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Strain Reviews

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🟣 Indica

Free Mac

Meet Free Mac: the strain that got its name because someone

THC 19-25%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Commander

Free The Duke

Free The Duke by Solfire Gardens is the botanical equivalent

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

FreeBD

FreeBD is what happens when breeders try to please literally

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Freebird

Dominion Seed Company's love letter to '70s rock and modern

THC 18%

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🟣 Pure Indica

Freedom 35

Freedom 35 is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket—

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Freedom 45

Freedom 45 sounds like a retirement plan, but it’s actually

THC 18%

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🟣 Hybrid

Freedom Baby

Meet Freedom Baby, the strain that sounds like a bald eagle

THC 18%

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⚡ Daytime Dessert Hybrid

Freedom Baby

Meet Freedom Baby—the strain that sounds like a bald-eagle l

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Freedom Cheese

Freedom Cheese is what happens when breeders let a wheel of

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

Freedom Express

Freedom Express sounds like a patriotic bullet train, but it

THC 18%

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🔵 Indica (but acts like it skipped leg day)

Freedom Fighter

Freedom Fighter sounds like it should rally the troops, but

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa

Freedom Glow

Freedom Glow is what happens when sativa genetics get a mode

THC 18-22%

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🟢 Sativa

Freedom Haze

Freedom Haze is the strain your Type-A friend swears makes t

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica (But Acts Like It Drank 5 Red Bulls)

Freedom Punch

Meet Freedom Punch: the indica that apparently skipped indic

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Freedom Rolls

The founding fathers didn't fight for this, but here we are.

THC 18-24%

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🌈 Balanced Hybrid (Indica & Sativa Detente)

Freedom Teacher

Freedom Teacher is what happens when SolshineGrowing locks a

THC 22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Freefall by Jinxproof Genetics

Freefall is what happens when a breeder plays genetic Jenga

THC 15-25%

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🌸 Hybrid That Forgot to Pick a Side

Freeky Pink Pantys

Freeky Pink Pantys is the strain Polar Bear Genetics whipped

THC 18-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Freeman Grape

Freeman Grape is Eazy Daze’s love letter to anyone who’s eve

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

FreeWorld

FreeWorld is the corporate overachiever of indicas—bred by B

THC 18%

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🔬 Lab-Coat Hybrid

Freeworld Chem

Freeworld Chem is what happens when overachieving botanists

THC 18%

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🌏 Rare-Breed Hybrid

Freeworld Miracle

The strain so exclusive it makes hypebeasts trade NFTs for a

THC 25%

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🔵 Straight-Up Indica

Freeze

Freeze is what happens when Pacific NW Roots asks, "What if

THC 15-20%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Express (Auto Edition)

Freeze Berry Auto

The cannabis equivalent of a slushie machine that got posses

THC 20%

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🟣 Vintage Indica

Freeze Cheese 89

Freeze Cheese 89 is Big Buddha Seeds' love letter to the 198

THC 15-20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Freezedried Fruitsnacks

Imagine if your childhood fruit snacks got a college educati

THC 18%

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🔵 Pure Indica

Freezeland

Freezeland is the strain that turns your living room into Na

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Northern Couch-Lock Express

Freezeland

Meet the strain that treats frostbite like a spa day. Freeze

THC 16-22%

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🟣 Canadian Couch-Lock Express

Freezeland Bx2 X Manitoba Madness

Smoke A Lot Seeds basically weaponized hibernation. This 70/

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Freezeland IBL

AK Bean Brains basically weaponized comfort. Freezeland IBL

THC 28%

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🔵 Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

Freezeland IBL

Freezeland IBL is basically the cannabis equivalent of getti

THC 22-24%

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🍓 Hashmaker's Secret Hybrid

Freezer Jam

Freezer Jam is what happens when a fruit stand and a hash la

THC 15-25%

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❄️ Mystery Hybrid

Freezerburn

Imagine if a snow cone and a conspiracy theorist had a baby—

THC 10-15%

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🌀 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

FreezeWarp

FreezeWarp is what happens when a lab-coat stoner asks, "Wha

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Freezland IBL S1

Real Gorilla Seeds basically stuffed an entire hibernation s

THC 15-25%

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🚂 Sativa-Dominant Locomotive

Freight Train

Freight Train is the sativa that shows up unannounced at 2 a

THC 22-26%

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🔮 Heavy Indica

Fremont Fog

Fremont Fog is the PNW’s answer to "I want to melt into my c

THC 18-24%

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🥐🌺 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

French Aloha

Imagine a macaron went on vacation to Maui and came back wit

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

French Beignet by Bayou Boys Genetics

Imagine if a New Orleans pastry chef got stoned and cross-br

THC 20%

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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

French Blue

French Blue is what happens when Bayou Boys Genetics spends

THC 18-22%

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🥖 Couch-Locking Carb Loader

French Bread

Imagine a warm baguette that smokes you back. French Bread i

THC 18%

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🇫🇷 Couch-Lock Croissant

French Bubblegum

Imagine Willy Wonka got lost in a Parisian grow room and sai

THC 17%

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🥐 French-Kissed Hybrid

French Cookies

TH Seeds basically stuffed a buttery croissant into a cannab

THC 18-22%

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🥐 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

French Cookies

Imagine a Parisian patisserie got frisky with a California g

THC 15-25%

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🥐 Sativa (That Thinks It's an Indica)

French Cookies 710

Imagine if a French pastry chef got high on his own supply a

THC 18-24%

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🍪 CBD-Dominant Hybrid

French Cookies CBD

Like eating a macaron in a yoga class—fancy, tasty, and zero

THC 8-15%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

French Cookies X Birthday Cake

Imagine your grandma’s cookie jar and a wedding cake got dru

THC 25-28%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

French Cookies x Strawbanana Cream

Imagine your grandma’s fresh-baked cookies got seduced by a

THC 23%