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🔥 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Farmer's Fire

Farmer’s Fire is the strain that asks, "Why stand when you c

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Farmers Blend

Meet Farmers Blend, the strain that screams “I’ll grow anywh

THC 18-24%
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🌅 Pure Sativa

Farmers Daughter

Meet Farmers Daughter—the sativa that turns your lazy Sunday

THC 23%
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🟣 Certified Couch Crop

Farmers Market

This strain is what happens when Northern California hippies

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Regional Couch-Lock Indica

Farmingdale

Long Island’s loudest secret: Farmingdale is what happens wh

THC 15-25%
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🗽 New-York-Speed Sativa

Farmingdale Stars

Farmingdale Stars is the cannabis equivalent of a $14 Long I

THC 23-26%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Farouk's Black Poison

Imagine if a black hole and a weighted blanket had a baby—th

THC 16%
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🍋 Sativa

Fart Blossom

Fart Blossom sounds like something you'd blame on the dog, y

THC 18-24%
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💨 Hybrid That Smells Like a Party

Fartfetti by The Grass Menagerie

Named by someone who clearly lost a bet, Fartfetti is The Gr

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Faso De Los Toros

Faso de los Toros sounds like a rejected tequila brand, but

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Faspak By Thunderfudge

Faspak is the strain that makes existential dread feel cozy.

THC 18%
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⚡ Fast-Flowering Hybrid

Fast Amnesia

Fast Amnesia is what happens when breeders watch too many Vi

THC 18%
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⚡️ Indica-Dominant Speed Demon

Fast Bionic Girl

Real Gorilla Seeds basically built the Tesla of indicas: zer

THC 20%
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⚡ Sativa

Fast Bionic Guerrilla

The strain name sounds like a rejected G.I. Joe villain, but

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Locked Indica

Fast Blast

Fast Blast is what happens when Afropips decides your weeken

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock All-Star

Fast Break

Fast Break is the strain equivalent of hitting the snooze bu

THC 22%
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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

Fast Bud #2 Auto

Fast Bud #2 Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave d

THC 18-28%
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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

Fast Bud Auto

Fast Bud Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burr

THC 20-30%
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⚡ Couch-Lock Express

Fast Bud Auto by US SkunkX

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—Fast Bud Auto

THC 15-20%
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☀️ Sativa Speedrun

Fast Bud Outdoor

Spliff Seeds basically made the cannabis equivalent of a 5-h

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Locked Caramel

Fast Caramel

Fast Caramel is what happens when breeders decide "regular c

THC 18%
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🟣 Speed-Run Indica

Fast Caramelic

Fast Caramelic is what happens when breeders get impatient a

THC 18%
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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

Fast Crazy Bastard

Fast Crazy Bastard is what happens when a breeder slaps a tu

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Fast Diesel

Fast Diesel is what happens when breeders ask, "What if Red

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Frankenhype

Fast Diesel

Fast Diesel is what happens when breeders decide weed isn’t

THC 18-25%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid for the Impatient

Fast Eddy

Fast Eddy is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner:

THC 8-12%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Fast Eddy Automatic

Meet Fast Eddy—the strain that flowers faster than you can s

THC 15%
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⚡ Quick-Cash Autoflower Hybrid

Fast Eddy CBD

Meet Fast Eddy, the European overachiever that finishes quic

THC 20%
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🔴 Pure Indica

Fast Freddy

Fast Freddy is BC's answer to "I want to feel like a human w

THC 20%
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❄️ Ruderalis Speed-Run Hybrid

Fast Freeze

Fast Freeze is what happens when breeders get impatient and

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Fast Girl

Fast Girl lives up to her name—she finishes flowering before

THC 18-25%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Powered Speed Demon Hybrid

Fast Gun

Fast Gun is the cannabis equivalent of a Red Bull-fueled NAS

THC 18-23%
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⚡ Indica Auto-Flower

Fast Haze

Fast Haze is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—q

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa

Fast Jack

Fast Jack is what happens when Jack Herer drinks too much es

THC 16-24%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Fast Mada

Meet the strain that outran its own name—Fast Mada finishes

THC 23%
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⚡ Quick-Draw Indica

Fast Mass Haze

Fast Mass Haze is the cannabis equivalent of a 5-Hour Energy

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couchlock Express

Fast Master

Fast Master is Mega Buds' love letter to anyone whose life m

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Speed-Demon

Fast N Glorious

Mandala Seeds basically bred a Lamborghini with leaves. Fast

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Speedrun

Fast Nevilles

Remember when sativas took forever to grow and your dealer g

THC 20-23%
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⚡️ Speed-Run Indica

Fast Pink

Fast Pink is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—q

THC 20%
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🟣 Pure Indica Express

Fast Poison

Fast Poison sounds like a rejected Batman villain, but it's

THC 18%
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⚡ Hybrid (Speedrun Edition)

Fast Purple

Fast Purple is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrit

THC 16-24%
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⚡ Autoflower Indica

Fast Ryder I

Fast Ryder I is the cannabis equivalent of a speed-run recor

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Fast Ryder II

Fast Ryder II is what happens when Dutch breeders get impati

THC 15-25%
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🦈 Auto-Flowering Sativa

Fast Shark

Fast Shark is the espresso shot of weed—finished flowering b

THC 18%
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⚡ Speed-Run Indica

Fast Skunk

Fast Skunk is what happens when breeders caffeinate a skunk

THC 15%
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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

Fast Soma

Fast Soma is basically cannabis espresso: it grows faster th

THC 18%
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🍊 Citrus-Powered Hybrid Rocket

Fast Tangerine Haze

Imagine if a tangerine made sweet love to a 90's rave and th

THC 22-25%

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