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🪐 Hybrid (Indica/Sativa Split)

Alien Zoap

Alien Zoap is Nasha Genetics’ attempt to turn your lungs int

THC 20-27%
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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Zoap

Alien Zoap is what happens when Nasha Genetics lets the inte

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Space-Lemon Couch Magnet

Alienade

Alienade is what happens when extraterrestrials discover Cou

THC 22-30%
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👽 Hybrid (Space-Approved)

Alienblood

Alienblood is what happens when a boutique breeder decides A

THC 18-25%
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👽 50/50 Hybrid from Outer Space

Alienblood

The strain that proves extraterrestrials definitely blaze. A

THC 18-23%
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🛸 Balanced Hybrid

Alienfruit

Alienfruit is what happens when a UFO crash-lands in a tropi

THC 20-23%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Alienfruit

Alienfruit is the strain equivalent of a mullet: business in

THC 18%
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🟣 Mostly-Indica Hybrid

Alieno Formaggio

Alieno Formaggio is what happens when E.T. discovers aged Go

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Parmesan

Alieno Formaggio

Alieno Formaggio is what happens when an Italian deli counte

THC 15-20%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Alienoyes Kush

Alienoyes Kush is what happens when a boutique breeder locks

THC 24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Alienoyes Kush

Alienoyes Kush is what happens when breeders get bored and d

THC 20%
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🛸 Balanced Hybrid

Alienration

Alienration is the strain equivalent of Area 51—everyone’s h

THC 18-26%
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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Alienration

Alienration is what happens when Sunleaf Seed Co lets their

THC 15-20%
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👽 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Aliens Jackd Up

Sin City Seeds took classic Jack Herer’s brain-melt and gave

THC 15-25%
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🚀 Sativa From Outer Space

Aliens Jackd Up

Sin City Seeds basically duct-taped a Red Bull to a telescop

THC 22%
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🔵 CBD-Heavy Indica

Aliens On Moonshine

Think of it as the designated driver of the indica universe—

THC 6-10%
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👽 Couch-Lock Light

Aliens On Moonshine

At a whopping 5% THC, Aliens On Moonshine is the strain for

THC 5%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Dragon

Aliento de Dragón

Meet Aliento de Dragón, the boutique indica that turns your

THC 18-22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Dragon

Aliento de Dragón

This indica doesn’t whisper “relax,” it screams it in dragon

THC 22-26%
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🤖 Balanced Hybrid

Alienz

Alienz is what happens when Dutch breeding nerds binge-watch

THC 18-26%
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🛸 55/45 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Alienz

Alienz is Green House Seeds’ attempt to convince you extrate

THC 18%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Alienz Auto

Alienz Auto is Green House Seeds’ attempt at making a plant

THC 28%
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👽 Hybrid Autoflower

Alienz Auto

Alienz Auto is what happens when breeders mix ruderalis, ind

THC 16-22%
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⚖️ Boutique Balanced Hybrid

Alion

Alion is the cannabis equivalent of that indie band your hip

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Alion

Alion is what happens when Pacific Northwest breeders spend

THC 18-22%
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🧪 Franken-Hybrid

Alkemy

Alkemy is Skunk Devil Genetics’ attempt at turning your brai

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Indica

Alkemy

Alkemy is what happens when mad scientists trade lab coats f

THC 20-23%
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🟣 Indica in a Haze Costume

Alki Haze

Alki Haze is the strain equivalent of putting a Ferrari badg

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Alki Haze

Alki Haze is the strain you smoke when you want to cancel pl

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Mystery Hybrid

All About My Mom

GibbsKutz Genetics named this strain after their mom but won

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

All About My Mom

The strain that finally lets you tell mom "it's about you" w

THC 18%
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👽 Hybrid Roswell

All Aliens

Imagine if OG Kush and a tray of lemon bars got abducted, pr

THC 20-25%
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🔵 Secret-Recipe Hybrid

All Blue

Avalanche Genetics made a blueberry snow cone and turned it

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

All Blue

If Willy Wonka bred weed instead of chocolate, All Blue woul

THC 20%
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🔵 Certified Couch Magnet

All Blues

All Blues is the strain equivalent of putting on fuzzy socks

THC 20-23%
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🔵 Certified Couch-Lock

All Blues

All Blues is what happens when breeders ask “How do we make

THC 20%
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🔵 Sativa

All Day I Dream About Blues

Beyond Hype’s ADIDAB is the strain for people who want to fe

THC 20-24%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Blueberry

All Day I Dream About Blues

The strain that made "productive stoner" an oxymoron. All Da

THC 20%
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⛽ Indica-Dominant

All Gas

All Gas is the strain that smells like someone huffed a gas

THC 18-26%
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⚫️ 70/30 Couch-Lock Express

All Gas

All Gas is basically what happens when OG Kush and a gas sta

THC 19%
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⚡️ Diesel-Fueled Hybrid

All Gas No Brakez

Named like a SoundCloud rapper who just discovered nitrous,

THC 20-28%
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⚡ Hybrid With a Lead Foot

All Gas No Brakez

Named by someone who clearly failed Driver’s Ed, this hybrid

THC 20-25%
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⛽ Indica-Leaning Hybrid

All Gas OG

Imagine if an OG Kush and a gas station had a baby that grew

THC 15-25%
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⛽ Pure Indica

All Gas OG

All Gas OG is the strain equivalent of siphoning premium fro

THC 20-28%
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🔵 Fast-Forward Indica

All Gas OG Auto

Humboldt Seed Company basically taught a lazy indica how to

THC 20%
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⚗️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

All Gas OG Auto

The lovechild of Humboldt Venom OG and Humboldt OG, this aut

THC 18%
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⚡ Balanced Hybrid with Premium Unleaded Terps

All Gassed Up

Named like a tow-truck company but hits like a freight train

THC 18%
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🟢 Caffeine-Free Espresso

All Nighter

All Nighter is the cannabis equivalent of a Red Bull with a

THC 15-25%

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