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🔴 Indica (Sparkle Edition)

Glitter Apples

Imagine if a disco ball and a caramel apple had a baby, then

THC 15-25%
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✨ Sparkle-Hybrid

Glitter Biscuits

Glitter Biscuits is what happens when breeders let a sugar-f

THC 18%
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✨ Sparkle-Ass Hybrid

Glitter Bomb

Imagine if Tinker Bell got tipsy and crop-dusted your grinde

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Glitter Bomb

Imagine if a blueberry Pop-Tart had a torrid affair with a d

THC 18-21%
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🔮 Sparkly Couch-Lock

Glitter Bomb

Meet Glitter Bomb, the 18% THC indica that turns your retina

THC 18%
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✨ Hybrid

Glitter Box

Imagine if a disco ball and a gas station had a baby that sm

THC 39%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Couture

Glitter Burger

Glitter Burger is what happens when Equilibrium Genetics dec

THC 22-28%
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✨ Balanced Hybrid

Glitter Fritter

Glitter Fritter is what happens when a breeder stares at a L

THC 25%
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🟣 Bedtime Bedazzler

Glitter Fritter

Imagine if a craft-store explosion and a weighted blanket ha

THC 20%
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🟣 Sparkly Couch-Lock

Glitter Fritter

Glitter Fritter is what happens when breeders ask "what if a

THC 25-28%
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✨ Balanced Hybrid

Glitter Litter

Imagine if a stripper pole and a Christmas tree had a baby a

THC 25%
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🔮 Boutique-Only Indica

Glitter Tea

Imagine your nug took a bubble bath in loose-leaf bergamot a

THC 20-26%
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✨ Top-Shelf Hybrid

Glitterati

Glitterati is what happens when a sugar-cookie and a gas sta

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Glo

Glo is Spice of Life's attempt at creating the cannabis equi

THC 18-22%
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🛫 Sativa

Globetrotter Haze

Think of it as a first-class upgrade for your frontal lobe—e

THC 18-23%
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⚫ Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Glookie

Meet Glookie, the strain that married Gorilla Glue and Thin

THC 20-26%
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💣 Couch-Lock Incoming

Glookie Bomb

Named like a Looney Tunes explosive, Glookie Bomb is the ind

THC 20-24%
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⚖️ 70/30 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Glookies

Barney’s Farm basically Frankensteined two West Coast legend

THC 25%
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⚫ Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Glookies

Barney’s Farm glued Gorilla Glue to Thin Mint Cookies and th

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Glookies

Imagine Original Glue and Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies had a

THC 18-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Glookies Cream

Glookies Cream is what happens when breeders decide cookies

THC 21%
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🟢 Mostly-Sativa Smoke-Grenade

Glookiez

Glookiez is what happens when mad scientists decide to splic

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ 55/45 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Glootie by J Love

Glootie sounds like something you’d scrape off your shoe, bu

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

GloRilla

GloRilla is what happens when breeders watch too much rap mu

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica

Glory Days

Professional Genetics tried to bottle nostalgia and accident

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (But Acts Like It Forgot Its Own Name)

Glory Grapes by Glory

Imagine a grape Jolly Rancher that went to therapy and learn

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Yes, the name is intentional)

Glory Hole

Glory Hole by MassMedicalStrains is that friend who shows up

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality

Glory Hole x Swabi

MassMedicalStrains basically Frankensteined a strain that ca

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Cheddar

Glouchester Cheese

Imagine the dankest fromage plate melted into a nug and spri

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Glove Butter

Glove Butter is what happens when Root Orgin Seed Co tries t

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica Pillow-Puncher

Glove Love Bx

Glove Love Bx is the cannabis equivalent of getting hug-tack

THC 24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Lite

Glow

Glow is what happens when breeders decide your brain needs a

THC 20%
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🍓 Hybrid (Blueberry's Glow-Up)

Glow Berry

Glow Berry is what happens when Blueberry goes to therapy an

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Glow Plug

Glow Plug is ThugPug's attempt at creating the cannabis equi

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Balanced 50/50 Hybrid (But Calls Itself Indica)

Glow Stick

Meet Glow Stick, the strain that spent a decade in R&D just

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Indica-Sativa Hybrid

Glow Stick

Glow Stick is the strain equivalent of cracking a neon tube

THC 20-26%
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⚡ Hybrid

Glow Stix

Glow Stix is the strain that looks like it raided a rave’s g

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock Candy

Glowberry

Glowberry is the strain your bougie plug swears only 12 peop

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Glowberry Rush

Glowberry Rush is the strain equivalent of eating an entire

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Autoflower

Glowberry Rush Auto

Glowberry Rush Auto is the strain equivalent of a cheat code

THC 18-23%
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🔮 Indica

Glowstarz

Glowstarz is Paradise Seeds' attempt at turning your couch i

THC 20-23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Glozk

Glozk is what happens when breeders say "let’s make a strain

THC 30-40%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Indica

Glucchee

Imagine Gorilla Glue and a wheel of extra-stinky cheese had

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Mystery Meat

Gluchi

Gluchi is what happens when Cheese Gang Seeds gets possessiv

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock

Gluchi

Gluchi is the strain for anyone whose ideal Friday night inv

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Hybrid

Glue

Meet Glue—the strain that turns your grinder into a crime sc

THC 20%
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🟡 Sativa

Glue 75

Glue 75 is what happens when breeders ask "what if we made w

THC 18%
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🔵 Indica That Forgot How to Couch-Lock

Glue 87.5%

An indica that acts like a sativa on espresso—Glue 87.5% glu

THC 22%

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