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🔮 Indica

Alien Orange Gum

Alien Orange Gum is the strain that proves extraterrestrials

THC 18%
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🛸 3-Way Hybrid Autoflower

Alien Otto

Alien Otto is the cannabis equivalent of a self-driving spac

THC 18-24%
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🛸 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Alien Otto

Alien Otto is the strain for growers who want to feel like i

THC 16%
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🛸 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. “Who Needs Sleep Anyway?”)

Alien Outbreak

True Grit Genetics’ Alien Outbreak is what happens when Area

THC 15-25%
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👽 60/40 Hybrid

Alien Outbreak

Alien Outbreak is what happens when True Grit Genetics asks,

THC 18-26%
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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Overlord

Alien Overlord is what happens when breeders lock themselves

THC 20-25%
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⚔️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Trifecta

Alien Overlord By Magics

Alien Overlord is the strain equivalent of a Swiss Army knif

THC 19-21%
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👽 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Alien Paya

Imagine if a papaya tree got beamed up by aliens, probed for

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Alien Pebbles

Imagine Fruity Pebbles OG got abducted by Alien OG, probed f

THC 18-24%
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👽🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Pebbles OG

Imagine E.T. raided your cereal aisle, then hot-boxed your s

THC 15-25%
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👽 Balanced Hybrid (55% indica / 45% sativa)

Alien Pebbles OG

Alien Pebbles OG is what happens when a mad scientist feeds

THC 18-24%
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👑 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Pharaoh)

Alien Pharaoh

Imagine a tiny sarcophagus packed with frosty nugs and 23% T

THC 20-23%
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👽🤴 Mystery Hybrid

Alien Pharaoh Shango

Shango’s Alien Pharaoh is the Area 51 of weed—nobody will co

THC 15-25%
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🛸 Hybrid Dessert Abduction

Alien Pie

Imagine if E.T. hot-boxed a bakery van and then crashed into

THC 15-25%
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🛸 Pure Sativa

Alien Poison

Alien Poison is the strain your conspiracy-theory cousin swe

THC 18%
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👽 Sativa from Outer Space

Alien Poison

This isn’t your cousin’s ditch weed—Alien Poison is the Area

THC 22-28%
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👽🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Poop

Alien Poop is the strain that proves cannabis marketing has

THC 15-25%
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👽🚽 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Poop

Alien Poop: the strain that proves even extraterrestrials ne

THC 18%
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👽 Couch-Lock Commander

Alien Punch

Imagine Purple Punch and Alien OG had a baby after a one-nig

THC 26%
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👽 Couch-Lock Commander

Alien Punch

Greenpoint Seeds basically asked, "What if E.T. wanted to fi

THC 18%
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🛸 Hybrid (aka “Cosmic Geometry Homework”)

Alien Pyramid

Alien Pyramid is the strain that makes you question whether

THC 18%
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🛸 Balanced Hybrid (55/45)

Alien Pyramid

Denverdoggy’s Alien Pyramid is what happens when E.T. phones

THC 18-23%
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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Queen

Alien Queen is what happens when a secretive breeder decides

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Alien Queen

Alien Queen is the strain that made High10ed_031 the Spielbe

THC 22%
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👽 Couch-Locking Indica

Alien Rift

Alien Rift is what happens when three different aliens get d

THC 18-24%
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👽 Pure Indica

Alien Rift

Alien Rift is what happens when extraterrestrials discover E

THC 15-25%
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👽 Hybrid (Candy-Coated Confusion)

Alien Ring Popz

Alien Ring Popz is the strain equivalent of a gas-masked tod

THC 20-23%
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👽 Cosmic Hybrid from Planet Dank

Alien Ring Popz

Imagine E.T. raided a candy aisle, hot-boxed the spaceship,

THC 22%
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👽 Indica

Alien Rock Candy

Alien Rock Candy is the strain that proves extraterrestrials

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Cosmic Candy

Alien Rock Candy

Imagine E.T. dropped his lunchbox in a sugar refinery—boom,

THC 20-24%
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🧪 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Alien Rock Candy

Think Sour Patch Kids got abducted, dipped in kush, and cras

THC 20-24%
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🟣 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Alien Rock Candy

Alien Rock Candy is the strain that convinced your couch it

THC 26%
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👽 Full-Bodied Indica

Alien Rock Candy

Bred by Alien Genetics, this 24% THC boulder of bliss tastes

THC 24%
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🟣 Limited-Edition Couch Magnet

Alien Rock Candy LE

Seedsman’s Alien Rock Candy LE is the Willy Wonka golden tic

THC 18-24%
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👽 Indica

Alien Rock Candy LE

Alien Rock Candy LE is what happens when E.T. raids your can

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock in Disguise

Alien Rock Sours

At 5% THC, Alien Rock Sours is less "Green Men probing your

THC 5%
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👽 Indica

Alien Rock Sours

This 21% THC indica is what happens when aliens decide your

THC 21%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Commander

Alien Rocks

Meet Alien Rocks—the strain that crash-landed from Planet Na

THC 21%
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👽 Couch-Lock Indica

Alien Rocks

Developed by Noyes Boys Genetics—because apparently someone

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Alien Rose

Alien Rose is the strain equivalent of a Victorian tea party

THC 15-25%
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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Runtz

Imagine E.T. raided a candy factory, then hot-boxed your spa

THC 15-25%
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🛸 50/50 Hybrid

Alien Runtz

Alien Runtz crash-landed from Nasha Genetics with 24% THC an

THC 24%
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🛸 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Sherb

Alien Sherb is what happens when Sunset Sherbert gets probed

THC 20-28%
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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Sherb

Alien Sherb crash-landed from Kickflip Genetics’ breeding la

THC 18%
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👽 Indica in a Space Suit

Alien Sherpa

Imagine a Himalayan guide who’s actually from another planet

THC 20%
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🪐 50/50 Hybrid

Alien Sherpa

Like hiring a sherpa who’s actually an extraterrestrial life

THC 18-24%
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👽🍃 Mint-Chip Hybrid

Alien Sinmint

Alien Sinmint is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies get ab

THC 20-27%
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🌌 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Sinmint

Meet Alien Sinmint—the strain that sounds like a rejected St

THC 15-16%

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