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Strain Reviews

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🔮 Couch-Lock Champion

Fractal

Fractal is the strain that took second place in a cannabis c

THC 18-22%

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💀 Indica (Plot Twist)

Fractal Boxes

Named by someone who definitely failed geometry, Fractal Box

THC 18%

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🌀 Mostly-Indica Hybrid

Fractal OG

Enlightened Genetics took OG Kush to art school and it came

THC 20-27%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Fractalz

Fractalz is what happens when mad scientists trade lab coats

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Fraggle Skunk Auto

Meet the strain that proves auto-flowering doesn’t have to m

THC 16-22%

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🍓 Pure European Speed Weed Sativa

Fraise Sativa

The Red Bull of bud. Fraise Sativa is what happens when Swis

THC 18%

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🍋 Sativa-Dominant

Franco's Lemon Cheese

Green House Seeds basically asked, “What if a wheel of brie

THC 18-22%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Memorial

Franco's Lemon Cheese

Imagine if your kitchen sponge was soaked in lemon cleaner a

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (70% Indica/30% Sativa)

Frank Grimez

Frank Grimez is the strain you bring home when your mom asks

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Frank's Gift S1

Frank's Gift S1 is Oregon's diplomatic answer to the indica

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

Frank's Little Haze

Frank’s Little Haze is Magic Spirit Seed Co’s idea of a joke

THC 18-22%

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⚫ Indica

Franken Cake

Franken Cake is what happens when Wedding Cake gets possesse

THC 22-27%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Pie

Franken Pie

Franken Pie is the strain equivalent of store-bought pie cru

THC 5%

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🔬 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Franken Skunk

Franken Skunk is what happens when 517 Legend Seed Co lets P

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

FrankenBerry

FrankenBerry is what happens when mad scientists ditch the l

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Frankenberry

Frankenberry is the strain that smells like Saturday morning

THC 20%

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🔬 Lab-Made Hybrid

Frankenberry Diesel

Katsu Seeds basically asked, “What if we mashed up a diesel

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Frankenberry Rox

Meet Frankenberry Rox—Cannarado's love letter to anyone who'

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Vintage Couch-Lock OG

Frankenstein

This isn't your TikTok-era Zaza—Frankenstein is the weed equ

THC 15%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Frankenstein

Frankenstein is like that one friend who shows up late, smel

THC 6%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Frankenstein's Daughter

GrouchyOldman’s lab-grown lovechild of every classic hybrid

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa

Frankie's Incense Haze

Frankie’s Incense Haze is what happens when breeders decide

THC 18-23%

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🟣 Mystery Indica

Franklin

Franklin is the cannabis equivalent of a Craigslist ad that

THC 18-28%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Franks Gift

Meet Franks Gift: the strain that somehow convinced Oregon M

THC 18%

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☕ Sativa

Frappuccino

Frappuccino is the strain for anyone who ever wished their l

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Frazer Kush

Meet Frazer Kush—the strain that makes yoga instructors forg

THC 20%

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⚫ Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Freak Chunk Deep Chunk

This isn’t your neighbor’s boutique fluff—Freak Chunk is the

THC 22%

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🟢 Mostly Sativa

Freak Hunter

Freak Hunter is Peak Genetics' way of saying "we got high, s

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Freak In The Sheetz

Freak In The Sheetz sounds like a Tinder bio, but it's actua

THC 18-24%

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🤡 Balanced Hybrid

Freak Of Nature

Freak Of Nature sounds like it should have three heads and a

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Freak Off

Freak Off is Alchemy Genetics' way of saying "good luck gett

THC 18-26%

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⚡ Sativa

Freak Squared by Sagemasta Select

Like espresso wearing a Hawaiian shirt, Freak Squared is Sag

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Freakenstein

Born from boutique breeders who clearly watched too much Fra

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Freakin H8ters

Freakin H8ters carries the emotional baggage of every Reddit

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Freaks Squirt Fast

The love-child of speed breeding and ADHD, this 25% THC rock

THC 25%

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🟢 Sativa

Freakshow

Freakshow is the botanical equivalent of a punk-rock guitar

THC 18%

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🔥 Sativa from a B-Movie Tent

Freakshow

Freakshow is Humboldt Seed Company’s botanical middle finger

THC 18-25%

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🟢 Sativa

Freakshow

The strain that made your mom think you’re just really into

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid That Skipped Therapy

Freaky Bastard

Freaky Bastard is what happens when breeders name weed after

THC 20%

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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Freaky Brothers Kush

Freaky Brothers Kush is the strain equivalent of canceling y

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Daydream

Freaky D

Freaky D is what happens when Sagemasta Select decides your

THC 18-26%

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🌀 50/50 Hybrid

Freaky Dreams

Freaky Dreams is what happens when backwoods breeding meets

THC 18-22%

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⚡ Speed-Demon Hybrid

Freaky Fast BX

Doctor’s Choice basically engineered the cannabis equivalent

THC 15-22%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Freaky Ryder Auto

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—fast, compact,

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 55/45 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Freckled Lemonade

Freckled Lemonade is what happens when a citrus tree gets fr

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa

Freddy's Best

Freddy’s Best is the strain equivalent of your conspiracy-th

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couchlock Express)

Free Leonard

Named like a political prisoner, Free Leonard is a 15% THC i

THC 15%

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🟣 Indica (With Identity Issues)

Free Mac

Free Mac sounds like a too-good-to-be-true Craigslist ad, bu

THC 16-22%