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All Strains — Page 48

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✈️ Mystery-Meat Hybrid

Aloha Flight 243

Aloha Flight 243 is what happens when a breeder gets high on

THC 15-25%
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🍇🌺 Hybrid Vacation

Aloha Grape Stomper

Imagine your taste buds took a one-way flight to Maui and go

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Aloha Grape Stomper

Imagine if a grape Jolly Rancher and a Hawaiian vacation had

THC 18%
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🍋 Pure Sativa Sunshine

Aloha Limone

If Maui had a baby with a citrus squeezer and that baby grew

THC 18-24%
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🌞 Tropical Sativa

Aloha Limone

Imagine Hawaiian Punch got a business degree and now sells t

THC 18%
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🦁 Sativa-leaning Boutique Hybrid

Aloha Lion

Aloha Lion is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who "su

THC 20-28%
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🏝️ Indica-Dominant Island Couch-Lock

Aloha OG

Aloha OG is the strain equivalent of a Hawaiian shirt at a f

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Aloha OG

Aloha OG is the Hawaiian-shirt-wearing indica that shows up

THC 18%
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🏝️ Island-Hopping Hybrid

Aloha Orange Widow

Picture a mai-tai made of Widow genetics and orange zest—the

THC 18-24%
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🍊 50/50 Hybrid

Aloha Orange Widow

Imagine if a White Widow took a Hawaiian vacation, got tipsy

THC 18%
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🌺 Indica-Dominant Vacation

Aloha Punch

Imagine your brain getting lei’d by a tipsy Hawaiian Punch m

THC 15-25%
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🏄‍♂️ Sativa-Leaning Island Hybrid

Aloha White Widow

The strain that said "aloha" to anxiety and "aloha" to your

THC 18-24%
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🌺 Island Indica

Aloha White Widow

The strain that traded Euro-trash ski-lodge pine for hammock

THC 18-24%
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🔆 Island Sativa

Aloha White Widow

Imagine White Widow took a sabbatical in Maui, learned to hu

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Island Couch-Lock Royalty

Alohi Royale

Alohi Royale is the strain equivalent of getting lei'd on th

THC 18%
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🔮 Boutique Couch Magnet

Along Runtz

Along Runtz is what happens when boutique breeders decide yo

THC 20-28%
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🔮 Indica

Along Runtz

Imagine OG Runtz got a software update and forgot to tell yo

THC 19%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Alpaca Spit

Alpaca Spit is the strain for growers who want top-shelf flo

THC 18-24%
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🦙 Ruderalis-Heavy Hybrid

Alpaca Spit

Named after the most disrespectful thing a camelid can do to

THC 18%
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🔮 Ruderalis-Indica Mystery Blob

Alpen Gleaux

Alpen Gleaux is the cannabis equivalent of a Banksy painting

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Couch Burrito

Alpen Gleaux

Meet Alpen Gleaux—an auto-flowering indica so polite it flow

THC 5-10%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Alpenglow

Alpenglow is Dynasty Seeds’ love letter to anyone who thinks

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Locked Indica

Alpenglow

Alpenglow is Dynasty Seeds’ eco-love letter to everyone who

THC 18%
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⚫ OG-leaning Mystery Meat Indica

Alpha

Alpha is the strain equivalent of a coffee shop calling drip

THC 18-28%
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🟢 Mostly-Sativa Smoke Signal

Alpha Blue

Alpha Blue is the strain your chatty coworker swears makes s

THC 16-22%
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🔵 Pure Sativa Energy

Alpha Blue

Alpha Blue is what happens when a blueberry muffin and a mot

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Retro Couchlock Indica

Alpha Bud

Like finding a Nokia 3310 that still works, Alpha Bud is a 9

THC 16-24%
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🔴 Certified Couch Shackle

Alpha Bud

Alpha Bud is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket wit

THC 18-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Alpha Bud by ApeOrigin

Alpha Bud is what happens when a boutique breeder says "scen

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Alpha Dawg

Alpha Dawg is the strain that answers the question, "What if

THC 18-25%
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🔴 Pure Indica

Alpha Dawg

Alpha Dawg is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Alpha Diesel

Alpha Diesel is what happens when Reservoir Seeds lock two S

THC 20-24%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Alpha Diesel

Alpha Diesel is what happens when your morning coffee starts

THC 18-24%
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⚔️ Northern Hybrid

Alpha King

Alpha King is what happens when Copenhagen's anarchist garde

THC 15-22%
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🟢 Sativa with Training Wheels

Alpha King

Alpha King is what happens when Danish breeders decide sativ

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock OG

Alpha OG

Alpha OG is what happens when breeders decide OG Kush isn't

THC 26%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Alpha OG

Meet the strain that made OG Kush call it “Dad.” At 25% THC,

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Candy Dominatrix

Alpha Runtz

Alpha Runtz is the strain equivalent of a sugar-rushed toddl

THC 20%
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🌞 Sativa-Dominant Classic

Alpha Skunk

Alpha Skunk is essentially Skunk #1 after it went to therapy

THC 20%
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🟢 Straight Sativa

Alpha Skunk

Alpha Skunk is what happens when breeders ask 'what if Red B

THC 18%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Alpha Wave

Alpha Wave is the Swiss Army knife of weed—engineered by Bin

THC 18-24%
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🧬 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Alpha Wave

Alpha Wave is the strain equivalent of a TED Talk hosted by

THC 15-20%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Alphakronik

Alphakronik Genes’ flagship narcissistically named after its

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Alphakronik

Alphakronik is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket t

THC 20-30%
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🌲 Balanced Hybrid

Alpine

Alpine is what happens when a pine-scented candle gets ambit

THC 25-26%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Alpine Cookies

Imagine if a snow-covered Girl Scout got lost in a bakery an

THC 15-25%
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🏔️ Couch-Lock Indica

Alpine Cookies

Moxie 710’s Alpine Cookies is what happens when a Colorado s

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express (Auto Edition)

Alpine Gas Auto

Meet Alpine Gas Auto: the strain for growers who forget to w

THC 18%

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