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🟣 Old-School Indica

Gluerke

Gluerke is the strain equivalent of your conspiracy-theorist

THC 18%
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🫠 Couch-Lock Hybrid

Glues

Meet Glues, the strain that treats your spine like IKEA asse

THC 18%
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⚗️ Lab-Bred Hybrid

Gluetini

Meet Gluetini, the strain Tonygreens Tortured Beans whipped

THC 21-23%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Gluetini Bx1

Gluetini Bx1 is what happens when a mad scientist gets bored

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Gluetopia

Gluetopia is what happens when breeders take the couch-lock

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Glueystone

The Brothers Grimm basically wrote a bedtime story that gets

THC 20%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Glukie Breath

Imagine if a sugar cookie and a diesel truck had a baby, the

THC 25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Glukies

Meet Glukies, the strain that turns your spine into a puddle

THC 18-20%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Power-Up

Glukies Bx

Meet Glukies Bx—the strain that convinced your Type-A friend

THC 20%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Glutang

Meet Glutang—the strain that makes your inner artist stop pr

THC 18-23%
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🍔 Couch-Lock Champion

Gluttony

Named after one of the seven deadly sins, Gluttony is FireFl

THC 25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Gluttony

Named after the deadly sin because apparently 'Moderate Appe

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ F2 Hybrid Chaos

GLZ F2 by GLK Genetics

The sequel nobody asked for but everyone secretly wanted—GLZ

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Perfect 50/50 Hybrid

GM3 by Wizard Trees

GM3 is the strain equivalent of a mullet—business in the fro

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

Gma Mints

Gma Mints is what happens when breeders let Ripper Seeds rai

THC 20-25%
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⚫ Indica-Leaner (But Still a Hybrid)

Gmac

Gmac is what happens when GMO’s garlic-fuel breath hooks up

THC 24-30%
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🟢⚪ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

GMBlow

Meet GMBlow, the Switzerland of weed—so diplomatically balan

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

GMBlow V2

Think of GMBlow V2 as the director's cut of the original—sam

THC 25%
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🔮 Pure Indica

GMC by Pacific NW Roots

GMC is the strain equivalent of canceling all your plans and

THC 18%
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🧄 Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Crouton)

GMO

Named after garlic, mushrooms, and onions—not Frankenfood—GM

THC 15-25%
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🧄 Pure Indica

GMO

GMO smells like someone blended Italian deli with a tire fir

THC 24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

GMO 8

Atlas Seed’s GMO 8 is the indica that punches you in the fac

THC 16%
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🧄 Hybrid (Garlic-Charged)

GMO 91

GMO 91 by Strayfox Gardenz is the strain that answers the qu

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica Autoflower

GMO Auto

GMO Auto is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 18%
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⚖️ 70-90 Day Couch-Lock Express

GMO Auto

GMO Auto is the cannabis equivalent of showing up to a black

THC 18-24%
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⛽ Frosted Couch-Lock

GMO Blizzard

GMO Blizzard is the strain that looks like it got locked in

THC 22-30%
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🔵 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

GMO Blueberry

Imagine garlic knots and blueberry muffins had a baby, then

THC 20-28%
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🧄 Stank-Ass Indica

GMO BX

GMO BX is what happens when breeders decide regular GMO wasn

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

GMO Bx1 by GibbsKutz Genetics

GMO Bx1 is what happens when breeders ask, "What if garlic b

THC 30%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50 split)

GMO Bx1 by Turpene Time

Meet the strain that convinced your Italian grandma to final

THC 20%
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🧄 50/50 Hybrid

GMO by Apothecary Genetics

GMO is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies and a clove of g

THC 25%
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🧄 Hybrid

GMO by Atlas Seed

Imagine a strain that smells like someone left garlic bread

THC 20-30%
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🧄 Couch-Lock OG

GMO by Barneys Farm

This isn’t your nonna’s secret sauce—it’s the strain that tu

THC 25%
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⚖️ 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

GMO Cake

GMO Cake is what happens when a stinky garlic cookie and a c

THC 20%
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🟣 Garlic-Forward Couch-Lock Cake

GMO Cake

GMO Cake is what happens when a diesel-soaked garlic bulb cr

THC 22-29%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

GMO Candy

Imagine if your grandma’s secret garlic cookie recipe got hi

THC 20-29%
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🧄 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

GMO Cookies

Imagine if a diesel truck crashed into a bakery and someone

THC 30%
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🧄 Hybrid Monster

GMO Cookies

The strain that convinced your dealer to invest in nose plug

THC 22-30%
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🧄 Hybrid (Chem D x GSC)

GMO Cookies

Meet GMO Cookies, the strain that smells like someone stuffe

THC 22-30%
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🧄 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

GMO Cookies

Meet the strain that smells like someone hot-boxed an Italia

THC 22-30%
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🧄 Couch-Lock OG

GMO Cookies

The strain that smells like someone microwaved garlic bread

THC 22-30%
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🧄 Indica-Autoflowering Couch-Lock

GMO Cookies Autoflower

Zamnesia took the infamous garlic-onion-gas GMO Cookies and

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55/45)

GMO Crasher

GMO Crasher is the strain that asks, "What if a wheel of gor

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Indica

GMO Crasher

Imagine if a stoner wedding cake crashed into an Italian del

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

GMO Diesel by Katsu Seeds

GMO Diesel is what happens when a diesel truck and a garlic

THC 20-28%
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⚡ Fast-Flowering Hybrid

GMO Fast

The strain that asks, 'What if you could couch-lock yourself

THC 25%
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🚀 Sativa

GMO Fuel

GMO Fuel is Red Scare Seed Co.’s idea of a practical joke: a

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid Paranoia

GMO Fuel BC1

Imagine if a gas station urinal and a garlic knot had a baby

THC 18-22%

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