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🍏🛸 Hybrid

Alien Sour Apple

Imagine if E.T. raided an orchard, hot-boxed his spaceship w

THC 15-25%

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👽🍏 50/50 Hybrid

Alien Sour Apple

Imagine if E.T. had a fruit fetish and a chemistry set. Alie

THC 18-23%

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🛸 Couch-Locking Indica

Alien Spacecraft

Alien Spacecraft is what happens when OG Kush takes a wrong

THC 26-28%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Alien Star

Alien Star is the cannabis equivalent of that sketchy street

THC 19-25%

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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Commander

Alien Star

Alien Star is the strain your dealer swears was “smuggled fr

THC 18-23%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Alien Stardawg

Imagine if a UFO crash-landed in a diesel refinery and the a

THC 15-25%

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🛸 Sativa

Alien Stardawg

This Green Beanz Seeds creation is what happens when you let

THC 18%

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⚖️ Hybrid

Alien Stardawg X Monster Cookies

They took fuel-soaked alien chem and baked it into a cosmic

THC 18%

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🪐 Cosmic Cookie Hybrid

Alien Stardawg X Monster Cookies

This strain is what happens when E.T. hotboxes a bakery. Ali

THC 18%

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👽 Speed-Run Hybrid

Alien Stomper

Alien Stomper is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinn

THC 15-25%

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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Stomper

Alien Stomper is the strain that makes you question if you'v

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Alien Struggle Bus

The name isn’t marketing—it's a warning label. Eazy Daze’s r

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Express

Alien Struggle Bus

This indica is the cosmic equivalent of getting hit by a Gre

THC 25-28%

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🍬 Sweet-Gas Hybrid

Alien Sweet Candy

MisterD Farmhouse's boutique lovechild is basically what hap

THC 18-24%

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🍭 50/50 Hybrid

Alien Sweet Candy

Imagine if E.T. raided a convenience store, inhaled a bag of

THC 18%

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🟣 Top-Shelf Indica

Alien Swindle

The strain so exclusive even its parents won’t admit they ha

THC 23-26%

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👽 Couch-Lock Commando

Alien Swindle

Alien Swindle is the cosmic grifter that promises an "extrat

THC 23%

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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Tang

Alien Tang is what happens when E.T. hotboxes his spaceship

THC 19-25%

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👽 Balanced Cosmic Hybrid

Alien Tang

Alien Tang is what happens when a citrus orchard gets probed

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Hybrid (Cosmic Citrus Edition)

Alien Tangie

Alien Tangie is what happens when Tangie’s loud citrus genes

THC 15-25%

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👽🍊 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Tangie

Meet Alien Tangie, the strain that crash-landed from Planet

THC 25%

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🕷️ Cosmic Couch-Lock

Alien Tarantula

Obsoul33t Genetics cooked up this sticky space spider to abd

THC 18-24%

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🕷️ Indica-Dominant Night-Night

Alien Tarantula

Named like it crawled out of a sci-fi horror flick, Alien Ta

THC 22%

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👽 Afghan-Dominant Hybrid

Alien Technology

This isn’t your cousin’s basement weed—it’s the Roswell of i

THC 15-25%

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👽 Pure Indica

Alien Technology

The strain that allegedly hitched a ride in a duffel bag fro

THC 14-18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Alien Technology

Legends say a bored GI smuggled this Afghan beauty home in a

THC 15-20%

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👽 Pure Indica

Alien Technology

This isn’t your cousin’s basement weed—Alien Technology is a

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Afghan-Engineered Couch Magnet

Alien Technology by Obsoul33t Genetics

Rumor says a bored soldier smuggled these seeds out of an Af

THC 20%

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🪐 Old-School Hybrid

Alien Technology Timeless

The strain that supposedly parachuted out of Afghanistan in

THC 16-22%

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🟣 Low-THC Hybrid

Alien Teeth

Alien Teeth is the cannabis equivalent of a decaf oat-milk l

THC 5%

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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Teeth

Olympia Genetics basically power-washed an alien's grill and

THC 18%

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🛸 Sativa

Alien Tits

Named like a 3 a.m. Adult-Swim bumper, Alien Tits is the rar

THC 20-26%

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🔭 Full-Send Sativa

Alien Tits

Alien Tits is the strain that’ll have you asking, “Take me t

THC 20%

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🛸 50/50 Hybrid

Alien Train

Alien Train is what happens when E.T. hotboxes a freight car

THC 20%

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🛸 Rocket-Fueled Sativa

Alien Train

Alien Train is what happens when KingJayGenetics decides you

THC 18%

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🛸 Pure Sativa Space Rocket

Alien Train by KingJayGenetics

Imagine if a Tesla and a freight train had a baby on the Int

THC 18-26%

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🪐 Mystery Hybrid

Alien Treatz

Alien Treatz is the strain equivalent of a cosmic bakery—Rob

THC 15-25%

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🟢 50/50 Hybrid (Space Cadet Edition)

Alien Treatz

The strain equivalent of a chill alien who just wants to Net

THC 5-10%

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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Vision

Alien Vision is the strain that refuses to tell you who its

THC 15-25%

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👽🟣 Autoflower Indica Showdown

Alien Vs Triangle

Mephisto Genetics asked "What if E.T. and the Illuminati had

THC 18-24%

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🌀 Mephisto's Hybrid Love-Child

Alien Vs Triangle

Imagine E.T. hot-boxed a pine forest and then challenged a t

THC 20-25%

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🛸 Hybrid Autoflower

Alien vs Triangle x Nordurt

Green Seed Bank basically Frankenstein-ed an OG into a snow-

THC 15-25%

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🌀 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Alien Vs Triangle X Nordurt

Green Seed Bank Frankensteined this three-way love-child of

THC 15-25%

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👽💒 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Alien Wedding

Imagine if a space monster crashed your cousin's dessert-the

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Alien Wedding Cookies

Imagine Wedding Cake got abducted by aliens, probed for maxi

THC 20-28%

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👽🍪 50/50 Hybrid

Alien Wedding Cookies

Imagine ET crashed a royal wedding and brought dessert—this

THC 20%

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👽 Indica-Dominant Heavyweight

Alien Widow

Alien Widow is what happens when White Widow gets abducted b

THC 28%

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👽 Pure Indica

Alien Widow

Alien Widow is the strain that makes you believe your Netfli

THC 20%