🌿 Strain Encyclopedia

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Giesel Dawg

Giesel Dawg is Riot Seeds’ middle finger to productivity—70%

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Giesel DNL

Giesel DNL is what happens when breeders can't pick favorite

THC 22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Giga Gas

Giga Gas is Square One Genetics' love letter to anyone who’s

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Gigabud

Meet Gigabud, the strain that turns your living room into a

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Gigabud

Meet Gigabud, the strain that sounds like a Pokémon but hits

THC 18-22%
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🔋 85% Indica Couch-Lock Machine

Gigante Verde

Meet Gigante Verde, the strain that turns your living room i

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Infused Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Gigantes

Named by seven vertically-challenged botanists, Gigantes is

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Gigantuan

Aztech Genetics basically grew cannabis on steroids and call

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Auto-Balanced Hybrid

Gigantuan Automatic

Gigantuan Automatic is what happens when Aztech Genetics ask

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid That'll Bench-Press Your Brain

Gigantuan Fast

Gigantuan Fast is what happens when breeders skip leg day an

THC 25%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Infused Autoflower Hybrid

Gigawatt

Meet Gigawatt, the strain that turns your grow tent into a m

THC 18-24%
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🍇 Indica (aka Couch's Grapes)

Giggina Grapes

Meet the strain that sounds like a rejected Mario Kart power

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Giggle Fest by Howe Farms

Howe Farms basically weaponized joy and stuffed it into a nu

THC 22%
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🟢 Sativa

Giggle Gas

Imagine if Red Bull grew on trees and tasted like citrus-sce

THC 20-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Giggler

Giggler is the strain that tells your plans to politely f*ck

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (but she'll still let you think you're the life of the party)

Giggly Wiggly

Meet Giggly Wiggly, the strain that makes your dad jokes act

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Mysterious Sativa

Gigi Gem

Gigi Gem is what happens when anonymous breeders treat canna

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified 100% Indica

Gihon Kush

Gihon Kush is Howe Farms' love letter to doing absolutely no

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Comedian Approved)

Gilbert Gottfried

Imagine the late, great Gilbert Gottfried in plant form—loud

THC 18%
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🟣 Mountain-Grade Indica

Gilgit Valley

Meet the strain that basically backpacked through the Himala

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Gilled Gorilla

Gilled Gorilla is what happens when breeders ask, "What if a

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Gilroy by Envy Genetics

Meet Gilroy—Envy Genetics' lab-coat lovechild that splits th

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Gilz Nilz

Meet Gilz Nilz—the strain that proves Swamp Boys Seeds can n

THC 18%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

Gilz Nilz

Gilz Nilz sounds like a rejected Muppet, but this frosted 20

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Gimlet

Meet Gimlet: the strain that couldn't pick a lane and we're

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gimosa

Meet Gimosa, the strain that asks "why stand when you can me

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

GinCake

GinCake is the strain equivalent of showing up to brunch alr

THC 18%
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⚖️ Mystery Hybrid

Ginger Ale

Ginger Ale is the strain equivalent of that one friend who s

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Ginger Bread

Ginger Bread is what happens when a Christmas cookie and a c

THC 18%
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🟡 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Ginger Bush

Ginger Bush is the only strain named after both a spice rack

THC 15%
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🟠 Balanced Hybrid (with a PhD in Chill)

Ginger Cookies CBD

Imagine your nan’s ginger snaps went to Amsterdam and came b

THC 25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Ginger Dread

Imagine if gingerbread cookies joined a punk band and starte

THC 20%
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🔴 Indica

Ginger Face Off

Imagine if your grandma’s ginger snaps got blackout drunk on

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Ginger Jam

Ginger Jam is what happens when breeders lock themselves in

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Ginger Jew

The only strain that'll have you saying 'oy vey' before you

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Ginger Snapz

Parabellum Genetics basically weaponized holiday nostalgia w

THC 22%
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🫖 Balanced Hybrid

Ginger Tea

Imagine if your grandma’s ginger snaps got a college educati

THC 18%
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🔪 Balanced Hybrid

Ginsu

Named after the legendary 90s knife that could slice a tin c

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Banana Couch-Lock Express

Giny Banana

Giny Banana is what happens when breeders ask, "What if couc

THC 18%
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🟡 Pure Sativa

Gipsy Haze

Meet Gipsy Haze, the sativa that convinced your brain it has

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Gipsy Widow

Meet Gipsy Widow—the strain that makes getting off the couch

THC 18%
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🦒 Tall Sativa

Giraffe Head

Giraffe Head is the strain that proves evolution got high fi

THC 18-26%
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🦒 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Giraffe P

Named after the tallest mammal and possibly the tallest nugs

THC 22-24%
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🦒 50/50 Hybrid

Giraffe Pussy

Giraffe Pussy sounds like a zoo scandal but it's actually Th

THC 18-25%
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🔳 Mystery Hybrid (a.k.a. “Whatever’s in the bag”)

Giraffe Pussy

A strain so loud it needs its own safe-word. Giraffe Pussy c

THC 15-25%
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🔶 Boutique Hype Hybrid

Giraffe Puzzy

The strain your plug swears is “exclusive” even though every

THC 28%
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🦒 Indica Giggle-Nap

Giraffe Puzzy

A strain so new it still has that new-car smell—and zero lab

THC 15-25%
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🦒 Hybrid

Giraffe Puzzy Doja

Giraffe Puzzy Doja sounds like a rejected Pokémon, but it's

THC 18-22%

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