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Strain Reviews

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🔮 Dessert-Driven Indica

Fortune Cookie

Fortune Cookie is the strain that makes you ponder the stock

THC 20%

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🔮 Fortune-Telling Indica

Fortune Cookies

This indica is basically a warm cookie that punches you in t

THC 18-24%

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🥠 Sativa

Fortune Cookies

This sativa is what happens when a Thai stick and a cookie h

THC 18-23%

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🔮 Pure Indica

Fortune Teller

This crystal-ball-level indica from Gage Green Genetics does

THC 18-26%

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🔮 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Forum Cookies x OG Baddaz

Forum Cookies x OG Baddaz is what happens when two couch-loc

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Citrus Indica

Forum Cookies x Orange Sour Dub

If you ever wondered what happens when a classic cookie stra

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Self-Loving Indica Hybrid

Forum Cut Girl Scout Cookies S1

It’s the strain that spent so much time on grow forums it li

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Forum Cut GSC BX

Sin City Seeds took your favorite Girl Scout Cookies and gav

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Tropical Punch Hybrid

Forum Meds by Jaws Gear

Forum Meds is the strain that made internet nerds log off an

THC 28%

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🔵 Balanced Auto Hybrid

Forum Stomper

Forum Stomper is the strain equivalent of that friend who sh

THC 18-23%

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🍇🍪 Cookie-Grape Autoflower Hybrid

Forum Stomper

Forum Stomper is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies and gr

THC 25-26%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split-Personality Hybrid

Forumz

Meet Forumz—the strain that treats life like a group chat: e

THC 20-25%

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🔴 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Forza

Meet Forza, the strain that hits like an espresso shot from

THC 20-26%

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⬛ Couch-Lock Indica

Forza Eleven

Forza Eleven is the boutique indica that sounds like a sport

THC 18-26%

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🔴 Indica

Forza Sans Souci

Bloom Seed Co basically bottled the phrase “don’t worry, be

THC 22%

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⚡ Sativa

Forza Sour

A decade-old ghost story told by basement breeders, Forza So

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Forza Sour × Strawberry Guava

Bloom Seed Co basically duct-taped a sour diesel engine to a

THC 22%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Forza Weed

Forza Weed hits like a Ferrari driven by someone who forgot

THC 15-25%

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🦴 Couch-Lockasaurus Rex

Fossil Rox

Fossil Rox is what happens when Cannarado Genetics raids the

THC 20%

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⚡ Sativa

Foster

Foster is what happens when breeders decide Willy’s Wonder n

THC 35%

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🔥 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Fotia

Fotia sounds like a Greek island, but it's actually Prolific

THC 23%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Foul Breath

Foul Breath is the strain equivalent of that friend who show

THC 15-20%

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⚫ Pure Indica

Foul Carnie Teeth

Beefcake Genetics named this strain after what your mouth fe

THC 20-28%

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⚫ Pure Indica

Foul Mouth

Foul Mouth is the strain that proves Dungeons Vault Genetics

THC 20%

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🟣 Midwest Couch-Lock Champion

Fountain City Funk

Imagine if a Kansas City gas pump and a garlic knot had a ba

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Four And More

Four And More is what happens when breeders can't decide bet

THC 18-24%

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👑 Hybrid Royal Flush

Four Kings

Meet Four Kings—the strain that sounds like a Vegas poker ha

THC 10-20%

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🟢 Sativa

Four Peaks

Four Peaks is what happens when Trichome Bros decide to bott

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch's Witness)

Four Prophets

DNA Genetics finally answered the age-old question: "What if

THC 28%

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🔀 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Buffet

Four Way

Four Way is what happens when breeders can't decide between

THC 18-22%

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⚫ Indica (With Commitment Issues)

Four Way

Meet Four Way, the cannabis equivalent of a Swiss Army knife

THC 18%

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🔮 Classic Couch-Magnet Indica

Four Way

Think of Four Way as the cannabis equivalent of a 2003 Honda

THC 18-23%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Four Way

Four Way is what happens when breeders got high on their own

THC 18-20%

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🌈 Frankenstein's Hybrid

Four Way Specials

Imagine if cannabis strains had a drunken orgy and produced

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Fourora

Fourora is the strain that asks 'why stand when you can hori

THC 18%

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🔶 Balanced Hybrid (55% Indica / 45% Sativa)

FourPlay by Head Seeds

FourPlay is the cannabis equivalent of a Netflix series you

THC 18-24%

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🌈 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Mash-Up

Fourway

Fourway is what happens when breeders get greedy and decide

THC 18-23%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

Fox Candy

Fox Candy is what happens when breeders let a citrus seltzer

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Fox Fuel

Fox Fuel is the cannabis equivalent of a mullet: business in

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica That Forgot How to Chill

Foxtail by The Alchemist's Vault

Foxtail looks like a fox’s tail, smells like a pine tree had

THC 18%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Foxtail Ruderalis

Meet the strain that makes your 90-year-old aunt's weed look

THC 7%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Foxy Lady

Foxy Lady is what happens when Durban Poison goes to grad sc

THC 20-25%

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🦊 Hybrid (45% Indica, 45% Sativa, 10% Ruderalis)

Foxy Purps

Foxy Purps is what happens when Night Owl Seeds lets a fox l

THC 18%

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🔴 Indica (But Acts Like a Hybrid Having an Identity Crisis)

Fozini

Fozini is Perfect Tree's attempt at making an indica that wo

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Fozzie Bear

Named after everyone's favorite felt comedian, Fozzie Bear d

THC 18-22%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

FPOG F3 x Critical Kush

Southdagrowda basically Frankensteined a bowl of sugary cere

THC 22-26%

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🌈 50/50 Hybrid

FPOG x AlienDog

Obsoul33t Genetics basically hot-wired a bowl of Fruity Pebb

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

FPOG x Sunset Sherbert

Tiki Madman basically took a bowl of Fruity Pebbles and a sc

THC 18%