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Strain Reviews

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Floral Line

Floral Line is the strain equivalent of that one cousin who

THC 18-23%

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🟢 OG-Heavy Hybrid

Florida

Florida is what happens when OG Kush retires to Boca, starts

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica

Florida Cake

Imagine if your grandma's pound cake got possessed by a Flor

THC 20-28%

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🔮 Pure Indica

Florida Cake

Florida Cake is what happens when a 1990s Florida kush deale

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Florida Gaspack

Florida Gaspack is Humboldt Seed Co's love letter to anyone

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Florida Retirement Home Indica

Florida Gold

Florida Gold is what happens when DNA Genetics tries to bott

THC 18%

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🍇 Indica Couch-Magnet

Florida Grapes

Florida Grapes is what happens when Jungle Boys trap a Flori

THC 15-25%

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🍇 Grape-Flavored Hybrid

Florida Grapes

Florida Grapes is what happens when Miami gas-huffing OG Kus

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa

Florida Jack

Imagine Jack Herer got drunk on orange wine coolers in a Gai

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Indica

Florida Lemons

Florida Lemons is what happens when DNA Genetics asks, “What

THC 18%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Florida Man

Like the headlines that inspired it, Florida Man starts off

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica (but with Florida-level unpredictability)

Florida Man

Named after America’s favorite headline generator, Florida M

THC 20-23%

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🟢 Citrus-Fueled Chaos Hybrid

Florida Man

Meet the only Florida Man who won’t end up on the 6 o’clock

THC 20-28%

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🔮 Pure Indica

Florida Mintz

Florida Mintz is what happens when breeders decide the Sunsh

THC 18-24%

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🍊 Florida Man Energy in Plant Form

Florida OG

Florida OG is what happens when you feed an OG strain nothin

THC 18-24%

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🔥 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Lock Simulator)

Florida OG by DNA Genetics

Florida OG is what happens when Sunshine State retirees deci

THC 30-40%

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🍊 Citrus-Loaded Hybrid

Florida OG x6Genetics

Imagine OG Kush did a semester abroad in Daytona Beach and c

THC 20-27%

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🍊 Couch-Locked Citrus

Florida Oranges

Imagine OJ Simpson—if OJ stood for “Orange Juice” and Simpso

THC 18%

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🟣 Regional Indica Phenotype Roulette

Florida Purple

Florida Purple is what happens when Sunshine State growers m

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Swamp-Friendly Hybrid

Florida Purple Kush

Think Walt Disney bred weed instead of theme parks—Florida P

THC 20-24%

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🟣 Pure Indica

Florida Rollex

Florida Rollex is the indica that drags you from stressed to

THC 20%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Florida Skunk Ape

Named after Florida's mythical swamp monster, this KropDuste

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Couch-Locking Indica

Florida Strawberries

Imagine eating strawberry jam straight from the jar while si

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Pure Indica

Florida Sunrise

Florida Sunrise is what happens when Jungle Boys decide Flor

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Florida Triangle Kush Bx

This swamp-born sedative is what happens when Florida Man di

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Florida-Formal Indica

Florida Wedding Flower

The Sunshine State’s version of Wedding Cake, dialed up with

THC 21-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Floriferous Magnificus

Floriferous Magnificus is what happens when mad scientists d

THC 15-20%

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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Florthern Lights Haze

Florthern Lights Haze is what happens when Flo’s tea-party m

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 55/45 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Floruit

Floruit is what happens when breeders spend three years lock

THC 23%

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🟣 Boutique Indica

Floruit

Floruit sounds like a Harry Potter spell, hits like a weight

THC 15-25%

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🌀 Fancy Hybrid

Flosido

Flosido is what happens when a classy floral lady (Flo) has

THC 22%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Cotton Candy

Floss Sugar

Floss Sugar is what happens when a carnival snack booth and

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Flounder Breath

Imagine a fish market had a baby with a Christmas tree—Floun

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Flow

Flow is the cannabis equivalent of a yoga instructor who act

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch-Lock Champion

Flow F2

Flow F2 is what happens when Capricorn Seed Company's nerds

THC 15-25%

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🌸 Hybrid Bouquet

Flower Bed

Imagine stuffing a lavender sachet into a Cookies bag and le

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Flower by CH9 Female Seeds

Meet Flower, the strain that sounds like your grandma's gard

THC 22%

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🏜️ Boutique Speed-Demon Hybrid

Flower of Zion

Meet the strain that outruns mold, your landlord, and most o

THC 23%

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⚙️ Steel-City Hybrid

Flower Pittsburgh

A no-nonsense hybrid that grew up dodging rust, rain, and ra

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica

Flower Power

Barney's Farm bottled Woodstock and forgot to tell you it’s

THC 18%

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🌼 Sativa-ish (Identity Crisis in Progress)

Flower Power

Flower Power is the cannabis equivalent of ordering "the usu

THC 16-24%

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🟢 Sativa (Plot Twist: 80% Indica DNA)

Flowerbomb Kush

Flowerbomb Kush sounds like a spa candle but smokes like a c

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Boutique Indica with Identity Issues

Flowers Of Zion

Flowers Of Zion is the cannabis equivalent of that friend wh

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Boutique Balanced Hybrid

Flozilla

Flozilla is what happens when old-school floral incense vibe

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Lab-Grade Indica

Flubber

Flubber is what happens when La Plata Labs traps a 22% THC w

THC 22%

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🟣 Terminal Indica

Flubonic Plague

The Oregon Leaf Cultivation weaponized relaxation and named

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Indica

Fluff Fumez

Fluff Fumez is the strain that proves Bloom Seed Co. finally

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Candy-Gas Hybrid

Fluff Fumez

Fluff Fumez is the love child of a county-fair sugar rush an

THC 21-27%