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All Strains — Page 49

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Alpine Guava

Imagine guava LaCroix got lost in a pine forest and came bac

THC 15-25%
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🌞 Pure Sativa

Alpine Guava

Alpine Guava is the strain equivalent of drinking a piña col

THC 18%
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🏔️ Mountain-Built Sativa

Alpine Haze

Alpine Haze is what happens when a Haze plant signs up for O

THC 15-25%
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🏔️ Couch-Locking Indica

Alpine Kush

Alpine Kush is what happens when a pine tree and a bottle of

THC 18%
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🔵 Classic Couch-Lock Indica

Alpine Kush

Greenpoint Seeds basically Frankensteined a mountain goat wi

THC 18%
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⛰️ OG-Adjacent Couch Magnet

Alpine OG

Meet Alpine OG, the strain that turns your living room into

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Mountain-Made Indica

Alpine Rocket

Alpine Rocket is the strain equivalent of a Swiss Army knife

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Alpine Rocket

Meet Alpine Rocket—the strain that turns your living room in

THC 20%
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🏔️ OG Mountain Couch-Lock

Alpine Star

Imagine Tahoe OG and Sensi Star had a baby on a ski lift—Alp

THC 20-22%
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🍓 Balanced Hybrid

Alpine Strawberry

Alpine Strawberry is the strain for people who want their we

THC 18-26%
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🍓 Balanced Hybrid

Alpine Strawberry

Alpine Strawberry is what happens when a Swiss fruit stand c

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa Thunderstorm

Alpine Thunder

Alpine Thunder is what happens when a breeder named Kuntry G

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Purebred Sativa

Alpine Thunder

Meet Alpine Thunder, the strain that’s basically Red Bull in

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Mountain Indica

Alpujarrena

Alpujarrena is basically the cannabis equivalent of a reliab

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Alpujarrena

Meet the strain named after a Spanish mountain range—because

THC 20-23%
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🔮 Indica (with a passport from Hybridville)

Alt Sunset

Alt Sunset is the strain equivalent of a beach Instagram fil

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Mostly Indica (Mostly Lazy)

Alt White

Alt White is what happens when a snob-level breeder decides

THC 15%
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⚪ Pure Indica

Alt White

Alt White is what happens when breeders get bored and decide

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Alta

Alta is the yoga instructor of weed—flexible, balanced, and

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Alta

Meet Alta—the strain that brings a knife to a gunfight and s

THC 7-11%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Altar Bread

Altar Bread is what happens when a Colorado breeder decides

THC 20%
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🥖 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Altar Bread

Altar Bread is what happens when a stoner baker and a mad sc

THC 18%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Alter Tobi Automatic

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner: Alter To

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Alter Tobi Automatic

Meet the strain that finishes flowering before your pizza ar

THC 18%
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🔮 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Altered Beast

Altered Beast is Mephisto Genetics' way of saying "photoperi

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Mystery Fruit Hybrid

Altered Fruit

Imagine your childhood fruit snacks got a PhD in chemistry a

THC 15-25%
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🍓 Balanced Hybrid

Altered Fruit

Imagine Willy Wonka got baked and cross-bred a fruit bowl wi

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Altoidz

Altoidz sounds like breath mints but hits like a freight tra

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Altoidz by Altvm

Imagine if the Altoids guy got paranoid and bred weed instea

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Boutique Balanced Hybrid

Aluminum Flamingo

Imagine a yard flamingo that got dipped in chrome and taught

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Aluminum Flamingo

Aluminum Flamingo is the only bud that looks like it came fr

THC 15-23%
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⚖️ Top-Shelf Hybrid

Alvin Kamara

Meet Alvin Kamara—the strain, not the Saints running back—en

THC 20-27%
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🏈 Balanced Hybrid

Alvin Kamara

Named after the NFL’s most elusive RB, this hybrid jukes you

THC 20-27%
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⚡ Purebred Sativa

Am Hazing

Am Hazing is what happens when breeders decide coffee is too

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Full Sativa

Am Hazing By Mads

Meet the espresso shot of weed: Am Hazing by Mads is a 70-90

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Amadeus

The only strain named after a powdered-wig composer that sti

THC 20%
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🎼 Pure Sativa Virtuoso

Amadeus

Amadeus is the strain that’ll have you composing symphonies

THC 20-24%
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🔥 Old-School Sativa That Forgot to Chill

Amajikoym

Amajikoym is what happens when Dutch breeders trap a tropica

THC 15-25%
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🟡 Straight Sativa

Amajikoym

Meet Amajikoym—the strain that makes your to-do list run awa

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Amalfi Coast

Amalfi Coast is what happens when a lemon orchard has a torr

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Amalfi Coast

Amalfi Coast is Bloom Seed Co's attempt to bottle a Mediterr

THC 15-25%
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🍋 Sativa

Amalfitana

Amalfitana is Umami Seed Co's love letter to the Amalfi Coas

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Amalfitana

Amalfitana is what happens when Italian breeders decide Red

THC 20%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Amarant Automatic

Amarant Automatic is basically the cannabis equivalent of a

THC 22%
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⚫ Low-Rider Couch Lock

Amarant Automatic

Amarant Automatic is basically the cannabis equivalent of a

THC 12%
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🧑‍🚀 Pocket-Sized Hybrid

Amarant Dwarf

Amarant Dwarf is the cannabis equivalent of a studio apartme

THC 12-18%
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🔬 Pocket-Sized Frankenstein

Amarant Dwarf

Amarant Dwarf is what happens when mad scientists decide wee

THC 18%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid (AKA Couch-Lock With Benefits)

Amarant Moby

Meet the strain that flowers faster than your Tinder date gh

THC 15-25%

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