Alien Dog is what happens when Chemdawg D and Alien Technolo

THC 18%

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👽🐕 Indica Dominant

Alien Dog

If your dog ran away to space and came back smelling like di

THC 20%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Alien Dog V2

Alien Dog V2 is The Cali Connection's second attempt at turn

THC 20-26%

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👽 Pure Sativa

Alien Dog V2

Alien Dog V2 is what happens when The Cali Connection lets a

THC 20%

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🪐 Intergalactic Hybrid

Alien Dog X Alien Dog Cherry

Born when two Alien Dogs had an awkward Tinder date with a c

THC 18%

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👽 Indica In-Breeding Program

Alien Dog × Alien Dog Cherry

Obsoul33t Genetics basically gave Alien Dog a hall-pass to d

THC 15-25%

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👽🥋 Hybrid

Alien Dojo F2

Imagine if E.T. opened a karate studio in your brain—that's

THC 20%

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🌀 F2 Hybrid (a.k.a. ‘genetic grab bag’)

Alien Dojo F2 by Jaws Gear

Alien Dojo F2 is Jaws Gear’s way of saying, “You want variet

THC 18-22%

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👽🐉 Boutique Hybrid

Alien Dragon

Alien Dragon is the cannabis equivalent of that one friend w

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Mostly Indica

Alien Dragon

Alien Dragon is the strain that convinced E.T. to phone home

THC 18%

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🪐 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Dream

The love-child of Blue Dream's hype and Alien OG's resin gla

THC 15-25%

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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Dream

Alien Dream is the strain that makes you believe the truth i

THC 20-24%

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🔴 Couch-Bound Indica

Alien Fire

Alien Fire is the strain that convinced E.T. to phone home a

THC 20-28%

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👽🔥 Couch-Locking Indica

Alien Fire

This indica is the extraterrestrial equivalent of being hit

THC 20-30%

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👽🔥 Indica from Outer Space

Alien Fire Fruit

Holy Smoke Seeds accidentally summoned an indica that hits h

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Confection

Alien Freeze Cake

Imagine if a pastry chef got abducted, force-fed mint-chip f

THC 20-28%

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👽 Deep-Space Couchlock Indica

Alien Freeze Cake

Alien Freeze Cake is what happens when Unleashed Genetics as

THC 24%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Indica

Alien Fritter

Alien Fritter is what happens when Apple Fritter gets abduct

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock Fruit Salad

Alien Fruit

Alien Fruit is the cannabis equivalent of a speakeasy passwo

THC 18-26%

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🛸 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Fruit

Nasha Genetics’ Alien Fruit is the strain equivalent of a tr

THC 19-21%

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🟣 Deep-Space Couch Glue

Alien Fruit

Alien Fruit is the strain that looks like it fell out of a U

THC 20%

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🛸 Balanced Hybrid (Indica/Sativa)

Alien Fruit Juice

Meet Alien Fruit Juice, the strain that answers the age-old

THC 15-25%

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👽 Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Alien Fruit Juice

Imagine E.T.’s Capri-Sun crash-landed in your grinder—Alien

THC 18-24%

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🛸 Hybrid Autoflower

Alien Gas XXL Auto

Imagine if a diesel truck mated with a space alien and the b

THC 18-24%