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🟣 Indica

Eye Candy

Eye Candy is what happens when 707 Seed Bank decides weed sh

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Eye Of The Storm

Eye Of The Storm is the cannabis equivalent of a chill yoga

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Eyeballz

Eyeballz is the strain that stares back—Ripper Seeds’ creepe

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55% Indica / 45% Sativa)

Eyeliner OG

Eyeliner OG is the strain that shows up to the party looking

THC 18-24%
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🔥 Mostly-Sativa Mystery Meat

Eyes Pied Shut

Like a Stanley Kubrick film compressed into a nug, Eyes Pied

THC 15-25%
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🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Eyescream Bananas

Riot Seeds basically weaponized a fruit salad and called it

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Cookie Dough

Ez Baked

Ez Baked is the strain equivalent of eating raw cookie dough

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Divine Hybrid

Ezekiel's Wheel

Gage Green Genetics basically rolled a burning bush into a j

THC 18%
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💣 Hybrid (Lineage? LOL)

F Bomb

F Bomb is the strain equivalent of yelling "FIRE!" in a crow

THC 30%
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🔮 Certified Couch-Lock

F Kush 97

Imagine if a Himalayan mountain and a weighted blanket had a

THC 20-30%
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🟢 Sativa

F-13

F-13 is DJ Short's 'greatest hits' compilation of sativa gen

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

F-Cut LR TK

Meet the strain that makes Netflix ask "Are you still wa

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

F.I.G.

F.I.G. is what happens when mad scientists decide your eveni

THC 18%
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⚡ Mystery Meat Hybrid

F1

F1 is what happens when breeders get tired of phenotype roul

THC 22-28%
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⚫ Lab-Built Indica

F1

Meet F1, the strain that puts the 'science' in 'let's scienc

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

F1 Durb x Strawnana

Imagine if a Durban Poison got drunk at a tiki bar and hooke

THC 20%
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🔶 Hybrid

F1 Durban

Meet the genetic grand-daddy that spawned Girl Scout Cookies

THC 18-28%
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🔥 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

F1 Durban X Sour Diesel

Meet the espresso shot of weed: F1 Durban X Sour Diesel by K

THC 18-26%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

F1 Kush

F1 Kush is Cannarado Genetics' attempt to turn your living r

THC 20%
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🧬 Lab-Made Uniformity Hybrid

F1 Weed

Meet the cannabis equivalent of IKEA furniture—every plant i

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

F13

Meet F13, the strain that’s been quietly flexing in breeder

THC 15-22%
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🧈 Sativa

F13 Cream

Meet F13 Cream—the sativa that tricks your brain into thinki

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Sativa

F13 Throwback by DJ Short

Imagine if your favorite vintage cologne got high and starte

THC 18%
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🔥 Sativa-Dominant Powerhouse

F631

F631 is James Bong Genetics’ love letter to anyone who’s eve

THC 24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Fa Nana

Fa Nana is the cannabis equivalent of a trust-fund kid who a

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Fab Fuel

Fab Fuel is what happens when a mad scientist decides your p

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Faberger

Aficionado French Connection’s Faberger is the strain equiva

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-leaning candy perfume in a jar

Fabuloso

Fabuloso is the strain that raids your cleaning aisle and yo

THC 24-28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Fabulozo

Imagine if Willy Wonka dropped out of pastry school and star

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Fabwood by Greensnowman

Fabwood is the strain that asks, "What if a pine tree and a

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Indica

Facade

Meet Facade—the strain that tricks you with pretty purple bu

THC 18%
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📸 Instagram-Bait Hybrid

Facade

Meet Facade—the strain that spent more time in hair & makeup

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Sativa-Dominant

Face Down B!tch

Face Down B!tch is the strain that asks 'Are you ready to me

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Face Fat

Face Fat is what happens when breeders play god with ruderal

THC 18-25%
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⬛ Pure Indica

Face Fat

Face Fat is the strain that lives up to its name by making y

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Indica-Heavy Hybrid

Face Funk

Face Funk is what happens when a diesel truck and a spice ra

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Face Mask

Face Mask is the strain equivalent of canceling all your pla

THC 18-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Face Melt

Face Melt is the strain that turns your head into a puddle o

THC 25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Face Melt OG

The strain that turns your head into a Salvador Dalí paintin

THC 25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Face Melt OG

This OG offshoot is basically the cannabis equivalent of a w

THC 15-25%
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🤯 Hybrid (a.k.a. ‘Cosmic Ambulance’)

Face Melter Cookies

Bred by Saint Rosin to make your reflection look like a Salv

THC 25%
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⬛ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Face Meltz

Face Meltz is what happens when OG Kush and a chemistry set

THC 20-22%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Face Meltz Michigrown

Face Meltz is what happens when Michigan growers ask, “What

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Face Mint

Imagine Thin Mints got possessed by a diesel truck—that's Fa

THC 27%
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🔮 OG Gas in a Tuxedo

Face Mints

Face Mints is the cannabis equivalent of getting ghosted by

THC 18-24%
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🤝 70/30 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Face of Friendship

The strain that literally wants to be your friend—then promp

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Face Off IX

Face Off IX is what happens when Archive Seed Bank binge-wat

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock OG

Face Off Kush

Imagine John Travolta and Cage swapping faces, but instead o

THC 20-27%

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