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Fast Vast
Fast Vast is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito:
THC 15%Fastberry
FastBerry is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner f
THC 15-20%Fat Axl
Fat Axl is the strain that shows up late, eats all your snac
THC 18%Fat Banana
Imagine smoking a banana split that punches you in the face
THC 22%Fat Banana
Fat Banana is Royal Queen Seeds’ love letter to anyone who’s
THC 22%Fat Banana Automatic
Royal Queen Seeds basically weaponized potassium. This 22% T
THC 22%Fat Bastard
Imagine if a marshmallow became sentient and decided to benc
THC 15-25%Fat Bastard
This isn’t your polite dinner guest—Fat Bastard barges in at
THC 18-24%Fat Bastard
Meet Fat Bastard: the strain that looks like it ate all the
THC 21-28%Fat Bastard Auto
Meet the strain that skips leg day but still crushes your wi
THC 18%Fat Billy
Fat Billy is the strain equivalent of that one friend who sh
THC 18%Fat Billy
Fat Billy is the cannabis equivalent of a Craigslist roommat
THC 15-25%Fat Blueberry
Imagine if your grandma’s blueberry cobbler got blackout dru
THC 20%Fat Blueberry Auto
Imagine if a blueberry Pop-Tart and a weighted blanket had a
THC 18-22%Fat Boy
Meet Fat Boy—the strain that asks, "Why stand when you can s
THC 18-24%Fat Budda
Meet Fat Budda—the strain that makes gravity feel like a sug
THC 18-22%Fat Caddy
Fat Caddy is the country-club strain for people who think kh
THC 15-25%Fat Cat Cake
Fat Cat Cake is the strain equivalent of eating an entire sh
THC 15-25%Fat Cookie
Fat Cookie is the strain equivalent of eating a whole sleeve
THC 18%Fat Dog
Meet Fat Dog—the strain that proves you can be chunky and st
THC 5-10%Fat Freddy Cat
Fat Freddy Cat is the strain that proves you can teach an ol
THC 18%Fat Freddy's by El Clandestino
Fat Freddy's is the strain that convinced your introvert fri
THC 24%Fat Geisha
Fat Geisha is the strain that treats your brain like an over
THC 18%Fat Kid's Dream 2
Named after the late-night craving that spawned it, Fat Kid'
THC 18%Fat Kids Cake
A sativa disguised as a cake, Fat Kids Cake is what happens
THC 20%Fat Lemon by James Bong Genetics
Imagine if Lemon Pledge got a PhD in astrophysics and decide
THC 20-27%Fat Lip
Fat Lip by Slanted Farms is the strain that shows up to the
THC 18-24%Fat Man
Fat Man is the strain that looked at your plans for the week
THC 14-18%Fat Mintz
Imagine Thin Muts having a baby with a pine tree and that ba
THC 20%Fat Monkey Auto
Anesia’s pocket-sized powerhouse finishes faster than your l
THC 18-22%Fat Pat by OG Labs
Meet Fat Pat—OG Labs’ love letter to doing absolutely nothin
THC 18-25%Fat Pete's Cookies Auto
Meet the strain that proves you can have your cookie and smo
THC 18%Fat Stomper OG
Realpotency's Fat Stomper OG is the strain equivalent of a w
THC 18%Fat Tony
Meet Fat Tony, the strain that’ll have you negotiating snack
THC 15-22%Fat Wilson
Imagine Owen Wilson whispering "wow" while you’re duct-taped
THC 29-31%Fat Wreck
Meet Fat Wreck, the sativa that hits like a Red Bull truck d
THC 18-24%Fat Zamal
Fat Zamal is what happens when Deluxe Seeds asks "What if es
THC 15-25%Fatboy
Meet Fatboy—the strain that bulks up like it’s on a see-food
THC 18-26%Fatbudstard OG
Meet the strain that sounds like it was named during a 3 AM
THC 18-22%Father Time
Like a retirement plan for your endocannabinoid system, Fath
THC 18-25%Fatkid's Cake
Imagine if your favorite stoner buddy baked a cake, then acc
THC 18-24%Fatso
Fatso is the strain that asks, "Why stand when you can horiz
THC 24%Fatso
Fatso is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket that go
THC 22-28%Fatso Auto
Meet Fatso Auto—the strain that finishes flowering faster th
THC 20%Fatso IX
Meet Fatso IX—because apparently "Couch-Induced Paralysis" w
THC 20-25%Fatso S2
Fatso S2 is what happens when James Bong Genetics decides yo
THC 18-23%Fatty Bubba
Meet Fatty Bubba, the strain that gives couch-lock a PhD. On
THC 18%Fatty Cakes
Imagine eating an entire bakery, then taking a nap on it—tha
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