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🚀 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Falcon Heavy

Falcon Heavy is the strain equivalent of a SpaceX launch—sta

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant

Falkor

AlpinStash bred a strain so uplifting it’s basically Adderal

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Fall 97

Fall 97 is what happens when breeders try to bottle the feel

THC 18-24%
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🍂 Sativa

Fall Haze

Fall Haze is what happens when a basic white girl's Pinteres

THC 18%
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🍁 Balanced Hybrid

Fall Medicine

Fall Medicine is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blank

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Fast-Budding Hybrid

Fallen Angel

Fallen Angel is the strain that looked at photoperiod schedu

THC 18%
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🟣 Full-Body Indica

Fallen Angel

Bred by The Devil’s Harvest, Fallen Angel is the strain that

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Fallen Angelz

Fallen Angelz is what happens when weed tries to be bougie b

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Fallen by Mogwai Genetics

Meet Fallen: the strain that turns upright citizens into hor

THC 18%
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🔴 Nuclear Indica

Fallout by Trump Seeds

Fallout is the strain that makes you understand why preppers

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Fallout OG

White Label’s Fallout OG is the nuclear option for when you

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Creeper Couch-Lock Indica

False Teeth

False Teeth is the strain that sneaks up on you like your gr

THC 18%
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🦷 Pure Indica (No dentures required)

False Teeth V2

False Teeth V2 is the strain that lets you chew through anxi

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

False Teeth V3

False Teeth V3 is the strain that makes you want to take you

THC 18%
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⚗️ Chem-Fueled Hybrid

Fam 95 High Grade

Fam 95 is what happens when chem nerds get tired of candy st

THC 30%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Royalty

Famila Funk

Famila Funk is the strain that shows up to Thanksgiving dinn

THC 25-28%
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🤢 Funk-Forward Hybrid

Familia Funk

Familia Funk is what happens when garlic breath and diesel f

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Familiar Fruit

Imagine if your grandma's fruit salad got cross-bred with a

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Family Blues V3

The third time's the charm for Blue Star Seed Co's Family Bl

THC 16%
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🐕 Balanced Hybrid

Family Dog

Family Dog is Mycotek's attempt at breeding the cannabis equ

THC 18-24%
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🟢 70% Sativa (The Family Tree Got Ambitious)

Family Jewels

Meet Family Jewels, Humboldt Seed Co.'s answer to "what if a

THC 18%
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🔵 Pure Indica

Family Jewels by Tiger Trees

Family Jewels is Tiger Trees' love letter to your sofa—an 18

THC 18%
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⚖️ Sitcom-Style Hybrid

Family Matters

Family Matters is Red Scare’s attempt to make a ‘wholesome’

THC 18%
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🟣 Dessert-Indica

Family Matterz

Family Matterz is the strain that shows up to Thanksgiving a

THC 20-25%
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🔥 Sativa-Dominant Mystery Meat

Family Secret

This strain is the cannabis equivalent of that locked drawer

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Heirloom Couch-Lock

Family Treasure

Land and Heir’s Family Treasure is the strain equivalent of

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Family Values

The strain that proves the family that smokes together, doze

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Fancy Couch-Lock

Family Vault Purple

Aficionado’s Family Vault Purple is the strain equivalent of

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Economic-Collapse Indica

Famine

Illuminati Seeds dropped Famine, an 18% THC body-melter that

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Famous Cookies

Meet Famous Cookies—the strain that got kicked out of the Gi

THC 18%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Chimera

Fancy Beast

The strain that spent five years in R&D just to flex on your

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Fancy Cakez

Fancy Cakez is the strain your bougie aunt would grow if she

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Fancy Donrouch

Fancy Donrouch is what happens when breeders spend five year

THC 25%
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⚫ Bougie Indica

Fancy Funk

Meet Fancy Funk—the strain that parties like a dessert hybri

THC 30%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Fancy Vivid Intense

The strain name sounds like a diamond grading report and smo

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Fang by Envy Genetics

Fang is what happens when breeders try to make a strain that

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Fanta Sea

Fanta Sea is what happens when breeders spend 20+ trials try

THC 21%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Fanta-G

Imagine chugging a warm orange Fanta after pulling an all-ni

THC 18%
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🔀 Speed-Run Hybrid

Fantasmo Express

Mephisto Genetics’ answer to "I want it all and I want it ye

THC 18%
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🌴 Sativa Vacation

Fantasy Island

Fantasy Island is what happens when Bodhi Seeds decides your

THC 15-25%
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🏝️ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Fantasy Island

Imagine if a piña colada and your unfinished screenplay had

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Daydream Fuel

Fantasy Land

Fantasy Land is what happens when breeders decide "actually,

THC 16-24%
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🦄 Mystery Hybrid

Fantasy Land

Fantasy Land is the cannabis equivalent of a limited-edition

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Melon-Flavored Couch Magnet

Fantasy Melon

Imagine someone liquified a watermelon Jolly Rancher, added

THC 15-25%
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🚀 Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Far Out

Mandala Seeds basically weaponized a 1970s lava lamp and cal

THC 26%
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🌊 Mysterious Boutique Hybrid

Far Side Of The World

The strain your plug calls "exclusive" because only three pe

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Faraona

Faraona is the strain that makes you feel like Cleopatra on

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Farm Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar got high on its own suppl

THC 18%

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