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🟣 OG Couch-Lock Specialist

Face Off OG

Face Off OG is the strain that literally tries to remove you

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Face Off OG Bilbo

Genehtik Seeds' Face Off OG Bilbo is the strain equivalent o

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Face Off OG F3

Face Off OG F3 is what happens when breeders play God and ac

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Face Off OG Kush

Clone Only's Face Off OG Kush is the strain equivalent of be

THC 23%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Face Off OG S1

Clone Quest took OG Kush, told it to square up, and created

THC 22-26%
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🟣 Indica-leaning Hybrid (60/40)

Face Off OG x Somango

Philosopher Seeds basically asked, "What if we made a strain

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Hybrid (Purple People Pleaser)

Face Off Purps

Face Off Purps is what happens when Motherland Genetics asks

THC 25%
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☀️ Sativa

Face Off X 88g13hp

This Bodhi Seeds brainchild is what happens when you let lab

THC 18-20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Specialist

Face Off X Hazy Lady 9

This ThugPug creation is what happens when Face Off OG and H

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica Dominant

Face Off X Purple Punch

Ripper Seeds took two heavyweight parents, slapped them toge

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Face On Fire

Face On Fire is the strain equivalent of that friend who sho

THC 18-20%
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🔥 Pure Indica Napalm

Face On Fire

Think hot sauce for your brain—Face On Fire is the cannabis

THC 22-28%
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🔥 Indica (a.k.a. Facial BBQ)

Face On Fire

Imagine your face is a marshmallow and someone just turned t

THC 15-25%
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⚡ OG Hybrid That Forgot Its Wallet

Face On Fire 9

Face On Fire 9 is the strain equivalent of a Lamborghini wit

THC 5%
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🔥 Hybrid

Face On Fire Bx1

The Vault Seed Bank basically weaponized weed and called it

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Face Palm

Face Palm is the strain equivalent of autoplaying the next e

THC 21%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Face Plant

Face Plant is the strain equivalent of gravity’s snooze butt

THC 20-28%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Face Plant OG

207 Genetics basically bottled the feeling of forgetting why

THC 25-30%
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🤝 50/50 Split Personality

Face To Face

Sweed Lab's Face To Face is the cannabis equivalent of a dev

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (with an asterisk)

Face Ztomper

Face Ztomper is High Five Genetics’ botanical mic-drop—gorge

THC 5%
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🔴 Couch-Lock OG

Face/Off OG BX1

Face/Off OG BX1 is the strain that asks, “What if you could

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commanding Indica

Facekicker

Tall Tree Organics’ Facekicker is the strain equivalent of g

THC 19%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Facemelt

Facemelt is what happens when West Coast breeders ask, "What

THC 19-21%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

Faceoff OG BX2

Faceoff OG BX2 is like finding your dad's vintage leather ja

THC 20%
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🍋 Sativa

Facewreck Haze

Facewreck Haze by Rare Dankness is the espresso shot of weed

THC 18%
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👽 Couch-Locking Indica

Faded Alien

This Cabin Fever creation looks like it was rolled in moon d

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Faded Glory

Meet Faded Glory—SnowHigh's love letter to the "good old day

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Fader Actual

Meet Fader Actual—the strain that treats your to-do list lik

THC 22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Faders Fuel

Imagine a muscle car that runs on premium unleaded and your

THC 20-26%
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⚫ Couch-Lock in Disguise

FAF Weed

FAF is the strain nobody can officially spell out without gi

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Fafnir's Gold

Jörd Genetics whipped up this balanced 50/50 hybrid that loo

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Chaos

Fainting Goat

Named after farm animals that literally collapse when startl

THC 18%
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✨ 55/45 Hybrid That Sparkles Harder Than A Twilight Vampire

Fairy Dust

Joint Custody Seed Co's Fairy Dust is what happens when bree

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Fairy Dust

Fairy Dust is what happens when Skunk Devil Genetics asks, "

THC 20%
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🟣 70% Indica, 30% Existential Dread

Fairy Fart

Fairy Fart sounds like Tinkerbell let one rip at Coachella,

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

FAK Mask

FAK Mask is what happens when Pacific NW Roots asks, "How do

THC 18%
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⚖️ Hybrid

Fak N Mac

FAK n MAC sounds like a rejected McDonald's burger, but hits

THC 30%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant MAC Spawn

Fak N Mac

Meet Fak N Mac, the strain that sounds like a rejected McDon

THC 18-24%
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🦕 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Fake Shake

Fake Shake is the strain you smoke when you want to lie to y

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Falcon

Falcon is the strain that asks "what plans?" before face-pla

THC 20%
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⚫ Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couch Gravity)

Falcon 9

Named after a rocket but designed to keep you perfectly moti

THC 22-28%
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🚀 Indica (with a booster stage)

Falcon 9

Named after a rocket but built for re-entry into your couch,

THC 22-28%
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🚀 OG-Heavy Indica

Falcon 9 OG

Falcon 9 OG is the strain you light when you want your plans

THC 15-25%
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🚀 Balanced Hybrid

Falcon Berry

Falcon Berry is what happens when Exotic Genetix gets bored

THC 24%
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🔮 Boutique Indica

Falcon Berry

Falcon Berry is what happens when Falcon 9 and a fruit salad

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock in Disguise

Falcon Frenzy

Falcon Frenzy is the cannabis equivalent of a hypebeast drop

THC 26%
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⚫ Couch-Locked Indica

Falcon Heavy

Exotic Genetix strapped OG Kush to a SpaceX booster and name

THC 15-20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Falcon Heavy

Falcon Heavy is the strain that treats your brain like Elon

THC 20-26%

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