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⚡ 100% Sativa

All Nighter

The strain equivalent of three Red Bulls and a death wish. A

THC 15-25%
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🏆 Indica All-Star

All Starz

All Starz is Lit Farms' MVP of couch-lock, a dessert-gas ind

THC 20-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock All-Star

All Starz

All Starz is the cannabis equivalent of that overachieving c

THC 18%
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✨ Sparkle-Bomb Hybrid

All That Glitters

Imagine a snow globe had a baby with a Gelato dispensary—boo

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

All That Glitters

All That Glitters is the strain equivalent of putting glitte

THC 18-25%
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🌈 Hybrid

All The Sauces

Ethos Genetics’ ‘All The Sauces’ sounds like a stoner’s kitc

THC 15-25%
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🚀 Sativa-Dominant Chaos

All Time High

Meet All Time High, the strain that literally named itself a

THC 30%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

All Tk

Meet All Tk—the strain that takes OG Triangle Kush, gives it

THC 15-25%
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⚪️ Indica-Dominant Dessert

Alla Panna

Alla Panna is the strain equivalent of eating an entire pint

THC 18-26%
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🔧 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Allen Wrench

Meet Allen Wrench—the strain that turns your cerebral socket

THC 24%
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🔧 Pure Sativa Power-Tool

Allen Wrench

Meet the strain that sounds like a home-improvement store cl

THC 17-24%
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⚡ Sativa

Allen Wrench

Allen Wrench is the strain equivalent of chugging three espr

THC 18%
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🔧 Functional Sativa (CBD Edition)

Allen Wrench CBD

Like the classic Allen Wrench got therapy and learned bounda

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Allepo 1138

Allepo 1138 is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket t

THC 18-26%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Allepo 1138

Allepo 1138 is what happens when mad scientists at Pollen Na

THC 20%
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🌀 Boutique Hybrid

Alley Oop

Alley Oop is the strain equivalent of a micro-brew IPA—marke

THC 22-26%
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🐊 Auto-Hybrid

Alligator Alley

Named after Florida’s most terrifying commute, Alligator All

THC 20%
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🐊 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Alligator Alley

Named after Florida's most boring highway, Alligator Alley s

THC 18%
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⚖️ Mystery Hybrid

Alligator Boots

Imagine if Crocodile Dundee bred weed instead of knife-fight

THC 15-25%
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🐊 50/50 Hybrid

Alligator Boots

Imagine if a Louisiana swamp got high and started designing

THC 20-24%
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🐊 Hybrid Chaos

Alligator Breath F2

Gator’s Garden lovingly describes this F2 as “balanced,” whi

THC 18-26%
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🐊 Balanced Hybrid

Alligator Breath F2

Alligator Breath F2 is what happens when a Florida swamp and

THC 18%
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🐊 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Alligator Wine

Like getting drunk on reptile moonshine, this 60/40 indica-d

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Alliumz

Imagine a fancy French chef and a sugar-crazed elf had a bab

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

Allkush

Allkush is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket and

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Allkush

The strain that turns ambitious plans into 'eh, maybe tomorr

THC 22%
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⚫ Late-Night Couch Gremlin

Allnighter

Allnighter is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who swe

THC 20%
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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock

Allora Rumorosa

Named like an opera and hitting like a Vespa at top speed, A

THC 18-26%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Champion

Allora Rumorosa

Allora Rumorosa is Juiced Up Genetix's love letter to people

THC 25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Allure

Allure is what happens when a breeder says “let’s make weed

THC 20-25%
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🤝 Balanced Hybrid

Allure

Allure is the cannabis equivalent of a Tinder profile that s

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55/45)

Allure

Allure is the cannabis equivalent of a well-dressed friend w

THC 18%
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🔮 OG-Adjacent Couch Magnet

Allusion OG

Allusion OG is the strain equivalent of a vinyl reissue: it

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Allusion OG

Allusion OG is that friend who promises "just one episode" b

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Almighty FO OG

Almighty FO OG is the strain that ghost-writes your evening

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Almighty Fo Og

Bred by Rapper' Weed Genetics—yes, the apostrophe is intenti

THC 15-25%
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🍪 Dessert Hybrid

Almond Home

Imagine if a French patisserie and a dispensary had a baby t

THC 20-28%
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🔮 Couch-Lock in a Candy Shell

Almond Home

Almond Home is the strain you smoke when you want your couch

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Almond Joy

Imagine a candy bar and a cannabis plant had a one-night sta

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Almond Joy

Almond Joy is what happens when a candy bar gets possessed b

THC 18-24%
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🍪 Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Almond Mochi

Imagine if a fancy macaron got drunk on Gelato and decided t

THC 18-21%
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🟤 Hybrid (a.k.a. “Surprise Me”)

Almost Home

Raw Genetics’ Almost Home is the cannabis equivalent of a sc

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Almost Home

Almost Home is the strain equivalent of clicking 'find my iP

THC 18%
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🏝️ Island Sativa-Hybrid

Aloha

Basically a vacation in nug form—except the TSA can’t confis

THC 15-25%
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🍹 Vacation-In-A-Jar Hybrid

Aloha Blue Mai Tai

Aloha Blue Mai Tai is what happens when a tiki bar has a tor

THC 16-18%
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🌺 Balanced Hybrid

Aloha Blue Mai Tai

Imagine a fruity cocktail that got lost in a grow room and d

THC 18%
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🏝️ Sativa-Leaning Tropical Hybrid

Aloha Express

Aloha Express is what happens when a Hawaiian vacation and y

THC 22%
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✈️ 50/50 Hybrid

Aloha Flight

Named after a plane that literally lost its roof, this strai

THC 18%

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