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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies by Mamiko Seeds

Meet the strain that turned a wholesome childhood bake sale

THC 28%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Girl Scout Cookies by Monster Genetics

Girl Scout Cookies by Monster Genetics is basically Thin Min

THC 28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies by Nirvana Seeds

This is the strain that taught suburban moms the difference

THC 28%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies by PEV Seeds Bank

Remember sneaking Thin Mints from the freezer? This 28% THC

THC 28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies by Riot Seeds

This isn’t your childhood Thin Mint—it’s the strain that tur

THC 28%
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🔵 Indica (but acts like it skipped leg day)

Girl Scout Cookies by Seeds66

The strain that taught the Bay Area how to monetize munchies

THC 28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies by Seedstockers

The strain that turned your local dispensary into a Girl Sco

THC 28%
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⚖️ Sativa-Leaning Powerhouse

Girl Scout Cookies by UKSeedCo

Imagine if the Girl Scouts unionized with a San Francisco di

THC 28%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Girl Scout Cookies by White Label

Meet the strain that turned your local dispensary into a PTA

THC 28%
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🍪 Indica Dominant

Girl Scout Cookies by Zamnesia

Zamnesia’s GSC is the cannabis equivalent of raiding your ki

THC 28%
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🔵 Low-THC Indica

Girl Scout Cookies CBD

The strain that lets you taste Thin Mints without accidental

THC 8%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Indica

Girl Scout Cookies Forum Cookies by ApeOrigin

Meet the strain that made "just one more episode" impossible

THC 28%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Girl Scout Cookies Thin Mints by Geistgrow

Imagine shoving an entire sleeve of Thin Mints in your face,

THC 20-27%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Indica

Girl Scout Cookies Twister

Moscaseeds took the beloved GSC and gave it a plot twist nob

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Girl Scout Cookies X Bubblegum

Imagine your childhood bubblegum got possessed by a Girl Sco

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Fifty-Fifty Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies X Chemdog D

CSI Humboldt Frankenstein'd your two favorite strains into o

THC 20%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Girl Scout Cookies X Sensi Star

Katsu Seeds basically duct-taped a Thin Mint to a sleeping p

THC 20-26%
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🍪🔺 Balanced Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies X Triangle Kush

The love-child of couch-lock royalty and cookie jar kleptoma

THC 18%
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🌈 Dessert Cart Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies X Zkittlez by CSI Humboldt

CSI Humboldt took your childhood sugar addiction and weaponi

THC 19%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Girl Scout Cookies XTRM

This isn’t your childhood Thin Mints—it’s the strain that ma

THC 25%
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⚖️ Perfectly Split Hybrid

Girl Scout Crack

Seedsman basically dared to combine the wholesome cookie-ped

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Certified Sativa

Girl Scout GHash

Imagine your childhood troop leader hot-boxing a box of Thin

THC 22-25%
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🟣 Dessert-Diesel Hybrid

Girl Scout Glue

Imagine if a Thin Mint got hazed by a gas station attendant

THC 20-27%
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🍪 Hybrid

Girl Scout Gum

Imagine your dentist’s worst nightmare colliding with a Phis

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (But Acts Like It Has Commitment Issues)

Girl Scout Haze Cookies

Connoisseur Genetics took your favorite childhood cookie dea

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (65% Indica / 35% Sativa)

Girl Scout Jones

Girl Scout Jones is what happens when your dealer goes to bu

THC 20-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Girl Scout Kush

DutchFem took your childhood cookie dealers and turned them

THC 18%
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🐒 Sativa Auto-Flower

Girl Scout Monkeys

This Mephisto Genetics creation is what happens when you let

THC 20-25%
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🐺 Indica

Girl Scout Wolfies

Imagine a Girl Scout who grew up feral, learned how to hot-w

THC 20%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Commander

Girl Trouble

Girl Trouble is the strain equivalent of canceling plans and

THC 24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (aka 'The Relationship Counselor')

Girl's Best Friend

CSI Humboldt’s Girl’s Best Friend is what happens when you l

THC 24-27%
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🔵 Pure Indica

Girls Gone Wild

The strain that sounds like a 2003 spring break DVD but hits

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Giscotti

Giscotti is what happens when a pastry chef and a botanist g

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Chimera

Gitane By Automaris

Meet Gitane—the strain that auto-flowers faster than your ex

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Boutique Northern Indica

Gitche Gumee

Gitche Gumee is what happens when Lake Superior gets high an

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Designer Couch-Lock

Givenchy Cut

Hang On! Genetics bottled bougie and called it Givenchy Cut—

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Indica (but it’s wearing sativa’s hoodie)

Gizmo

Gizmo is the strain equivalent of a Furby that got into your

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Gizmo

Gizmo is the boutique lovechild of GMO Cookies and what we a

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Gizmo OG

Gizmo OG is what happens when breeders lock themselves in a

THC 18-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gizzard Punch

The Capitan's Connection basically weaponized comfort with G

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Legend

Gjallahorn

Gjallahorn is the strain that proves Exotic Genetix spent 5,

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

GKZ by GLK Genetics

Meet GKZ, the strain that treats your brain like a seesaw—ha

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Glacee Blanche

Meet Glacee Blanche—the strain that looks like it just rolle

THC 18%
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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock

Glacee Blanche

Glacee Blanche translates to "icy white," which is French fo

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ Frosted Tropical Hybrid

Glacee Blanche x Guava Dawg

Imagine a snow cone humped a diesel truck and the baby came

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch Locked & Loaded

Glacial Chunk

Meet Glacial Chunk, the indica that’s basically a weighted b

THC 18%
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🔵 Pure Sativa

Glacial Lake

Glacial Lake is the strain equivalent of chugging an iced co

THC 20%
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🔵 Indica

Glacier

Glacier is the strain that looks like it got lost on the way

THC 25%

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