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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Foo OG Kush by Dirty Water Organics

Foo OG Kush is Dirty Water Organics' love letter to everyone

THC 25-30%

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🟣 Straight-Up Indica

Fools Gold

Fools Gold is the strain that tricks you into thinking you'r

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Fooman Chu

Fooman Chu is what happens when breeders play genetic Jenga

THC 22%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Foot Cheeze Auto

Imagine a cheese plate that lost a fight with a foot fungus—

THC 12-20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Foot Loose

Foot Loose by Lost River Seeds: the 16% THC hybrid that prom

THC 16%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

For Fuck's Sake

A strain so appropriately named you'll mutter "for fuck's sa

THC 18%

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🍏 Sativa

Forbidden Applez by Black Tuna

Remember that time you ate an entire bag of Sour Apple Jolly

THC 22%

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🍌 Pure Indica Couch-Lock

Forbidden Banana

Forbidden Banana is what happens when Willy Wonka breeds wee

THC 20%

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🟣 Autoflower Hybrid

Forbidden Berry Auto

The lazy grower's dream: a purple berry bush that flowers fa

THC 15%

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🔵 Sativa

Forbidden Blueprint El Krem

Purple City Genetics spent half a decade engineering this 18

THC 18%

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🌞 Sativa

Forbidden Booty

The strain that made your conservative aunt clutch her pearl

THC 15-25%

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🎂 Potent Hybrid

Forbidden Cake

Forbidden Cake is what happens when breeders decide regular

THC 24-27%

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🔥 Sativa-Dominant

Forbidden Cake

Grand Cru Genetics basically baked a birthday cake, injected

THC 24%

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🍒 Cherry-Bomb Hybrid

Forbidden Cherries

Imagine if your grandma's cherry cobbler took a gap year in

THC 21-23%

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🍒 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Forbidden Cherry Auto

The only cherry you’re allowed to binge at 2 a.m. without gu

THC 15-25%

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🍭 Dessert-Class Hybrid

Forbidden Confectionery

Forbidden Confectionery is the strain Willy Wonka would grow

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Forbidden Cookies

Forbidden Cookies is the strain Middle Finger Genetics creat

THC 21%

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🔴 Indica (The Couch-Crashing Kind)

Forbidden Cookies

Imagine sneaking into grandma’s kitchen at 3 a.m., but grand

THC 20-24%

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🔮 Pure Indica

Forbidden Cookies Kush

The strain that makes you cancel plans you didn’t even have.

THC 24-27%

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⚖️ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Forbidden Cookies Kush Auto

The Portuguese lovechild of Cookies and Kush that flowers fa

THC 18%

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🔴 Indica (Plot Twist Edition)

Forbidden Crepes

Old J Seeds created an indica that THINKS it's a sativa—like

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. Switzerland in Nug Form)

Forbidden Dream

Meet Forbidden Dream—the strain that sounds like a rejected

THC 20-25%

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🟢 Sativa Rocket Fuel

Forbidden Flazh

Meet Forbidden Flazh—the strain that convinced a barista to

THC 25%

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🟣 Indica

Forbidden Flower

This is what happens when Cherry Pie and Tangie sneak off be

THC 21-23%

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🍇 Balanced Hybrid

Forbidden Fruit

CSI Humboldt’s Forbidden Fruit is the weed equivalent of sne

THC 21%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Light

Forbidden Fruit

Meet the strain that got grounded for being too sweet. At 6%

THC 6%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split-Personality Hybrid

Forbidden Fruit

Meet the strain that sounds like a biblical sin but smokes l

THC 21-23%

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🟣 Indica

Forbidden Fruit

The lovechild of Cherry Pie and Tangie that decided to skip

THC 21-27%

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🍑 Hybrid (The “I swear I’m balanced” kind)

Forbidden Fruit Bx2

Think Eve got a bad rep? Try this 25% THC temptress from The

THC 25%

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🍇 Forbidden Hybrid

Forbidden Fruit by ApeOrigin

The strain that got Adam and Eve evicted—minus the talking s

THC 21-23%

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🍇 Indica (That Lies About Its Sativa Roots)

Forbidden Fruit by Earthly Pleasures

Named after the one thing God specifically asked Adam not to

THC 21-27%

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🍰 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'I thought I could handle it')

Forbidden Fruit Cake

Advanced Seeds baked a dessert that punches you in the brain

THC 24-27%

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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Indica

Forbidden Fruit Cake

Imagine eating a tropical fruit tart in a yoga pose you can'

THC 24-27%

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🍰 Hybrid

Forbidden Fruit Cake

Forbidden Fruit Cake is what happens when a pastry chef acci

THC 24-27%

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🍰 Indica Dessert Disaster

Forbidden Fruit Cake

Imagine your favorite fruitcake, except this one actually ge

THC 15-25%

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🌈 CBD-Dominant Hybrid

Forbidden Fruit CBD

Meet Forbidden Fruit CBD, the strain that lets you brag abou

THC 5-10%

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⚡ Speed-Demon Hybrid

Forbidden Fruit Fast Flowering

Think your dealer’s running late? Grow this and you’ll be hi

THC 24-27%

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🫐 Indica Dessert Disaster

Forbidden Fruit Pie

Forbidden Fruit Pie is the strain that asks, 'What if couch-

THC 21%

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🔴 Couch-Lock OG

Forbidden Fruit Punch

Imagine a Black Cherry Punch that got held back a grade and

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Forbidden Fruit x LVRK

Imagine if someone spiked a tropical fruit smoothie with die

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Forbidden Fruit x Spritzer

Imagine if Willy Wonka ran a dispensary and said, "Let’s mak

THC 18-26%

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🍉 Hybrid That Tastes Like a Fruit Salad Had a Baby with Your Brain

Forbidden Fruit x Watermelon Zkittlez

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed instead of chocolate and th

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Forbidden Fruitz

Forbidden Fruitz is what happens when breeders lock ruderali

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Forbidden Fruitzz

Meet Forbidden Fruitzz, the indica that punches harder than

THC 27%

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🤫 Hybrid

Forbidden Gelato

Forbidden Gelato is what happens when breeders decide regula

THC 22%

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🍧 Dessert-Hybrid Chaos

Forbidden Gelato

Imagine Gelato and Forbidden Fruit got drunk at a pastry sho

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Forbidden Glue

Forbidden Glue is Flavour Chasers’ middle finger to producti

THC 25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Forbidden Guava

Nugs 420 basically Frankensteined a piña colada into weed fo

THC 25-30%