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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

French Creme by Secret Boyz

Imagine if a French pastry chef got paranoid and bred weed i

THC 15-25%

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🔥 Balanced Hybrid

French Fire

Imagine a baguette that got freaky with a firecracker—voilà,

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

French Kisz

Like a Parisian fling that looks classy but ends with you fa

THC 18%

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🧼 Boutique Hybrid

French Laundry

French Laundry is the cannabis equivalent of a $400 white T-

THC 27-30%

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⚪ Bougie Hybrid

French Laundry

This strain is what happens when a Michelin chef ghost-write

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica (aka Couch-Lock à la Mode)

French Macaron

If Paris had a stoner cousin, it’d be French Macaron—an indi

THC 15-20%

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🟣 Dessert-Lovers' Indica

French Macaron

Imagine a Parisian pâtisserie got blackout stoned and decide

THC 27-28%

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🥄 Balanced Hybrid (Soup's On)

French Onion

Named after the soup because you'll be crying tears of joy a

THC 18-22%

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🇫🇷 Balanced Hybrid

French Prairie

Imagine if a French pastry chef and a lumberjack had a beaut

THC 18-22%

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👑 Boutique Hybrid

French Royale

French Royale is what happens when European growers decide t

THC 27%

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🔴 Sativa-Dominant (But the French insist it's an indica)

French Runtz

This frosty French pastry of a strain will have you debating

THC 23-27%

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🇫🇷 Couch-Lock Couture Indica

French Tickler

The only French export that doesn’t surrender after five min

THC 18-22%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Indica

French Toast

The breakfast strain that forgot to tell you it’s actually a

THC 15-25%

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🟤 Hybrid (OG Pastry Edition)

French Toast

French Toast is the strain for people who want their weed to

THC 20-21%

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🔮 Couch-Locked Breakfast

French Toast Crunch

French Toast Crunch is the strain your inner child ordered w

THC 20%

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🍞 50/50 Breakfast Hybrid

French Toast F2

Imagine if IHOP and a botanist had a baby, then raised it on

THC 20%

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🔮 Indica Dessert Bomb

French Toast Ice Cream

The strain that asks, “What if your Sunday brunch could also

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

French Vanilla

French Vanilla is what happens when a Starbucks latte and a

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica

Frencheese

Frencheese is the strain that answers the age-old question:

THC 18%

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🟢 Fancy-Pants Sativa

Frenchie By Graysin Farms

Frenchie is the strain equivalent of a Parisian barista who

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Hybrid (The Switzerland of Weed)

Frenchy's Lass

Grand Cru Genetics’ love letter to Frenchy Cannoli—basically

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Frequency Shift

Despite its sativa-sounding name and heritage, Frequency Shi

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Coma

Fresa Maria By Seedbleed

Seedbleed’s love letter to anyone who thinks “just one hit”

THC 20%

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🍓 Couch-Lock Custard

Fresas Con Crema

Imagine getting smacked in the face by a strawberry Pop-Tart

THC 18-23%

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🍈 Pure Sativa

Fresca Melon

Imagine eating a cantaloupe while riding a roller coaster ma

THC 18%

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🍭 Balanced Hybrid

Fresca Oz

Fresca Oz is what happens when European breeders decide cand

THC 26%

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🌞 Sativa

Fresca Runtz

Fresca Runtz is what happens when Black Sheep Genetics decid

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Fresca Zi

Imagine if Sprite and a double espresso had a baby, then enr

THC 18-24%

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🌬️ Boutique Hybrid

Fresh Air

Fresh Air is the strain equivalent of Febreze for your brain

THC 24%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Fresh Baked Baklava

Fresh Baked Baklava is the strain that proves weed breeders

THC 15-25%

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🍓 Hybrid That Moonlights as Fruit Salad

Fresh Berry

Fresh Berry is what happens when a blueberry muffin, strawbe

THC 26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Fresh Biscotti

Cannarado Genetics baked up this 28% THC monster that smells

THC 28%

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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Fresh Candy

Imagine Willy Wonka breeding weed instead of chocolate and y

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Fresh Cantaloupe

Imagine a cantaloupe that went to college, studied genetics,

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Fresh Diamond

Fresh Diamond is the strain equivalent of a mullet: business

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified

Fresh Frozen

Fresh Frozen is what happens when Tiger Trees decides your e

THC 25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Lite

Fresh Kush CBD

Raro Genetics spent five years breeding a strain that gets y

THC 15-25%

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🍋 Balanced Hybrid

Fresh Lemon

Fresh Lemon is what happens when breeders ask "what if Pine-

THC 15-18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Fresh Mints

Imagine brushing your teeth with THC toothpaste and then get

THC 18-23%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Citrus

Fresh Orange

Imagine if Sunny-D and a weighted blanket had a baby, then t

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Fresh Powder

Meet Fresh Powder: the strain that looks like it rolled in c

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Productivity Killer')

Fresh Pressed Runtz

Imagine if a Runtz candy got a juice cleanse and a 401(k). T

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Fresh Sistart V1

After 10+ years of obsessive breeding and 15 rejected phenot

THC 18-23%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Fresh Sistart V2

Meet the strain that makes "productive evening" an oxymoron.

THC 18-22%

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🍊 Sativa

Fresh Squeeze

Fresh Squeeze is the morning-person friend who shows up with

THC 20-23%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Fresh Squeezed

Imagine someone juiced an entire citrus grove and then got i

THC 18%

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🍹 Balanced Hybrid

Fresh Squeezed

Fresh Squeezed is what happens when Secret Society Seed Co.

THC 18-22%

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🍊 Sativa (with a mop for the drool)

Fresh Squeezed

Imagine Tangie and a mimosa had a baby, then that baby punch

THC 15-25%