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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Matter

Alien Matter is what happens when mad scientists at Jaws Gea

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Alien Matter by Jaws Gear

Alien Matter is the strain equivalent of a Roswell conspirac

THC 15-25%

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🖖 Intergalactic Kush-Mint Hybrid

Alien Mint

Alien Mint is the strain that happens when E.T. hotboxes his

THC 29%

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🛸 Hybrid (but mostly here to abduct your productivity)

Alien Mints

AlienLabs’ Alien Mints is the strain equivalent of that one

THC 30%

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🪐 Minty Meteor Hybrid

Alien Mints

Alien Mints is what happens when an extraterrestrial gets ho

THC 15-25%

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🛸 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Mints

Like brushing your teeth with a meteor, Alien Mints delivers

THC 15-25%

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🛸 Hybrid (Cookie-Fuel Edition)

Alien Mints

Alien Mints is what happens when a Girl Scout cookie booth c

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Mint Monster

Alien Mints by Strane

Alien Mints is the strain you reach for when you want to fee

THC 22-30%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Commando

Alien Mints Strane

Alien Mints sounds like a failed Girl Scout cookie flavor, b

THC 20%

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🟣 Cosmic Couchlock

Alien Mints Vivid

Imagine Thin Mints got abducted by a diesel-spewing mothersh

THC 22-28%

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👽 Indica

Alien Mintz

Alien Mintz is what happens when E.T. discovers Girl Scout C

THC 20%

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🟣 Deep-Space Indica

Alien Moon Pie

Imagine E.T. baked you a chocolate-mallow pie, then hot-boxe

THC 15-25%

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👾 Couch-Lock Cosmic Cookie

Alien Moon Pie

In House Genetics basically hot-boxed a Little Debbie truck

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Indica

Alien Moonrocks

Looks like it crash-landed in a sugar bowl, smells like you

THC 18-22%

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👽 Pure Indica

Alien Moonrocks

This frosty nug from Original Sensible Seeds looks like E.T.

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Pure Indica

Alien Munchies

Alien Munchies is the strain that proves extraterrestrials h

THC 18%

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👽💤 Couch-Lock Indica

Alien Munchies by GibbsKutz

GibbsKutz’s Alien Munchies is the strain equivalent of that

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Boutique Unicorn Hybrid

Alien Mustang

Alien Mustang is Jaws Gear’s limited-drop flex that makes cr

THC 15-25%

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👽 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Alien Napalm

Alien Napalm is what happens when Area 51 gets frisky with a

THC 18-26%

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💣 Couch-Lock Commander

Alien Napalm

Alien Napalm is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Indica

Alien Nightmare

Sin City Seeds’ Alien Nightmare is the strain equivalent of

THC 20%

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👽 Couch-Locking Indica

Alien Nightmare

Alien Nightmare is the strain that promises an intergalactic

THC 18-24%

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👽 Couch-Lock Commander

Alien OG

This NorCal-bred Tahoe OG × Alien Kush lovechild is basicall

THC 20-26%

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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Alien OG

Alien OG is what happens when Tahoe OG and Alien Kush have a

THC 20-28%

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👽 Couch-Locking Indica

Alien OG

This Cali Connection classic crosses Tahoe OG with Alien Kus

THC 18-22%

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👽 Couch-Locking Indica

Alien OG

Alien OG is what happens when California OG Kush gets abduct

THC 20-26%

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👽 Couch-Locking Indica

Alien OG

This NorCal heavyweight crash-landed from Planet Dank and ha

THC 20-28%

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👽 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Alien OG

Alien OG is what happens when OG Kush gets probed by extrate

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Alien OG Auto

Beamed down from Planet OG in under 12 weeks, Alien OG Auto

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Auto-Flowering Couch-Lock

Alien OG Auto

Meet the strain that grew itself while you were still Googli

THC 18-22%

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👽 Couch-Lock Express

Alien OG Automatic

An autoflower that hits harder than the mothership’s tractor

THC 28%

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👽 Indica Auto-Flower

Alien OG Automatic

The strain that proves aliens exist and they're really into

THC 18%

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👽 Hybrid

Alien OG by Fatbush Seeds

The strain that made the Roswell crash jealous—Alien OG beam

THC 15-25%

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👽 Indica-Dominant Spaceship

Alien OG by Purple Caper Seeds

Meet Alien OG, the strain that promises first contact with y

THC 26-28%

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👽 Chill Indica

Alien OG CBD

ET called—he wants his anxiety back. Alien OG CBD is the ext

THC 8-12%

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👽 Indica-Dominant OG

Alien OG Kush

This NorCal love-child of Tahoe OG and Alien Kush is basical

THC 20-26%

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👽 Couch-Lock Commander

Alien OG Kush

This Aficionado Seed Bank creation is basically a photon tor

THC 25-28%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Alien OG Sour

Imagine ET hot-boxed a diesel truck filled with floor cleane

THC 20-26%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Alien OG Sour

This Loud Seeds monster is what happens when OG Kush and E.T

THC 22-28%

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👽 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Alien OG x Alien Bubba

The love-child of two extraterrestrial OGs, this 28% THC hea

THC 28%

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👽 Couch-Lock Commander

Alien OG x Alien Bubba

This 25% THC indica is what happens when two extraterrestria

THC 25%

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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Opera

Alien Opera is Great North Seed Company’s tight-lipped love-

THC 20-22%

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🎭 Balanced Hybrid

Alien Opera

Alien Opera is Great North Seed Company's attempt to make ca

THC 18-22%

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👽🔸 Sativa From Outer Space

Alien Orange Congolese

Imagine a Red Bull can mated with a Christmas tree and sprin

THC 18-26%

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🛸 Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Alien Orange Congolese

This isn’t your grandma’s orange juice. Alien Orange Congole

THC 22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Alien Orange Cookies

Imagine E.T. hot-boxing the mothership with Tang powder and

THC 18-22%

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🛸 Hybrid

Alien Orange Cookies

This strain is what happens when extraterrestrials discover

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Mostly-Indica Space Candy

Alien Orange Gum

Imagine E.T. raided your Halloween stash and left nothing bu

THC 18-26%