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🥭 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Forbidden Guava

Forbidden Guava is what happens when fruit salad crashes int

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Forbidden Island Ice

Imagine your brain booked a one-way ticket to a tropical gla

THC 25%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy

Forbidden Jelly

Forbidden Jelly is what happens when In House Genetics decid

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Forbidden Kush by Salve My Body Medicinals

Salve My Body’s Forbidden Kush is the love-child of lab coat

THC 25%

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💔 Sativa

Forbidden Love

Forbidden Love is the cannabis equivalent of texting your ex

THC 18%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Forbidden Mac

Forbidden Mac is what happens when Moab Genetix decides your

THC 22%

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⚖️ Hybrid (Indica/Sativa Split)

Forbidden Matter

Forbidden Matter is the strain your dealer calls “exotic” bu

THC 18-20%

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🍈 Balanced 60/40 Hybrid

Forbidden Melon

Forbidden Melon is the strain for people who want to get hig

THC 25%

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🍷 Couch-Lock Cabernet

Forbidden Merlot

Meet Forbidden Merlot, the strain that treats your brain lik

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Forbidden Mints

Forbidden Mints is what happens when a Girl Scout cookie and

THC 18-25%

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🔮 Indica Dessert Cart

Forbidden Mints

Imagine Willy Wonka got locked in a dispensary overnight and

THC 20%

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⚖️ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Forbidden Mochi Auto

Seedstockers basically duct-taped Ruderalis to dessert weed

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid That Forgot to Pick a Side

Forbidden Mochi Fast

The strain that sounds like a banned Japanese ice cream but

THC 22-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Forbidden Moves

Forbidden Moves is what happens when breeders play genetic J

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Forbidden Nectar

Forbidden Nectar is the strain equivalent of that one friend

THC 18-22%

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🍊 Sativa (a.k.a. Daytime Rocket Fuel)

Forbidden Passion

Forbidden Passion is Nugs 420’s way of saying "here, smell t

THC 20%

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⚖️ Hybrid (Tastes Illegal, Hits Legal)

Forbidden Pie

Forbidden Pie is the dessert your mom warned you about—27% T

THC 27%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Bakery

Forbidden Pie

Imagine if a fruit pie and a weighted blanket had a baby, th

THC 21-23%

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🥷 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Forbidden Pleasurez by The Bakery Genetics

Forbidden Pleasurez is the indica that asks, "Why stand when

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Purple Couch-Lock Smoothie

Forbidden Punch

Meet Forbidden Punch—the love child of Purple Punch and Forb

THC 15-25%

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🔮 55/45 Hybrid

Forbidden Purpz

Forbidden Purpz is Chef's Genetix’s love letter to anyone wh

THC 20%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Commanding Indica

Forbidden Razz OG

Zoolander Seeds basically took a raspberry Pop-Tart, dipped

THC 20%

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🍭 Balanced Hybrid

Forbidden Runt Truffles

Imagine Willy Wonka and Snoop Dogg had a baby who grew weed

THC 20%

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⚫ Couch-Locked Indica

Forbidden Runtz

The strain that won Leafly's 2020 Strain of the Year by basi

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Forbidden Runtz

Leafly’s 2020 Strain of the Year is basically dessert that p

THC 25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Forbidden Runtz

Leafly’s 2020 Strain of the Year is basically what happens w

THC 15%

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🍇 Candy-Coated Couch Magnet

Forbidden Runtz

The Instagram model of weed strains—purple, sparkly, and gua

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Forbidden Runtz Auto

The lovechild of Runtz and a speed-running ruderalis, this 2

THC 25%+

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Forbidden Runtz S1

Clone Quest’s Forbidden Runtz S1 is the strain equivalent of

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Custard

Forbidden Scoop

Forbidden Scoop is what happens when a Michelin-star pastry

THC 27%

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⚗️ Designer Hybrid

Forbidden Soda

Imagine if Coca-Cola and a cannabis plant had a secret love

THC 20-26%

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🔮 80-90% Indica

Forbidden Splitter

Forbidden Splitter is the strain equivalent of canceling all

THC 20-26%

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⚖️ Hybrid (a.k.a. 'functional stoner sushi')

Forbidden Sushi

Imagine a California roll that got lost in a candy store and

THC 15-25%

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🍑🔥 Hybrid

Forbidden Tea

The strain that answers the age-old question "what if Earl G

THC 25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Forbidden Terpz

Forbidden Terpz is what happens when breeders ask, 'How do w

THC 18-22%

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🌈 60/40 Balanced Hybrid

Forbidden Zkittlez

Imagine Willy Wonka got blazed at a Phish concert and accide

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Forbidden Zkittlez

The strain that looks like a Lisa Frank folder and hits like

THC 18%

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🟣 Candy-Coated Couch Magnet

Forbidden Zkittlez

Meet the strain that convinced your grandma candy is medicin

THC 20-26%

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🍭 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Forbidden Zkittlez Bx1

Ethos Genetics backcrossed the rainbow and somehow made it h

THC 15-25%

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🍭 Balanced Hybrid (Bx2 = Twice as Backcrossed as Your Ex)

Forbidden Zkittlez Bx2

If Willy Wonka ran a grow op, this would be the golden ticke

THC 18-26%

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🍇 55/45 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Forbidden Zkittlez by Dr. Blaze

Like the lovechild of a candy aisle and a botany lab, Forbid

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Candy

Forbidden Zkittlez x Purple Punch

Purple City Genetics basically took your childhood Skittles

THC 18%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Forbiddentz

Named like a rejected Indiana Jones artifact, Forbiddentz is

THC 22%

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🌲 60/40 Hybrid That Sounds Like a Disney Villain

Forbiddenwood

Meet Forbiddenwood, the strain that sounds like it should co

THC 22%

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🎭 50/50 Hybrid

Forbiddenz

Forbiddenz is what happens when Calibiza Seeds decides to pl

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Forbidos

Forbidos is the indica that shows up uninvited to your party

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Dessert-Indica

Forbidos

Meet Forbidos, the indica that got kicked out of Eden for be

THC 20-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Forbidos X White Giant

Motherland Genetics took two strains with names that sound l

THC 21%