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🌲 Pure Sativa

Evergreen by Greenpoint Seeds

Meet the strain that makes you feel like you just French-kis

THC 18%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

Evergreen Empire

Meet the strain that won a Cannabis Cup and your heart—if yo

THC 18%
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🍓 Hybrid That Won’t Shut Up About Itself

Everlasting Strawberry

Imagine if a strawberry Pop-Tart and a gym sock had a baby t

THC 20%
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🟣 Full-Contact Indica

Everlasting Strawberry Breath

J Love’s lovechild is a 28% THC knockout that smells like st

THC 28%
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🌹 Indica

Every Rose

Every Rose is less a single strain and more a moody floral f

THC 25%
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⚫ Pure Indica Chaos

Evil As Fuck

Tiki Madman’s Evil As Fuck is the cannabis equivalent of a h

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Pure Indica Villain

Evil Banana

Evil Banana sounds like a Bond villain because it basically

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Indica

Evil Burga

Evil Burga is what happens when Dankmatter Genetics asks, “W

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Evil Intentions

Evil Intentions is the sativa that turns your brain into a c

THC 22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Evil Knievel OG

Named after the guy who treated gravity like a suggestion, E

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

Evil Monkey

Evil Monkey is that friend who shows up uninvited, eats all

THC 18%
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🟣 Pure Indica Villainy

Evil OG

Evil OG sounds like it should kick puppies and steal lunch m

THC 18%
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🍊 Sativa

Evil Orange

Evil Orange sounds like the villain in a fruit-themed horror

THC 18%
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👑 Sativa Royalty

Evil Queen

This 18% sativa from Madd Farmer Genetics is what happens wh

THC 18%
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🔬 Sativa from Dimension C-137

Evil Rick Sanchez

A sativa so cocky it named itself after the universe's most

THC 18%
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🔺 Pure Sativa Menace

Evil Step Mother

Evil Step Mother is that passive-aggressive sativa that drag

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Full Indica Sheep Show

Ewe 2

Ewe 2 is Humboldt's love letter to couch-lock, delivering th

THC 18-20%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Ewe 2

Ewe 2 is the strain that asks “baaa-d day?” then face-plants

THC 15%
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🔮 Sleepy Forest Nug

Ewok

This indica-dominant strain from Alien Genetics hits like a

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Ewok

Meet Ewok, the strain that turns your living room into Endor

THC 22-26%
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🔴 Indica

Ewok

Named after the galaxy's most huggable murder-bears, this 18

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Ewok by Dawg Star

Named after the most baked residents of Endor, Ewok by Dawg

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Knockout

Ewok Candy

Imagine if Chewbacca got into Willy Wonka’s gummy stash and

THC 18-22%
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🌿 CBD-Dominant Alien

Ewok CBD

Imagine your favorite OG got sent to a spa and came back wea

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Indica That Hits Like a Divorce Settlement

Ex Trophy Wife

Named after everyone's favorite alimony check, Ex Trophy Wif

THC 20-30%
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⚫ Certified Divorce Papers

Ex Wife

Ex Wife is the strain you reach for when you want to feel wa

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Ex's Gift

Ex's Gift is Solfire’s apology note to everyone who’s ever d

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Exaltation

Exaltation is what happens when breeders decide to play God

THC 15-25%
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⚔️ 80/20 Indica Slayer

Excalibur

Named after the sword that made Arthur a household name, Exc

THC 22-25%
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⚔️ Hybrid with Royal Pretensions

Excalibur Haze

This Ferrox Kollektiv flex is what happens when European bre

THC 26%
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🚀 Sativa

Excelsior

Excelsior is what happens when cannabis breeders drink too m

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Specialist

Excite

Meet Excite—the strain that promises excitement and then imm

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica

Executive Dysfunction

The strain for everyone whose to-do list has become a to-don

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfect-Split Hybrid

Exhumed Corpse

Red Scare Seed Company basically Frankensteined this 50/50 h

THC 23%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Exile

Exile is the cannabis equivalent of being voted off the isla

THC 20%
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🚀 Pure Sativa Missile

Exocet Haze

Named after a missile because that’s exactly how your brain

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Sativa (but smells like your fridge)

Exodus

Exodus is the strain that proves your nose can, in fact, bet

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Power-Up

Exodus 99

Named like a rejected sci-fi sequel, Exodus 99 is your legal

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Exodus by The Global Seedbank

Exodus is what happens when British Cheese genetics decide t

THC 18%
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🟣 UK Couch Glue

Exodus Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar got blackout drunk and de

THC 16%
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🧀 Indica-Dominant Funk Bomb

Exodus Cheese

If a wheel of aged cheddar and a skunk had a baby, then rais

THC 21%
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🧀 Hybrid

Exodus Cheese

The strain that convinced British ravers cheese belongs in m

THC 21%
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🧀 Couch-Lock Cheddar

Exodus Cheese

The strain that literally smells like aged dairy and regret.

THC 18-21%
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⚖️ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Exodus Cheese Automatic

Named after the biblical mass departure this strain will ins

THC 18%
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🧀 Hybrid Autoflower with Benefits

Exodus Cheese Automatic CBD

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar took a gap year, discover

THC 15-25%
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🤝 Balanced Hybrid

Exodus Cheese Bx1

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar and a skunk’s armpit had

THC 19%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Exodus Cheese x Durban Panama

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar took a gap year in Durban

THC 20-24%
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🟢 Sativa Trifecta of Doom

Exodus Cheese x Jack Herer x NL5 Haze Mist

Imagine your brain doing parkour while your mouth tastes lik

THC 18%

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