🌿 Strain Encyclopedia

51,970 Brutally Honest
Strain Reviews

Every popular strain, described the way your friend would. Not the way a dispensary menu would.

🔍

All Strains — Page 394

🌿
⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Fluff's Travels

Fluff's Travels is what happens when breeders name a strain

THC 18%
🌿
🟣 Indica

Fluffer Nutter

Imagine smoking a peanut-butter-and-marshmallow sandwich you

THC 15-25%
🌿
⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Fluffer Nutter

Fluffer Nutter sounds like something you'd find in a stoner'

THC 18%
🌿
🟢 Sativa

Fluffhead

Named after the Phish epic because you’ll forget the lyrics

THC 15-25%
🌿
🌗 50/50 Hybrid

Fluffhead

Fluffhead is the strain that proves you can be both bougie a

THC 18%
🌿
🤘 Phish-Approved Hybrid

Fluffhead

Named after the Phish epic, Fluffhead is the strain that’ll

THC 6%
🌿
🔵 Indica (but acts like it skipped leg day)

Fluffy

Meet Fluffy, the strain that looks like it forgot to hit the

THC 18%
🌿
🟣 Indica

Flurple

Flurple is what happens when breeders ask "What if a grape s

THC 21-24%
🌿
🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Flurry

Flurry is the strain that asks, “Did I just get body-slammed

THC 18-24%
🌿
🟣 Indica-Dominant Clusterf*ck

Fluster Cluck

Named after the exact sound your brain makes after three hit

THC 18-22%
🌿
🟣 Candy-Coated Couch Magnet

Fluttershy

Imagine if My Little Pony opened a dispensary—this is their

THC 15-25%
🌿
🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Fluxentine

Fluxentine is Cult Classics Seeds’ apology letter to anyone

THC 18%
🌿
⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Fly God OG

Fly God OG is the strain equivalent of showing up to brunch

THC 18-24%
🌿
⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Sticky AF)

Fly Tape

Imagine if duct tape and weed had a baby that grew up to be

THC 18-24%
🌿
🏝️ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Flyin Hawaiian

Flyin Hawaiian is basically a plane ticket to Maui that fits

THC 10-15%
🌿
🌺 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Flyin Hawaiiian

Flyin Hawaiiian is what happens when weed breeders get a tim

THC 18%
🌿
🚗⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Flying Caddy by Prima

Imagine if a Cadillac and a highway had a baby, then hot-box

THC 18-24%
🌿
🛸 Indica-Heavy Hybrid

Flying Car

Flying Car by Bask Triangle Farms is what happens when breed

THC 20-25%
🌿
⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Flying Dragon by Flying Dutchmen

Flying Dragon is what happens when Dutch breeders lock thems

THC 18-24%
🌿
🔨 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Flying Hammer

Flying Hammer is the strain that shows up to a pillow fight

THC 18%
🌿
⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Flying Monkey

Smoke One Genetics basically asked, "What if we made weed th

THC 15-25%
🌿
🟣 Indica-Dominant

Flying Purple People Eater

Named after a one-eyed one-horned flying monster from 1958,

THC 18%
🌿
⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Flying Sauce

Flying Sauce is the love-child of Exclusive Seeds’ mad scien

THC 20%
🌿
👽 Couch-Lock Cruiser

Flying Saucers

Flying Saucers beams you up, then immediately straps you to

THC 18%
🌿
⚡ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Flying Skunk

Flying Skunk is what happens when breeders get bored and dec

THC 19%
🌿
⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Flying Temple

Flying Temple is the strain equivalent of a yoga retreat whe

THC 20%
🌿
🔺 Couch-Lock Geometry

Flying Triangle

Flying Triangle is what happens when a geometry teacher bree

THC 18-25%
🌿
🧲 Sticky-Fingered Hybrid

Flypaper

Flypaper is basically the cannabis version of that fly strip

THC 22-28%
🌿
🍌 Balanced Hybrid

FN Bananas

FN Bananas is what happens when hillbillies get lab equipmen

THC 20-28%
🌿
🔵 Sativa

Fn'Blue

Imagine if a jazz musician and a blueberry had a baby who gr

THC 15-25%
🌿
⚖️ Hybrid

Fo Chouteau

Meet Fo Chouteau, the strain so regionally specific it proba

THC 20%
🌿
⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Fo Shizzle

Fo Shizzle is what happens when breeders watch too much Snoo

THC 18%
🌿
🍋 Balanced Hybrid

Foam

FOAM looks like it rolled in a glitter bomb, smells like a p

THC 18-22%
🌿
🟢 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Foam Finger #1

Imagine a strain that finishes flowering faster than your pi

THC 18%
🌿
🔮 Certified Couch-Lock Indica

Fofana

Fofana is what happens when breeders spend five years trying

THC 18%
🌿
🌫️ Mystery Hybrid

Fog

Meet Fog, the strain that’s genetically vague but spirituall

THC 20-23%
🌿
🌫️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Chimera

Fog Dog

Meet Fog Dog: the strain that couldn't decide what it wanted

THC 18%
🌿
☀️ Sativa

Fog Dog

Named after the fog that blankets Northern California and th

THC 17-24%
🌿
🌲 Sativa

Foggy Pines

Imagine if a Christmas tree got a liberal arts degree and st

THC 19-21%
🌿
⚡ Sativa-Heavy Hybrid

Foi Thong

Foi Thong is what happens when a bunch of obsessive landrace

THC 18%
🌿
⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Foie Gras

Parabellum Genetics named this 18% THC hybrid after force-fe

THC 18%
🌿
🟢 Heritage Thai Sativa

Foitong

Foitong is what happens when Thai farmers refuse to let colo

THC 14-22%
🌿
⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Folklore

Meet Folklore—the strain that smokes like your cool uncle's

THC 18-22%
🌿
🟣 Indica

Fondue

Imagine Willy Wonka and a cheese monger got high together—Fo

THC 15-25%
🌿
☀️ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Fondue

Imagine if Willy Wonka and a French fromager got high togeth

THC 15-25%
🌿
⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Fontaine

Fontaine is Seattle's answer to "what if a yoga instructor a

THC 18%
🌿
🟣 Full-Body Couch Magnet

Foo Dog

Foo Dog is Loompa Farms' attempt to weaponize comfort, deliv

THC 24%
🌿
⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Foo Fighter

Named after both a legendary band and mysterious WWII aircra

THC 20-24%

Tired of Laughing?
Actually Find Good Weed.

WeedVader is the cannabis discovery platform that actually helps you find what you're looking for. No jokes. Well, maybe some jokes.

🚀 Try WeedVader.com