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🟣 Ruderalis-Heavy Hybrid

Alien Gas XXL Auto

This intergalactic gremlin from Silent Seeds matures faster

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Monster

Alien Gelato

Alien Gelato is what happens when a Michigan basement grower

THC 20-26%

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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Girl

Alien Girl is the cannabis equivalent of that indie band you

THC 20%

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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Girl

Alien Girl is the strain that proves extraterrestrials have

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Alien Glue

Flavour Chasers took Gorilla Glue #4, crossed it with Alien

THC 22-30%

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👽 Pure Indica

Alien Glue

Alien Glue is what happens when Flavour Chasers decide to we

THC 18%

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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock

Alien Gorg

Alien Gorg is what happens when a basement hash nerd crossbr

THC 19-22%

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🪐 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Gorg

Alien Gorg crash-landed from Jaws Gear’s lab looking like it

THC 18%

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👽🦍 Hybrid (Glue-Space Edition)

Alien Gorilla

Imagine Gorilla Glue #4 crash-landed in Roswell and had a lo

THC 20%

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👽🦍 Couch-Lock Commander

Alien Gorilla

Alien Gorilla crash-landed from Planet Nope and immediately

THC 15-25%

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👽 Heavy Indica

Alien Gorilla

Big Head Seeds basically asked, "What if a gorilla got beame

THC 18-25%

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👽 Hybrid with Couch Gravity

Alien Gorilla Glue

Alien Gorilla Glue is what happens when GG4 gets abducted by

THC 20%

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👽 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Alien Gorilla Glue

Dr. Blaze’s sticky lovechild of Gorilla Glue #4 and extrater

THC 18-32%

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🛸 Hybrid (Cosmic Pimp Slap)

Alien Gorilla Pimp

Kickflip Genetics named this beast Alien Gorilla Pimp becaus

THC 18-25%

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👽🦍 Hybrid

Alien Gorilla Pimp

The only strain named like a rejected Street Fighter charact

THC 18%

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👽 Couch-Locking Indica

Alien Grapevine

Clone-only, grape-flavored gravity blanket in nug form. At 1

THC 17%

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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Graveyard

Alien Graveyard is the strain you smoke when you want to be

THC 15-25%

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🪐 50/50 Hybrid

Alien Graveyard

Seed Bandit's Alien Graveyard is what happens when mad scien

THC 18%

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👽💥 Limited-Edition Hybrid

Alien Grenades

Alien Grenades is the strain equivalent of a Michael Bay mov

THC 15-25%

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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Grenades

Alien Genetics basically duct-taped Alien OG Kush to Alien B

THC 18-22%

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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Hallucination

Bred by Alien Genetics, this 22% THC hybrid promises to beam

THC 22%

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🟣 CBD-Dominant Indica

Alien Hallucination CBD

The strain that promises to abduct your anxiety, not your ca

THC 14-20%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Alien Haze

Alien Haze is what happens when old-school Haze crashes a UF

THC 15-25%

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❄️ Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Alien Ice

Alien Ice is what happens when a breeder decides THC crystal

THC 20-24%

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🧊 Balanced Hybrid (60/40)

Alien Ice

Alien Ice is what happens when Moab Genetix asks, "What if w

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Locking Night Terror

Alien Ice Cream

Imagine E.T. got baked, raided your freezer, and left you gl

THC 28-35%

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🟣 Intergalactic Couch-Lock

Alien Ice Cream

This indica is basically the THC version of a UFO—once it hi

THC 22-28%

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🔴 Couch-Locked Indica

Alien Inferno

The strain so secretive even its parents don’t know it exist

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Alien Inferno

Alien Inferno is the strain that crash-landed in your grinde

THC 18-25%

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👽 Boutique Hybrid

Alien Isolation

Officially the only alien encounter where you pay to be abdu

THC 15-25%

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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Isolation

Alien Isolation is the strain equivalent of getting abducted

THC 22%

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🏀 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Iverson

Alien Iverson is the only strain that can drop 30 points on

THC 20-24%

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🏀 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Iverson

Rustikgrower's love child of old-school craft and new-age hy

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Alien Jack Motta

Hero Seeds’ Spanish export that’s basically a hash plant wea

THC 15-25%

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👽 Pure Indica Couch-Lock Commander

Alien Jack Motta

This intergalactic couch magnet was bred by Hero Seeds to tu

THC 18-24%

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👽 Hybrid (the chill kind, not the probe-y kind)

Alien Jaffa Cake

Imagine if your favorite British snack crash-landed in a fie

THC 15%

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🍊⚖️ Balanced Dessert Hybrid

Alien Jaffa Cake by Mean Beanz

Imagine the biscuit aisle got abducted by aliens, force-fed

THC 20%

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👽 Pure Indica

Alien Kush

Alien Kush is the strain that taught every other Kush how to

THC 20%

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👽 Pure Indica

Alien Kush

Alien Kush is the OG extraterrestrial that crash-landed in C

THC 16-22%

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👽 Pure Indica

Alien Kush

Alien Kush is the strain that makes you stare at the ceiling

THC 18%

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👽 Indica-Dominant F2

Alien Kush F2

The F2 sequel nobody asked for but everyone secretly wanted—

THC 15-25%

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👽 Pure Indica

Alien Kush F2

OG Raskal's Alien Kush F2 is the strain equivalent of gettin

THC 22-28%

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🔮 Boutique Couch-Lock Candy

Alien Labs Nexus

Nexus is Alien Labs’ love letter to anyone who’s ever wanted

THC 24-30%

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🍋 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Alien Lemonade

Imagine E.T. peed in your lemonade stand and somehow it slap

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch-Lock

Alien Life Form

Mogwai Genetics’ Alien Life Form (ALF) is the strain that cr

THC 20%

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👽 Pure Indica

Alien Life Form

This isn't your neighbor's basement weed—Alien Life Form is

THC 20-25%

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👽 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Alien Lights

Alien Lights is the strain equivalent of your cousin who swe

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Couch-Lock in Disguise

Alien Mac

Alien Mac is the strain that convinces you your couch is act

THC 20-26%