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Aloha Flight 243
Aloha Flight 243 is what happens when a breeder gets high on
THC 15-25%Aloha Grape Stomper
Imagine your taste buds took a one-way flight to Maui and go
THC 15-25%Aloha Grape Stomper
Imagine if a grape Jolly Rancher and a Hawaiian vacation had
THC 18%Aloha Limone
If Maui had a baby with a citrus squeezer and that baby grew
THC 18-24%Aloha Limone
Imagine Hawaiian Punch got a business degree and now sells t
THC 18%Aloha Lion
Aloha Lion is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who "su
THC 20-28%Aloha OG
Aloha OG is the strain equivalent of a Hawaiian shirt at a f
THC 15-25%Aloha OG
Aloha OG is the Hawaiian-shirt-wearing indica that shows up
THC 18%Aloha Orange Widow
Picture a mai-tai made of Widow genetics and orange zest—the
THC 18-24%Aloha Orange Widow
Imagine if a White Widow took a Hawaiian vacation, got tipsy
THC 18%Aloha Punch
Imagine your brain getting lei’d by a tipsy Hawaiian Punch m
THC 15-25%Aloha White Widow
The strain that said "aloha" to anxiety and "aloha" to your
THC 18-24%Aloha White Widow
The strain that traded Euro-trash ski-lodge pine for hammock
THC 18-24%Aloha White Widow
Imagine White Widow took a sabbatical in Maui, learned to hu
THC 18-24%Alohi Royale
Alohi Royale is the strain equivalent of getting lei'd on th
THC 18%Along Runtz
Along Runtz is what happens when boutique breeders decide yo
THC 20-28%Along Runtz
Imagine OG Runtz got a software update and forgot to tell yo
THC 19%Alpaca Spit
Alpaca Spit is the strain for growers who want top-shelf flo
THC 18-24%Alpaca Spit
Named after the most disrespectful thing a camelid can do to
THC 18%Alpen Gleaux
Alpen Gleaux is the cannabis equivalent of a Banksy painting
THC 15-25%Alpen Gleaux
Meet Alpen Gleaux—an auto-flowering indica so polite it flow
THC 5-10%Alpenglow
Alpenglow is Dynasty Seeds’ love letter to anyone who thinks
THC 15-25%Alpenglow
Alpenglow is Dynasty Seeds’ eco-love letter to everyone who
THC 18%Alpha
Alpha is the strain equivalent of a coffee shop calling drip
THC 18-28%Alpha Blue
Alpha Blue is the strain your chatty coworker swears makes s
THC 16-22%Alpha Blue
Alpha Blue is what happens when a blueberry muffin and a mot
THC 18-23%Alpha Bud
Like finding a Nokia 3310 that still works, Alpha Bud is a 9
THC 16-24%Alpha Bud
Alpha Bud is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket wit
THC 18-25%Alpha Bud by ApeOrigin
Alpha Bud is what happens when a boutique breeder says "scen
THC 18-24%Alpha Dawg
Alpha Dawg is the strain that answers the question, "What if
THC 18-25%Alpha Dawg
Alpha Dawg is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows
THC 18%Alpha Diesel
Alpha Diesel is what happens when Reservoir Seeds lock two S
THC 20-24%Alpha Diesel
Alpha Diesel is what happens when your morning coffee starts
THC 18-24%Alpha King
Alpha King is what happens when Copenhagen's anarchist garde
THC 15-22%Alpha King
Alpha King is what happens when Danish breeders decide sativ
THC 18%Alpha OG
Alpha OG is what happens when breeders decide OG Kush isn't
THC 26%Alpha OG
Meet the strain that made OG Kush call it “Dad.” At 25% THC,
THC 25%Alpha Runtz
Alpha Runtz is the strain equivalent of a sugar-rushed toddl
THC 20%Alpha Skunk
Alpha Skunk is essentially Skunk #1 after it went to therapy
THC 20%Alpha Skunk
Alpha Skunk is what happens when breeders ask 'what if Red B
THC 18%Alpha Wave
Alpha Wave is the Swiss Army knife of weed—engineered by Bin
THC 18-24%Alpha Wave
Alpha Wave is the strain equivalent of a TED Talk hosted by
THC 15-20%Alphakronik
Alphakronik Genes’ flagship narcissistically named after its
THC 15-25%Alphakronik
Alphakronik is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket t
THC 20-30%Alpine
Alpine is what happens when a pine-scented candle gets ambit
THC 25-26%Alpine Cookies
Imagine if a snow-covered Girl Scout got lost in a bakery an
THC 15-25%Alpine Cookies
Moxie 710’s Alpine Cookies is what happens when a Colorado s
THC 18-24%Alpine Gas Auto
Meet Alpine Gas Auto: the strain for growers who forget to w
THC 18%